We are back in upstate New York at Luann’s roundhouse on the Hudson for tonight’s RHONY Recap. We’re mid-fight between Luann and Bethenny over Luann’s lack of appreciation for Bethenny’s support. Luann has reverted to season one Luann this season. It’s not attractive. Luann doesn’t seem to remember who was at her Halloween cabaret. I […]
RHONY Recap: Upstate Girls
On tonight’s RHONY Recap, the ladies are heading up to upstate New York to spend some time at Luann’s new house. Sonja often take a Jitney to the Hamptons. But for the trip upstate she is the only passenger in a luxurious van. There is TV and Internet and comfortable cars. I need to know […]
RHONY Recap: Shalloween
It’s time for another RHONY Recap! Tonight is going to be a doozey! Luann de Lesseps has a big Halloween performance. Clearly, she has been drinking on the down low at these events the entire time. She’s got a hearing in from of a Palm Beach judge for violating probation two weeks from tomorrow! It’s Halloween […]
RHONY Recap: Tears Of A Clown
Who is ready for another RHONY Recap? I’m not sure I am. We have way too many franchises of the housewives. I think that is the problem. The formulaic, misogynistic storylines are just way to apparent to everyone. And yet it’s women that are watching this garbage. This has been my issue for a long […]
RHONY Recap: Birds, Broads, And Breakups
On tonight’s RHONY Recap, a familiar face returns to the show and receives an over the top welcome. And the story about Ramona Singer’s behavior at a charity ball where she ditched Dorinda Medley and lied to Page Six makes the show. Ramona invited Dorinda to the Angel Ball, another charity event that is a […]
RHONY Recap: It’s Kind Of A Phone-Y Story
It’s time for another RHONY Recap. As we begin, Sonja Morgan is in a drunken spiral at Dorinda’s beautiful dinner table. Art Smith and the Bear Naked Chef have high-tailed it out of there. It’s all over but the crying. And of course someone will soon be sleeping with the fishes. I hope it is […]
Real Housewives Of New York Recap: Sleeping With The Fishes
Last week’s RHONY recap ended with Luann de Lesseps storming out of the dinner at the Wheatleigh Hotel without even finishing her filet mignon! And, it was all because she didn’t want to sleep in the fish room! That’s so very childish! Luann books a room at the Wheatleigh. Dorinda points out to Ramona that […]
Real Housewives of New York: Shark Bait
For the next two episodes of RHONY, we are going to argue about who has to sleep in the “fish room” at Blue Stone Manor. They can’t be serious. I really feel like production is making this into the RHONY version of The RHOBH Great Champagne Coupe Disaster of 2017. We don’t need this ridiculousness. […]
Real Housewives of New York: Making Up Is Hard To Do
On tonight’s Real Housewives of New York it would suit me just fine if Luann de Lesseps and Dorinda Medley would just makeup already. Things start off looking good. Bethenny Frankel has summoned Luann to the bar to chat with Dorinda. John Mahdessian is there. Fake compliments are being dished out. There is chit chat about […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: It’s A Clam Shame
Before tonight’s episode of RHONY even starts, Ramona Singer, aka The Apologizer apologizes for saying horrendous things about Dennis Shields who passed away only recently. You know what Ramona Singer? If you are constantly apologizing and then doing the same things over and over, people will not want to be around you. You are lucky […]
RHONY Recap: Things Are Going Southampton
It’s time to head back to The Hamptons where the RHONY are divided into two factions. Team Luann and Team Dorinda. Let’s see what team each of the RHONY end up on. At least on tonights RHONY Recap Ramona’s House In the left corner, weighing in at… not very many pounds… we have Dorinda Medley, […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Divided They Summer
On the first episode of RHONY, everyone is in The Hamptons, or planning to head that direction. However, they are not all staying together. And, they are not all speaking. The episode starts off with some big news that happened during the hiatus. Luann de Lesseps was sued by her children and the Count over […]