Warning: Spoilers & Spoiler pictures below By: Urethra Franklin Thank you Freaktards for all the well wishes & health tips you gave me last week. I’m feeling better, but I really need some sunshine. It’s been ELEVEN days without it, and NO I’m not in prison. It’s just a gloomy winter, and I need […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 8 “Blood Bath” (Precap)
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoilers below, but I don’t name names. Welcome back Freaktards! Though it was only a one week break from AHS, it felt longer to me. That’s probably due to the fact that I didn’t recap episode 7, which is the first time I hadn’t recapped an episode for y’all since I […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 7, Test of Strength (Precap)
By: Urethra Franklin Warning Freaktards: MAJOR SPOILERS WOW tonight’s episode of American Horror Story: Freak Show is going to be good & bad with violence, music, sex, and heartbreaking DEATH! Really I should just STFU right now, but I need TT to loosen up my damn chain. #SorryNotSorry Last week Jimmy showed up at the Mott mansion determined […]
American Horror Story: FreakShow Precap Episode 6 “Bullseye”
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoilers that may or may not be true. Just sayin’. What does Gloria do for her psychotic man-child when he comes home bloodied after murdering a male prostitute? She gives him some new play toys, the Tattler twins, courtesy of Elsa. Jealously & delusional ambition drove Elsa to show up at […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 5 Recap Pink Cupcakes & Hookers
By: Urethra Franklin In a fantasy scene, The Morbidity Museum is hosting an elegant gala to unveil their newest exhibit of “Modern Mutations” provided by Stanley, or whatever his alias is in this scene. The curator removes the covering to reveal an aquarium with Paul the Illustrated Seal’s nude body inside with autopsy stitches. […]
American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 5 “Pink Cupcakes” (Preview)
By Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoiler-ish like poisoned cupcakes. In last week’s episode there was a lot of character development & shocking moments. Dandy killed our favorite sassy maid Dora over his shit stained fruit of the looms, and we got some back story on several of the freaks. Maybe some of you shed a tear […]