I enjoyed Celebrity Apprentice for the most part this season, but I’m ready for the finale because I just have to many things to watch on Monday nights right now. Speaking of scheduling issues, I will be recapping Vanderpump Rules tomorrow instead of tonight. After this show, I’m going to curl up on the coach […]
Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Be Your Own Hero
The first hour is a list of top fights and other crap from all the seasons. It’s filler. But I’m glad because I am not ready to start recapping. Kenya Moore had the fourth worst campaign of all time with the Hawaiian Buns photobomb with the baby with the bun fetish. Kenya also came in second […]
#PhoneGate Is the Celebrity Apprentice Scandal That Will Not Die
Celebrity Apprentice #PhoneGate has not died down on the Internet. This site seems to have become the last safe (sort of) refuge for those who for whatever reasons do not think Kenya sent out the nasty tweets about menopause and Vivica Fox. Kenya is taking a pretty big drumming for #PhoneGate and I personally think it […]
Celebrity Apprentice: Bud Light Lime Jingle
The Task: B.B. King Blues Club. The client is Anheiser Busch. Create an original jingle for their Lime Margarita malt liquor. Big money this week! $100K Team Vortex Project Manager: Leeza Gibbons Geraldo Rivera, Vivica Fox, Leeza Gibbons, Geraldo says Bud Light Lime is big in Latin countries and wants a Latin flair. Leeza has more of […]
Celebrity Apprentice Task 1 The Phone Stealing Episode!
The Task: The corporate client is King’s Hawaiian. They will be doing a photoshoot and social media blitz. Judging will be on creativity, originality and brand messaging. Team Infinity Brandi Glanville, Leeza Gibbons, Johnny Damon, Ian Zierling Project Manager: Johnny Damon They want to talk about slogans. Ian has a lot of slogans. Most of which […]
Celebrity Apprentice Episode #2 If I Throw Someone Under The Bus, It Won’t Be A Surprise, They’ve Got The Bus Schedule!
Kenya is moved to “Geraldo’s Team” as Trump puts it. Finally separating Kenya and Brandi. Vivica wanted Ian and Geraldo wanted Leeza. The Task: Trump wants an interactive theme environment for Trump Golf and Hotel resort in Miami. WTF is an interactive theme environment? Trumps boys will judge on creativity, innovation and guest interactions. I […]
Celebrity Apprentice Episode #1 The Captain Goes Down With The Ship
The Task: Host a Circle Line Boat Tour around the city with an original theme and provide the entertainment. The winner will be decided solely on guest feedback. I titled this episode of Celebrity Apprentice before watching so if the captain doesn’t go down with the ship, I may have to think of a better title. […]
Celebrity Apprentice Task #2 Cat Fights & Pillow Talk
The Task: Create a viral video to advertise Chock Full o Nuts single serve coffees. Team Vortex Lorenzo Lamas, Geraldo Rivera, Sig Hansen , Vivica Fox, Kate Gosselin Project Manager: Lorenzo Lamas Geraldo is taking over again and Lorenzo could not be any happier. Lorenzo is going to sing the theme song. The viral video will star […]
Celebrity Apprentice Recap #1 I Wish I Had a Project Manager
The Task: The two teams must create a mobile shoe boutique for Ivanka’s shoeline and create a marketing campaign to attract sales. Team Infinity Kenya Moore, Brandi Glanville, Leeza Gibbons, Johnny Damon, Ian Zierling, Project Manager: Kenya Moore Kenya takes immediate control. She wants to recreate Nordstrom with a piano and chandelier. Kenya immediately assigns tasks. Leeza […]
Celebrity Apprentice Recap #2 Say Yes To The Dress
The Task Whoever sells the most wedding dresses and raises the most money wins. Team Infinity Kenya Moore, Brandi Glanville, Leeza Gibbons, Johnny Damon, Ian Zierling, Terrell Owens Project Manager: Ian Zierling Ian wanted this challenge because it is probably the only big money challenge left. He seems passionate about his charity. Ian has a great […]
Celebrity Apprentice Recap #1: A Family Affair
The Task Develop a four page fitness editorial to be featured in the hot and healthy pages of Cosmopolitan and to be featured on an app. Teams will be judged on creativity, originality and overall presentation. Team Infinity Kenya Moore, Brandi Glanville, Kate Gosselin, Vivica Fox, Shawn Johnson (Olympic Gymnast), Leeza Gibbons, Jamie […]
The Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Shilling “Food Product” is No Easy Task
The Task: Create a bistro featuring a tasting menu of Luvo food products. Food products doesn’t sound very appetizing. They will be judged on brand messaging and overall experience. The Teams Infinity: Kenya Moore, Brandi Glanville, Kate Gosselin, Vivica Fox, Shawn Johnson (Olympic Gymnast), Leeza Gibbons, Jamie Anderson (Olympic Snowboarder) Project Manager: Vivica Fox The […]
The Celebrity Apprentice Recap: That’s Neat!
After Kate and Jamie return to the group after the boardroom. Kate has a breakdown. She is dumbfounded that Brandi called her lazy. I agree. I saw Kate pretty much take over as project manager and do a ton of the cooking. Brandi (and Kenya) seemed to be doing the pie in the […]
Celebrity Apprentice Premiers With Two Housewives And Tons of Drama
Tonight is the night! Celebrity Apprentice is one of my favorite shows ever. I know the Donald is a bit evil at times, but I can’t help but enjoy him on Celebrity Apprentice! It’s time! Let’s meet the teams! Meet the Men’s Team: Ian Zierling (Beverly Hills 90210), Lorenzo Lamas, Geraldo Rivera, Kevin Jonas, Terrell Owens (Football), Johnny […]