I slept all day and just woke up a few minutes ago I was sleeping so peacefully, I could have slept until tomorrow. But, I wanted to see Big Brother. Even though this season sucks and people call it the worst season ever EVERY SEASON. I just need the stability of Big Brother in my […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: The Blackout Continues
Tonight’s episode is an hour and a half long so I am expecting a double eviction. I’m watching this season like a casual for the most part. Even though I have the feeds, I can’t ever seem to get over there to watch anything. So this Big Brother All Stars Recap will all be news […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Piss On This
Tonight’s Big Brother All Stars Recap could be kind of traumatic. There has been a lot of yelling and crying and backstabbing this week. Let’s see how CBS sanitizes this week. Oh and in real time news Memphis referred to David as the n-word in a conversation with…I think Cody. This is after he used […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Time To Fight Back
Big Brother is my all time favorite reality show even when every season seems to suck donkey balls lately. I’ve been really looking forward to the this season. That said, this Big Brother All Stars Recap is going to suck because I haven’t even felt like watching the feeds. Tonight’s show should be good though […]
Big Brother All Stars: The Blackout
I am writing this Big Brother All Stars Recap while stimming like Ian. I know that sounds bad but at least I have stopped listening to Alan Jackson’s Gospel Album on Youtube and drunk emailing my pastor neighbors to take me to church. Even so, um… things are looking better? WTF? Why are we late? […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: The Committee Takes Another Victim
Tonight’s Big Brother All Stars Recap will likely be the predictable eviction of Bayleigh. However, there is some drama happening in the house that has been picked up by large media outlets including TMZ. Christmas Abbott, Dani Briones, Nicole Franzel and Memphis Garrett were seen on the live feeds mocking Ian Terry’s stimming behaviors to calm his autism. Nicole […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Kaysar Follows Jani Out The Door
Sadly, tonight we say goodbye to Kaysar. Maybe there will be some good news tonight and someone not in the majority alliance will win HOH. Ian might be a good option. David would be an interesting HOH. But it will probably be Memphis or Tyler or some other guy in the majority alliance. Or maybe […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: A Surprise Win
It’s time for another Big Brother All Stars Recap! Apologizes for not recapping last Sunday. There is a lot going on with the site and the technical crap and to be honest, it’s been sort of a nightmare. I have tech support for both the site hosts, and the security guys and lately I have […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Two Hinky Votes
I am totally ready for tonight’s eviction and the Big Brother All Stars Recap! If you have been watching the feeds you know that Janelle is going to be voted out. HOWEVER, I seriously doubt that production is going to let her go that fast. Janelle says she is going to be “held” for three […]
BB22 Recap: Piece of Cake
I almost made this a discussion thread tonight. I haven’t been on the feeds for a while. I’m a bit thickheaded tonight. So I am not sure what I will have to say about this tonight. I thought tonight was Thursday and it was the endurance comp. That’s how out of it I am this […]
BB All Stars Recap: The First Two On The Block
It’s time for our first real episode of Big Brother All Stars. In this BB All Stars recap, I expect we will be covering the new twist, “Safety Suite” where the hamsters can choose to play the game for possible safety or advantages but might also get some really bad consequences. If you read the […]
BB All Stars TWO HOUR LIVE PREMIERE!
It’s the most wonderful night of the year! BIG BROTHER IS BACK! And hopefully after the show airs out there in California, we will get THE LIVE FEEDS! And you guys may not hear from me for three months. 🙂 Just kidding. Probably. WAIT IS IT TWO AND A HALF HOURS? I DIE! OMG! OMG! […]
Big Brother Recap And Live Feed Discussion
By Lime Brain We left off with Davonne being evicted last Thursday. These are some off the house guests reactions to it: Nichole feels that Day leaving is good for her game but feels super guilty about Z and Meesh being blindsided. (Ha!) Z feels blindsided and that Paulie’s been using her. (True!) Paulie says […]
Big Brother Live Feed Updates
By Lime Brain Recap of Tuesday, 7/26/16 Nothing happened. There, I’m done. You think I am kidding? It seemed every time I turned on my feeds I would see Nicole whining about Corey to somebody so I would turn my feeds back off. I would hope BB would have the cameras on somebody else […]
Big Brother Discussion Forum: It’s Time to Battle Back!
I am trying to start a new discussion forum at least once a week for Big Brother for those who want to chat about it here. I love those of you who share in comments scoop from the live feeds. I’ve been super busy and a bit under the weather so I just haven’t been […]
Big Brother Live Eviction Discussion
The above photo was taken by CBS and on the official big Brother site. Apparently they all actually agreed to get naked. No idea why. I do not want to miss a minute of this episode of Big Brother by doing an in depth recap. This eviction is going to be awesome. Everyone in the […]
It’s A Big Brother Miracle! Frank Got the Douchebag Edit He Deserves!
It’s well known that Frank is, for reasons that defy logic. Grondner’s favorite. So I never in a million years thought we would get a montage of his douchebag behavior and how uncomfortable he makes the girls. Of course it was the tamest version possible; still, we were shown him being way too rough […]
BB18 Update: The Eight Pack Is No More; Frank Is Disgusting
It’s time for some Big Brother live feed spoiler updates. There was the usual drama after last night’s HOH comp that Bridgette won. Bridgette may think she is HOH but she is not. Frank is. She does whatever he says. I hoped that SOMEONE would tell her that he had the first Road Kill win […]
Big Brother Live Eviction! #BB18
I am not going to recap this because my Big Brother readers already know everything from my previous posts . I will IMPLORE YOU to watch this show though. It’s the best season ever. Stupid shit Jozea says on the live show. My intuition is always right. I think it’s going to be a landslide […]
Big Brother 18 Update: I’m Like The Messiah!
Just a short Big Brother post to get you up to speed on tomorrow night’s eviction. As of this moment, Jozea still thinks he rules the house and tomorrow night will be a huge blindside. This almost never happens without the person getting evicted figuring things out, but the newbies are so stupid, we […]
BIG BROTHER IS BACK!!!!! YES!!! #BB18
This post is going to be later than I’d like because the boss says I have to fucking work tonight. And yes, I am my own boss. Sadly, RHONY’s episode tonight with Bethenny’s uterus falling out on the Home Goods sales floor must take priority over the best show of the summer returning. I’ve […]
Big Brother After Party Updates
Well, Mel proposed to Vanessa in the hotel room right before the after party. And there were all sorts of shenanigans at the after party. Click through for photos…
Big Brother Finale! Who Will Win?
I just FINALLY had some major success with working on the ad rev part of my site and was so excited between that and Big Brother started, that I actually forgot I was supposed to be blogging! So, I had better get to recapping so you can all come admire my pretty ad work. […]
Big Brother Recap: A Full Hour of Waiting For The Hemorrhoids
We start with Vanessa plotting to be sure no matter who wins the HOH Vanessa is going to go to final 2. Cut to a diary room of Liz saying she is solid with taking Vanessa to the final two. Liz also says that Van is totally taking her to final two. Then Vanessa lies […]
Big Brother Wednesday Night Live Eviction: Who Will Be The Final Three?
It’s time for another live eviction on Big Brother. But first, as Juliew would say, we have to get caught up on who Steve nominated for eviction and the Veto competition. It feels to me like we have a lot to cram into this episode. Well for some damn reason Big Brother did not want […]
Big Brother Tuesday Eviction Recap: Will Austin or Steve Be Evicted?
By: Lady Cocotte It’s a surprise eviction on Big Brother tonight! Julie enters the house (via tv screen) to let the houseguests know. Everyone is visibly stunned. It seems like they were all expecting more time to scamper. And we rewind to the nomination ceremony. Steve is disappointed that Vanessa chose to save Austin and […]
Big Brother Sunday Night Show Recap
I am always surprised how far behind the TV show is from the live feeds. I get that production is busting their ball putting out three shows a week. It’s just weird when you have been watching the feeds a lot. It feels like you are time traveling. HOH Competition We begin this episode with […]
Big Brother 17 Live Eviction Night: A Swan Song For A Twin
It’s finally time to split the twins apart tonight on Big Brother! Praise the chocolate baby Jesus! I’m really hoping for lots of jury house footage. Instead, we get a buttload of crying, whiney, twins. Liz says if it her time to go, she is definitely leaving with her integrity. One of us doesn’t know […]
Big Brother 17 Wednesday Night Recap: Vanessa Controls the Twins Minds, Again
Hey guys! Lady Cocotte is tied up tonight so I’ll be doing Wednesday and Thursday Big Brother recaps this week! She will be back chained to the radiator soon! I’m in a particularly good mood for a change today because Jason Roy gave me a really nice shout out on Twitter today saying he has […]
Big Brother Sunday Night Recap: End of the Showmance?
By: The Lady Cocotte (@theladycocotte) Tonight on Big Brother, after the double eviction there are tears and congratulations. John thinks it’s now three vs three: the AusTwins vs John, Steve and Vanessa. Except Vanessa is in everyone’s final two. Austin considers throwing the Head of Household competition. He doesn’t want to have to put one […]
Big Brother Wednesday Night Recap: James v Vanessa
By Lady Cocotte Meg is crying. She’s on the block with James and you can tell the game has finally gotten to her. Vanessa offers to explain her nomination reasoning to James but he turns her down. I think he should win the game just for that. Meg cries some more. James remembers he’s playing […]
Big Brother Sunday Night Recap: HOH and Noms (Spoilers In Comments)
By Lady Cocotte Which jury member will come back? Who will win Head of Household? It all depends on who can hang on a rope swing the longest. Add in some giant silver hands to make the houseguests spin and what you get is a pretty quick endurance competition. Swing and smack. Swing and smack. […]
Big Brother Recap: Who Will Return From the Jury?
So much going on tonight and I have been on the weird sleep schedule again. I already want to go to bed. I will be recapping RHONY and Project Runway tomorrow. Although, tomorrow might be moving day for the site. So anything can happen. The producers love “Judas.” And I seem to have missed his nomination […]