In today’s least shock news, Jenelle Eason had moved back onto the land to be with David Eason. She is so unhappy being “alone” that she would rather just be with a monster. I’d rather have my vagina sewn shut and live alone in a cave that be anywhere near this scum bucket. Jenelle is […]
Um Y’all… Just When You Though David Eason Could Not Get Any SCARIER!
TMZ just posted David Eason’s most recent mugshot. I just thought this needed it’s own post since this happened… I mean goddamn we can all feel better about our quarantine 15 now! And yes I keep saying I am going to go to bed. I’m exhausted, and can’t sleep. Le sigh.
David Eason Arrested For Felony Assault With Deadly Weapon
After months of breakups and makeups, Teen Mom’s David Eason was arrested for felony assualt with a deadly weapon. This was also his second arrest in 24 hours. That might be a record for him. According to Celebernation David Eason, 31, was arrested on Friday at 9:46 p.m. in North Carolina on charges of assault with […]
Jenelle Evans And David Eason Drama Escalates
It’s been a busy day for Jenelle Evans and David Eason news. It’s been about a week since Jenelle took the kids and left David Eason. That event happened a day or two after Jenelle met with MTV executives in NYC. Since that time she has had no contact with David Eason. And as predicted, […]
Jenelle Evans Has Left David And THE LAND!
I got a ton of emails about this breaking news today. Apparently, Jenelle Evans has finally decided to leave David Eason. I have been watching her social media closely for a few days now wondering if it was really going to happen. Jenelle didn’t leave David in order to keep custody of her kids. She […]
Jenelle Evans Recants Dog Killing Story Claims It Was A Publicity Stunt
UPDATED WITH TMZ INTERVIEW. Jenelle Evans can’t keep her story straight. Why the hell does Jenelle Evans keep giving interviews about this? Pick a lie at LEAST! Jenelle Evans now claims that David didn’t really kill her dog, Nugget. The best way to even begin to cover this is by just using my purple pen on […]
Judge Dismisses Jenelle And David Eason’s Custody Case
The new judge on Jenelle and David Eason’s custody case has dismissed the whole case stating that she saw no evidence of neglect, According to The Ashley. Apparently, this judge has no eyeballs. Maryssa took the stand previously and explained that she felt afraid on The Land. According to The Ashley’s sources she also mentioned […]
Legal Updates: Reality Show Edition
It’s time for a legal update post. Half of Bravo it seems has some sort of legal situation going on. Gina Kirschenheiter The last time we discussed Gina from RHOOC, she had been arrested for a DUI. Actually, that was part of a trifecta of moving violations for her. Then, things seemed to improve with […]
What’s Wrong With This Picture?
Barbara Evans just posted this photo of her son, and the three grand kids she is raising. I’m not sure that was a very good decision. Can you see what’s wrong with this picture?
Teen Mom 2 Reunion Part Three Recap
By Janis Slick Hello, everyone! I’m Janis Slick and I am lucky enough to be helping Tamara finish this Teen Mom 2 Reunion recap. I have really enjoyed this season and the best way to commemorate the end is by discussing it here with all of you! So I hope you’ll join me in the […]
Jenelle Evans And Her Mom Barbara Evans Have A Parking Lot Dispute
Y’all! On a regular Tuesday, Jenelle Evans being a bitch to her mother outside a courthouse would be my lead story. That happened yesterday and I am still trying to get to it because there is SO VERY MUCH HAPPENING at Tamara Tattles Headquarters, AKA, the ghetto. I’m going to try to make this brief […]
David Eason Is Allegedly “Done With” His Daughter Maryssa
According to an exclusive report by The Ashley, or as I call her the Bible of Teen Mom, David Eason is not going to pursue reunification with his eldest daughter Maryssa. And just when we thought there was never any good news to report. This is fantastic. She will finally be back in school in […]
North Carolina Judge Rules Jenelle and David Eason Will Not Get Kids Back
UPDATE: Y’all it’s been a crazy 24 hrs IRL and I need some sleep but check out this Twitter account! Sorry when I put it in earlier for some reason the entire account was posted. weird. Today was the fifth day of court for Jenelle and David Eason. The couple has been fighting to get […]
Teen Mom 2 Reunion Parts 1 And 2
My DVR is recording part two of the three part Teen Mom 2 Reunion right now. Apparently, it didn’t record part one and there was a lot of drama. I’m watching part one of the Teen Mom 2 Reunion on demand now, so I can’t really do a full recap because I can’t pause and […]
David Eason Went To Court With A Gun On The Dashboard
The folks over at Daily Mail looked at the footage of David Eason and Jenelle Evans Eason arriving in court last week and noticed that there was a handgun on the dash of the car they took. That is probably not illegal. But it is rather stupid. And a lot scary. What was the point […]
NC Judge Signs Off To Remove David Eason’s Daughters From The Land
Multiple media outlets are reporting that a NC Judge has signed off on the removal of Ensley Eason and Maryssa Eason from the custody of Jenelle Evans Eason and David Eason. The reports are conflicting and there is a lot of misinformation out there. When it comes to anything Teen Mom, I consider The Ashley […]
Jenelle Evans Has Temporarily Lost Custody of Kaiser
Jenelle Evans decision to stay with David on the land has resulted in Child Protective Services finally stepping in to keep her kids safe. Today, The Ashley is exclusively reporting that a detective who is investigating David Eason for animal cruelty regarding the dog murder reached out to CPS last week. He informed them that […]
Teen Mom 2 Recap: Checks And Balances
It’s a slow news day. So slow in fact I can’t find a single reason not to write a Teen Mom 2 Recap. Last weekend I finally decided to just watch the ones I never got around to recapping. So I am all caught up now. So Teen Mom 2 Recap it is! Leah Messer […]
Jenelle Evans Has Been Fired From Teen Mom 2
As I was working on other things today, the news about Jenelle Evans getting fired from Teen Mom started pouring into my inbox. I think we need to take a moment to understand what happened with Jenelle Evans. I’m not sure what we know about who her sperm donor was, but we do know Jenelle […]
Jenelle Evans Claims David Eason Has Killed Her Dog
Once again, things have gotten out of hand on THE LAND. Last night, news broke that David killed Jenelle’s dog. Jenelle has been on social media since then where she posted the above comments. Just like she did when she and David separated earlier this year, she has been communicating through social media shots of her […]
Entertainment News We Didn’t Discuss This Week
There was a lot of Entertainment News that Tamara Tattles did not cover this week that you need to know about. So let’s hit the highlights, or low lights of this past week. Let’s start with the lawsuits of the week. Lawsuits In case you missed, Patricia Altschul filed a suit against K. Cooper Ray […]
Teen Mom 2 Recap: Baby Daddy Drama
Look at me getting this week’s Teen Mom 2 recapped before the next episode airs! It’s a Christmas Miracle in March! Briana DeJesus It’s time for Briana DeJesus and Devoin Austin play like family and take Nova to Puerto Rico for her birthday. Briana’s mom, Roxanne and her sister Brittany, and all the girls are […]
Teen Mom 2 Recaps of “Surprise!” “Cold War” And “Momster Crash”
I have fallen terribly behind in my Teen Mom 2 recaps! I have three to plunge through and another episode is coming any day now. I’m going to try to do a down and dirty catch up with just the essential parts. Leah Messer Jeremy Calver is back from an eight-month out-of-town job. Yet, he […]
Teen Mom 2: Cry It Out
Another episode of Teen Mom 2 airs tonight and I still haven’t had a chance to watch this one. Every have one of those super busy weeks when you feel like you are working your butt off and nothing really seems to get done? That was last week. Thank God it’s Monday and we all […]
Jenelle Evans And David Eason’s “Separation” Continues
Jenelle Eason and her current husband and baby daddy seem to have split. As Tamara Tattles reported in a massive post chock full of scalding tea on just about ever show covered here, Jenelle and David Eason apparently didn’t have a very nice Valentines Day. After Jenelle tried to call off the wedding, the day […]
Weekend Update: All The Stuff I Didn’t Mention This Week
90 Day Fiancé Ashley Martson and Jay Smith from 90 Day Fiancé have had the Instagram crowd fired up lately. These two are scammers but not in the way you might think. First of all, they are now claiming they were always together. The stories about who cheated change from: Option 1, Jay never cheated […]
Teen Mom 2: Shutting Down
This week’s of Teen Mom 2, everyone is wondering what Jenelle Evans is going to do after her terrifying 911 call has gone viral on the Internet. She did a very odd video shortly after that where she said she was okay and she was not being abused. If you missed that, check it out here. […]
Teen Mom 2: Hurricane! & I Don’t Want To Go Home
I am going to try to bang out two episodes of Teen Mom 2 today. The first one is one I have been dying to see. It was filmed during hurricane Florence. Unfortunately, we won’t be able to see what went happened on THE LAND which is the most important part and why I wish […]
Teen Mom 2: Reconnect
On this episode of Teen Mom, Jace’s dad comes out of the woodwork and I have been excited to see how it all plays out but this has been a very busy week! Let’s see what happens! I have to record the MTV shows on their second or third airing late at night and MTV […]
Jenelle Evans Says That David Eason Wants To Adopt Jace
In today’s news from THE LAND… David is teaching Jace to squirrel hunt and apparently he is a good shot. This should come in handy if Jace ever has to defend his mother from David. This photo is from November 25, 2018. I am just now seeing it because David’s Instagram was disabled after the […]
Teen Mom 2: Dot Dot Dot
I’m going to try to do better about staying on top of Teen Mom. It comes on a night when I have lots of my personal shows on major networks so I always have to DVR a later episode. Let’s see how this dramatic season begins. Also whoever is in charge of getting the episode […]
Today’s News Of The Weird
Lots of little bits of ridiculous news were sent to me today and none of them seemed enough for an interesting post. But since there is nothing on my recap agenda, I thought I’d share my thoughts on all of them as a collective. Let’s start with Andy Cohen. Andy recently announced that he is […]
Charges Filed Against David Eason With Regard To Illegal Towing
The physically challenged man whose care was towed and damaged by David Eason last June has decided to press charges. According to local news reporting in Wilmington, NC, the major city closest to THE LAND. As TamaraTattles.com reported here, David uses a winch and his truck to move the truck of a man legally parked […]