I slept all day and just woke up a few minutes ago I was sleeping so peacefully, I could have slept until tomorrow. But, I wanted to see Big Brother. Even though this season sucks and people call it the worst season ever EVERY SEASON. I just need the stability of Big Brother in my […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: The Blackout Continues
Tonight’s episode is an hour and a half long so I am expecting a double eviction. I’m watching this season like a casual for the most part. Even though I have the feeds, I can’t ever seem to get over there to watch anything. So this Big Brother All Stars Recap will all be news […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Piss On This
Tonight’s Big Brother All Stars Recap could be kind of traumatic. There has been a lot of yelling and crying and backstabbing this week. Let’s see how CBS sanitizes this week. Oh and in real time news Memphis referred to David as the n-word in a conversation with…I think Cody. This is after he used […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Time To Fight Back
Big Brother is my all time favorite reality show even when every season seems to suck donkey balls lately. I’ve been really looking forward to the this season. That said, this Big Brother All Stars Recap is going to suck because I haven’t even felt like watching the feeds. Tonight’s show should be good though […]
Big Brother All Stars: The Blackout
I am writing this Big Brother All Stars Recap while stimming like Ian. I know that sounds bad but at least I have stopped listening to Alan Jackson’s Gospel Album on Youtube and drunk emailing my pastor neighbors to take me to church. Even so, um… things are looking better? WTF? Why are we late? […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: The Committee Takes Another Victim
Tonight’s Big Brother All Stars Recap will likely be the predictable eviction of Bayleigh. However, there is some drama happening in the house that has been picked up by large media outlets including TMZ. Christmas Abbott, Dani Briones, Nicole Franzel and Memphis Garrett were seen on the live feeds mocking Ian Terry’s stimming behaviors to calm his autism. Nicole […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Kaysar Follows Jani Out The Door
Sadly, tonight we say goodbye to Kaysar. Maybe there will be some good news tonight and someone not in the majority alliance will win HOH. Ian might be a good option. David would be an interesting HOH. But it will probably be Memphis or Tyler or some other guy in the majority alliance. Or maybe […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: A Surprise Win
It’s time for another Big Brother All Stars Recap! Apologizes for not recapping last Sunday. There is a lot going on with the site and the technical crap and to be honest, it’s been sort of a nightmare. I have tech support for both the site hosts, and the security guys and lately I have […]
Big Brother All Stars Recap: Two Hinky Votes
I am totally ready for tonight’s eviction and the Big Brother All Stars Recap! If you have been watching the feeds you know that Janelle is going to be voted out. HOWEVER, I seriously doubt that production is going to let her go that fast. Janelle says she is going to be “held” for three […]
BB22 Recap: Piece of Cake
I almost made this a discussion thread tonight. I haven’t been on the feeds for a while. I’m a bit thickheaded tonight. So I am not sure what I will have to say about this tonight. I thought tonight was Thursday and it was the endurance comp. That’s how out of it I am this […]
BB All Stars Recap: The First Two On The Block
It’s time for our first real episode of Big Brother All Stars. In this BB All Stars recap, I expect we will be covering the new twist, “Safety Suite” where the hamsters can choose to play the game for possible safety or advantages but might also get some really bad consequences. If you read the […]
BB All Stars TWO HOUR LIVE PREMIERE!
It’s the most wonderful night of the year! BIG BROTHER IS BACK! And hopefully after the show airs out there in California, we will get THE LIVE FEEDS! And you guys may not hear from me for three months. 🙂 Just kidding. Probably. WAIT IS IT TWO AND A HALF HOURS? I DIE! OMG! OMG! […]
BB21 Finale: And The Winner Is…
I picked a bad day to day drink. OMG Tom Green is in the audience! Anyway, I slept through Survivor so I will have to watch that later. It was a day of dead possums, day drinking and drama. I woke up just in time to watch this shit storm of a season come to […]
BB21 Recap: Please God Let. It. End!
There are only two BB21 recaps left after this one. Will we survive the last three episodes? Not only do I have the Jolly Shit Show to semi-recap tonight, I have a Real Housewives of Potomac REUNION of rehashing ass grab gate and other things that have been discussed to death. Bravo must not care […]
BB21 Recap: Hogg Gets Slaughtered
I’m ready for the Jolly show to be over. Just cancel the season and give Snackson the money. Why continue on with all of the production manipulation? Hell, they just should have handed him the check on the day one and saved everyone else from wasting their time. I suppose it will be interesting how […]
BB21 Recap: Promises, Promises
I have no idea what is going on in the Big Brother house. I haven’t watch BBAD yet or been on feeds for a couple of days. But, I presume Jackhole is still crying for his mommy while being a pompous douchebag. Am I right? Let’s get to this BB21 recap. I really despise Jolly. […]
BB21 Recap: Jolly Thinks They Have Morals?!
I’m exhausted from a grocery run and running a little late with the BB21 recap. If you missed all the drama that is going on right now in the house, click this BB21 recap and check out the comment section for today’s live feed updates. Tonight I am excited for whatever edited version of last […]
BB21 Recap: Who Will Be Final Four?
I’m like totally fucked up for this BB21 recap. Not sure what is wrong with me. I am having some sort of crisis that I can only summarize as nobody loves me, everyone hates me I think I will go eat worms. I will be fine. I hate people anyway. Or something. So basically I […]
BB21 Recap: Tommy Is The Fifth Wheel
Um, am I just forgetting everything or did I somehow miss Sunday’s show? I have no recollection of any of this. My cable and my Internet are both really crappy lately and So is my brain. But I swear I didn’t see this show they are recapping? Apparently, I did see it, but was clearly […]
BB21 Recap: It’s All About Nicole
Y’all I was up all night drinking and watching Jolly argue. Holly the “wine safari guide” should never be allowed to have wine. I was a quiet drunk. She was an angry drunk. Anyway I totally forgot it was a BB21 Recap night. Also the episode was cut off a bit so I am going […]
BB21 Recap DOUBLE EVICTION!
Y’all, I have been looking forward to this episode all day. I’ve been dying to do this BB21 recap. So of course about an hour and a half before the show started, all sort of information started to break. And then LeeAnne Locken wanted to call me out in the comments of the RHOD Recap. […]
BB21 Recap: The Universe AKA Production Intervenes AGAIN
I’m going to do a down and dirty BB21 recap tonight because I have a RHOD recap at nine that will probably take me awhile. We start with Jess crying in the DR. Then Christie crying in the DR. I will never understand these people get pissed off when they are on the block. Later, […]
BB21 Recap: All In All It’s Just Another Dick On A Wall
Oh hey, y’all! It’s me Tamara! Around eight pm tonight I realized it was not in fact Saturday, but Sunday. It was a soul crushing revelation. 🙂 So I am a wee bit late getting to this BB21 recap. Let’s see what sanitized version of events CBS puts out to “the normals” tonight! As always, […]
BB21 Recap: Thank God Prank Week Is Over!
My Give A Damn is broken. I’ve ordered a new one, but I have no idea when it will arrive. I usually look forward the BB21 recaps on Thursday. Someone gets evicted, then the live HOH. However, I don’t expect anyone to go home tonight. I think Nick will be voted out unanimously. Then, sirens […]
BB21 Recap: ZINGBOT! ZINGGGGGG!
I miss Kemi. But we must all try to move on. That said this BB21 recap is not going to be an exciting BB21recap. All of you who read here know what happens. BUT ALSO ZING!!!! This episode could not come at a better time! I need a fun diversion! Pies. No onecares The Veto […]
BB21 Recap: Tears, Pies And Watermelons
This BB21 recap begins with Christie crying. Usually, this makes me happy. But, this time she is crying tears of joy. Production made sure that she slithered off the block last week. Then we flashback to how that all went down. Or, more accurately, the way production manipulated them all. There is also the formation […]
BB21 Recap Sis Literally Goes To Jury
I had one job today. I have a lot of popular posts from yesterday. It was a slow news day. So I told myself all I had to do was the BB21 recap for tonight’s eviction. Then I got caught up in the feeds and suddenly it is already past 9pm. Ooops. HOLY MOTHER OF […]
BB21 Recap: It’s All Over But The Crying…
I’m going to get a very brief BB21 recap up so that we will have a fresh comment section for live feed updates. It is highly unlikely that there were be anything interesting on the feeds until after Christie goes home tomorrow. Tommy has to be terrified that Christie is going to blow up his […]
BB21 Recap: Only One Of Us Walks Out With Confetti!
Apparently, there was some sort of sporting event on CBS tonight because my BB21 recap recording is starting seven minutes late. Of course we all know already that Sis and Christie are nominated and that Christie is going home. But we are ahead of ourselves. First, I am going to enjoy watching the HOH comp […]
BB21 Recap: Who Will Slide In To The HOH Room?
I am so excited for this BB21 recap and episode! Well, once again, the hamsters were up all night with multiple arguments going on all over the house. It’s all Nicole’s fault. She is the DECIDING VOTE in who goes home. And she just could not keep her mouth shut to Jess about Cliff’s deal […]
BB21 Recap: It’s OTEV Time!
Big Brother is coming on at 8 pm tonight so that gives me time to bang out a quick BB21 Recap before the Southern Charm finale. It breaks my heart to see Kat cry. But I have to say I’ve got some schadenfreude from Christie’s blubbering. I so wish Kat could stay this week. I […]
BB21 Recap: Christie Clucks Up!
BBAD is airing right now and I am just getting to my third recap of the night, the BB21 recap. Tonight is the “field trip” to the block. And Tommy’s depressing nominations. It will seem like things get better during this episode to the casuals. But the feed watchers know that feeling of elation does […]
BB21 Recap: Julie Chen Confronts Jack Over Asian Slur
It’s time for the live show and BB21 recap and I gots the narcolepsy. I slept most of the day and just can’t seem to wake up. Somehow I will probably end up being up all night again. I just can’t keep my days and nights straight. Anyhoo. Let’s get Jack up and out of […]