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Ashley Jacobs Is Homeless In Charleston Again

February 5, 2019 by tamaratattles 100 Comments

Ashley Jacobs is homeless, y’all. Remember how I kept promising you guys that Ashley Jacobs would quit stinking up the fine city of Charleston (technically Mount Pleasant) and go back to either her mama in California or back to working in Vegas in her alleged primary profession at the end of October? I felt like […]

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Filed Under: Entertainment News, Southern Charm Tagged With: Ashley Jaccobs, Bravo, Cunt Satchels, Entertainment News, Southern Charm, Thomas Ravenel

Yolanda Hadid Begins Her Book Tour

September 12, 2017 by tamaratattles 88 Comments

Well, the day no one was waiting on has finally come. Yolanda Hadid’s book about her psychological dysfunction hit the shelves today. The folks over on Page Six have already interviewed her and read the book and have put together a list of some of her more shocking treatments. She clearly has a good agent […]

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Filed Under: Entertainment News Tagged With: Book Tour, Chronic Lyme, Chronic Lyme Disease, Cunt Satchels, Dr. Klinghardt, Entertainment, Entertainment News, Lisa Rinna, Lyme Disease, Mental Illness, News, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH, Scams, Spousal Support, Yolanda Foster

Tamra Judge Investigated By FBI For Vicki Shaming Gone Wrong

November 3, 2016 by tamaratattles 191 Comments

Shortly after the trip to Ireland one the kind souls that scours the web for things I might be interested in sent me a topless photo of Vicki that was circulating the web. The angle of the photo made it clear, since I had just watched the episode with the dinner in Ireland that it […]

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Filed Under: Entertainment News, RHOOC Tagged With: Cunt Satchels, Entertainment, Entertainment News, FBI, Ireland, Real Housewives of Orange County, RHOOC, RHOOC Season 11, Tamra Judge, Vicki Gunvalson

Teresa Giudice Defends Donald Trump

October 27, 2016 by tamaratattles

  I’m sorry. I don’t want to bring politics here but as a woman who has been sexually assaulted, this enrages me. I get if you want to vote for Trump over Clinton or whatever. Personally, I continue to waver. But this comment is appalling. End of discussion. Trump’s assaults on women … “You can […]

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Filed Under: Entertainment News, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ, Teresa Giudice Tagged With: Cunt Satchels, Entertainment News, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ, Teresa Giudice

Yolanda on Dr. Oz: Her Journey To The Center of The Lyme

March 1, 2016 by tamaratattles 150 Comments

  The most interesting thing about this show before I even hit the play button is the word “Lyme” is not mentioned in any of the advertisements or in the show description.  It just Yolanda fighting “invisible disease” which is actually quite a funny visual. More apt might be “Yolanda fighting imaginary disease”  or “Let’s […]

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Filed Under: Entertainment News, News, RHOBH Tagged With: Chronic Lyme, Chronic Lyme Disease, Cunt Satchels, Dr. Klinghardt, Dr. Oz, Entertainment, Entertainment News, Kyle Richards, Lisa Rinna, Lisa Vanderpump, Lyme Disease, News, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH, Scams, Spousal Support, Yolanda Foster

Yolanda Says Gigi Rushed Her To Hospital For Severe Brain Inflammation!

February 29, 2016 by tamaratattles 143 Comments

Gigi had to rush me to the hospital BECAUSE I HAD SUCH SEVERE BRAIN INFLAMATION!!!! Great and convenient self-diagnosis. Under California Family Code 1612(c) prenuptial agreements THE WAIVING OF SPOUSAL SUPPORT is not enforced where doing so would be “unconscionable.” There is a pre-existing case where a court ruled that leaving a spouse who was […]

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Filed Under: Entertainment News, News, RHOBH Tagged With: Chronic Lyme, Chronic Lyme Disease, Cunt Satchels, Dr. Klinghardt, Dr. Oz, Entertainment, Entertainment News, Kyle Richards, Lisa Rinna, Lisa Vanderpump, Lyme Disease, News, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH, Scams, Spousal Support, Yolanda Foster

And Now A Word About Dr. Oz…

February 27, 2016 by tamaratattles 44 Comments

  First of all,  Dr. Oz has a clip up on his website with Yolanda Foster. Sorry, Yolanda Hadid.  So first go here and watch that. It is only 30 seconds, long, but she manages to get her suicidal ideations in there before whining that some people think she has mental issues.  She clearly has […]

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Filed Under: Entertainment News, RHOBH Tagged With: Chronic Lyme, Chronic Lyme Disease, Cunt Satchels, Dr. Klinghardt, Dr. Oz, Entertainment, Entertainment News, Kyle Richards, Lisa Rinna, Lisa Vanderpump, Lyme Disease, News, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH, Scams, Spousal Support, Yolanda Foster

Yolanda Foster Takes Down Her Incredibly Offensive Blog Post! And More…

February 27, 2016 by tamaratattles 160 Comments

Someone on Twitter alerted me to the fact that Yolanda Foster took down her lengthy manifesto that offended pretty much everyone in the world for one reason or another.  Then lots of interesting stuff happened. First, someone mentioned a photo that People magazine reposted in an article here.  This is Yolanda’s selfie from August of […]

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Filed Under: Entertainment News, RHOBH Tagged With: Chronic Lyme, Chronic Lyme Disease, Cunt Satchels, Dr. Klinghardt, Dr. Oz, Entertainment, Entertainment News, Kyle Richards, Lisa Rinna, Lisa Vanderpump, Lyme Disease, News, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH, Scams, Spousal Support, Yolanda Foster

WWHL With Debra Messing and Kathryn Edwards

February 24, 2016 by tamaratattles 34 Comments

  In the weirdest opening of WWHL yet, before Andy gets out any of his usual routine, he let’s Debra Messing ask Kathryn a question. Debra turns to her and says, “What the fuck were you thinking!” regarding Kathryn running to LVP to tell her what Erika said about her. And laughs and rocks back in […]

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Filed Under: Entertainment News, RHOBH, Watch What Happens Live, WWHL Tagged With: Andy Cohen, Cunt Satchels, Debra Messing, Entertainment, Entertainment News, Kathryn Edwards, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH, Watch What Happens Live, WWHL

Yolanda Foster Officially Sickens Me.

February 24, 2016 by tamaratattles 232 Comments

UPDATED: Yolanda has taken her blog down. Did Bravo force her to do it? Or did she just have too much negative feedback? Yolanda Foster, who now goes by Hadid because of her newly famous children, has written a blog this week in excess of 220o words. I was going to only purple pen the […]

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Filed Under: Entertainment News, News, RHOBH Tagged With: Chronic Lyme, Chronic Lyme Disease, Cunt Satchels, Entertainment, Entertainment News, Kyle Richards, Lisa Rinna, Lisa Vanderpump, Lyme Disease, News, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RHOBH, Scams, Spousal Support, Yolanda Foster

Kristen Doute Explains Why She Is Now Banned From PUMP!

February 9, 2016 by tamaratattles 48 Comments

On WWHL (was that really just last night?) Andy asked Kristen why she was thrown out of PUMP over the weekend.  and then let her wiggle out of the answer because he already knew!  I NEEDED TO KNOW, ANDREW! I WILL NOT BE IGNORED! Well now we know.  NOW. WE. KNOW. Lisa Vanderpump hates AMERICA […]

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Filed Under: Entertainment News, Vanderpump Rules Tagged With: Andy Cohen, ANTI-AMERICAN TWATWAFFLES, British Boiler, Cunt Satchels, Kristen Doute, Lisa Vanderpump, Morons, PUMP, Twatwaffles, Vanderpump Rules, Watch What Happens Live, WWHL

Meghan Almost Had Me Feeling Sorry For Her. Almost.

July 8, 2015 by tamaratattles

  I was planning to start this blog telling you all that I have been reading Meghan’s timeline on Twitter and I’ve been feeling some kinda way about mean blogging her. For a while, it seemed like her Twitter line was a kinder gentler Meghan who had some redeeming qualities. She is dealing with some […]

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Filed Under: Entertainment News, RHOOC Tagged With: Bravo, Cunt Satchels, Entertainment, Entertainment News, Heather Dubrow, idiots, Meghan Edmonds, Real Housewives of Orange County, RHOOC, Shannon Beador, Under Construction, Vicki Gunvalson

Meghan’s Delusional Ramblings of the Week

July 2, 2015 by tamaratattles 150 Comments

I suppose it is time for me to  pull out my purple pen. I really wanted to do a RHONY blog but neither Sonja or Dorinda have posted one and the rest are sort of bland. So thank God for Meghan I guess. Here is Meghan’s interpretation of this week’s RHOOC events. And of course […]

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