Ashley Jacobs is homeless, y’all. Remember how I kept promising you guys that Ashley Jacobs would quit stinking up the fine city of Charleston (technically Mount Pleasant) and go back to either her mama in California or back to working in Vegas in her alleged primary profession at the end of October? I felt like […]
Yolanda Hadid Begins Her Book Tour
Well, the day no one was waiting on has finally come. Yolanda Hadid’s book about her psychological dysfunction hit the shelves today. The folks over on Page Six have already interviewed her and read the book and have put together a list of some of her more shocking treatments. She clearly has a good agent […]
Tamra Judge Investigated By FBI For Vicki Shaming Gone Wrong
Shortly after the trip to Ireland one the kind souls that scours the web for things I might be interested in sent me a topless photo of Vicki that was circulating the web. The angle of the photo made it clear, since I had just watched the episode with the dinner in Ireland that it […]
Teresa Giudice Defends Donald Trump
I’m sorry. I don’t want to bring politics here but as a woman who has been sexually assaulted, this enrages me. I get if you want to vote for Trump over Clinton or whatever. Personally, I continue to waver. But this comment is appalling. End of discussion. Trump’s assaults on women … “You can […]
Yolanda on Dr. Oz: Her Journey To The Center of The Lyme
The most interesting thing about this show before I even hit the play button is the word “Lyme” is not mentioned in any of the advertisements or in the show description. It just Yolanda fighting “invisible disease” which is actually quite a funny visual. More apt might be “Yolanda fighting imaginary disease” or “Let’s […]
Yolanda Says Gigi Rushed Her To Hospital For Severe Brain Inflammation!
Gigi had to rush me to the hospital BECAUSE I HAD SUCH SEVERE BRAIN INFLAMATION!!!! Great and convenient self-diagnosis. Under California Family Code 1612(c) prenuptial agreements THE WAIVING OF SPOUSAL SUPPORT is not enforced where doing so would be “unconscionable.” There is a pre-existing case where a court ruled that leaving a spouse who was […]
And Now A Word About Dr. Oz…
First of all, Dr. Oz has a clip up on his website with Yolanda Foster. Sorry, Yolanda Hadid. So first go here and watch that. It is only 30 seconds, long, but she manages to get her suicidal ideations in there before whining that some people think she has mental issues. She clearly has […]
Yolanda Foster Takes Down Her Incredibly Offensive Blog Post! And More…
Someone on Twitter alerted me to the fact that Yolanda Foster took down her lengthy manifesto that offended pretty much everyone in the world for one reason or another. Then lots of interesting stuff happened. First, someone mentioned a photo that People magazine reposted in an article here. This is Yolanda’s selfie from August of […]
WWHL With Debra Messing and Kathryn Edwards
In the weirdest opening of WWHL yet, before Andy gets out any of his usual routine, he let’s Debra Messing ask Kathryn a question. Debra turns to her and says, “What the fuck were you thinking!” regarding Kathryn running to LVP to tell her what Erika said about her. And laughs and rocks back in […]
Yolanda Foster Officially Sickens Me.
UPDATED: Yolanda has taken her blog down. Did Bravo force her to do it? Or did she just have too much negative feedback? Yolanda Foster, who now goes by Hadid because of her newly famous children, has written a blog this week in excess of 220o words. I was going to only purple pen the […]
Kristen Doute Explains Why She Is Now Banned From PUMP!
On WWHL (was that really just last night?) Andy asked Kristen why she was thrown out of PUMP over the weekend. and then let her wiggle out of the answer because he already knew! I NEEDED TO KNOW, ANDREW! I WILL NOT BE IGNORED! Well now we know. NOW. WE. KNOW. Lisa Vanderpump hates AMERICA […]
Meghan Almost Had Me Feeling Sorry For Her. Almost.
I was planning to start this blog telling you all that I have been reading Meghan’s timeline on Twitter and I’ve been feeling some kinda way about mean blogging her. For a while, it seemed like her Twitter line was a kinder gentler Meghan who had some redeeming qualities. She is dealing with some […]
Meghan’s Delusional Ramblings of the Week
I suppose it is time for me to pull out my purple pen. I really wanted to do a RHONY blog but neither Sonja or Dorinda have posted one and the rest are sort of bland. So thank God for Meghan I guess. Here is Meghan’s interpretation of this week’s RHOOC events. And of course […]