YAY! We are back in the Turks and Caicos. Let’s hope this episode is as good as the last one! We are back where we left off with Ramona being a cunt satchel and deciding she wants everyone to go out for lunch after Bethenny has made lunch at the house for them. So very […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Sonja Island
Heather’s flat belly is awesome. Ramona and Bethenny sit down to talk about Sonja’s drinking. Things devolve into a conversation about how lonely they all are and how scary the unknown is. Ramona breaks down over Mario. Bethenny who is not a hugger, is already hugging and crying. Ramona goes on and on about how Mario […]
Real Housewives of New York: Room Motherfuckers
It’s time to begin the main trip of the season for Real Housewives of New York as they all head off to Turks and Caicos ! Seven women, one house, one scary island. But first we have to get through Luann’s fashion launch. I am not a fan of the line. What is it with […]
Real Housewives of New York Episode Discussion Forum
EDITED TO ADD: OOPS I AM SO UNPLUGGED I’VE FORGOTTEN MY SCHEDULE. IT’S RHOOC I won’t be recapping tonight. Hang on and I’ll put up a post for that show. THEN back to unplugged. Hey guys, I am going to remain mostly unplugged again tonight and will not be recapping the RHONY RHOOC live at […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: An Hour of Infomercials
Bethenny The ladies are going to a cupcake party decorating party at a cupcake store. This is Bethenny’s idea. the Skinnygirl versus Ramona’s Pinot starts right away. This is apparently a promotion for the cupcake store, and the women’s booze and yet another opportunity to discuss their vaginas and what they do with them publicly […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Pop of Color
We are back at the birthday party for Dorinda where Heather and Bethenny have both burst into tears after an argument. And just as suddenly as the tears came Bethenny has suddenly decided she wants to give Heather a hug. So they hug it out. Do you think Bethenny realized she was looking like a […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Birthday Bitches in the Berks
I’m sort of half sick with some chills and fever nonsense and my Internet access is sort of half functional AGAIN. So I am starting this about 40 minutes late. I will probably just check out Secrets and Wives or whatever Bravo is calling the Real Housewives of Long Island tomorrow. Anyway, let’s see if […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: The Cavi-Art of War
It’s time for the Real Housewives of New York. Unfortunately, my power has been out off and on all day due to bad weather. The power and the cable came back on fairly quickly, but the Internet has been out for several hours. My landline appears to be the issue as it is all part […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Family Matters
Argh I was busy chatting in email with a couple of people. And did not have time to set up this post so I will be a little late in posting, probably. Apparently, it is still Ramona’s birthday. Still. I guess she wanted presents from people who were not in Atlantic City. She has a […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Double Down on Delusion
This has been a long damn day despite getting up shortly after noon. Before I was even awake the whole Kenya drama started which filled the moderated comments with Nenetards and a mob of morons that like Porsha. I threw up a quick post and went to seating people in the window licking section. At […]
Real Housewives of New York Recap: Mind Your Own Business
I have already lost interest in this season. Bethenny is such a shrew. Dorinda is vile. Carole is reliving her adolescence. I’m having a hard time finding someone to like this season. I will say I hated Ramona and Sonja together but can tolerate them much better separately. Maybe Sonja will be my girl this […]