By: Urethra Franklin The end for AHS:Coven begins with Stevie Nicks walking through magically opened doors of Miss Robichaux’s Academy, and she is singing “Seven Wonders”. For me it’s a 1987 music video flashback saturated in warm golden sepia tones that gives an almost Holy glow to Stevie and the Academy. She sounds great, but […]
American Horror Story: Coven Finale Preview ~Seven Wonders
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: SPOILERS below but nothing is as it seems on AHS Here we are for the AHS: Coven series finale with the anticipated rise & reveal of the new Supreme. Since this is the finale, there are not a lot of spoilers for me to use for a concise pre-cap. I pieced […]
American Horror Story: Coven Recap–Pappa Can You Hear Me?
By: Urethra Franklin In a 17thcentury Salem flashback we finally get a visual demonstration of all the Seven Wonders: Telekinesis, Concilium (mind control), Transmutation (teleportation), Divination (second sight), Vitalum Vitalis (balancing of scales of life forces a.k.a raising the dead), Descensum (descent into netherworlds of afterlife), and Pyrokinesis. My spell check doesn’t believe in magic […]
IT’S WEDNESDAY WITCHES! American Horror Story Coven: Preview Episode 12, Go To Hell!
By: Urethra Franklin GO TO HELL is the title of this episode, and Queenie has manifested new powers that give her a 2 way ticket straight to Hell and back for a visit with Papa Legba. Are you curious to see the Coven’s visual interpretation of hell? AHS is not known for grand special effects, […]
American Horror Story: Coven Episode 11 “Protect The Coven”
By: Urethra Franklin It’s 1830 and Madame Delphine LaLaurie has moved to New Orleans from Paris. She is complaining about the “shit-hole” surroundings and the lack of intellectual stimulation from the feeble minded that surround her. While preparing dinner she became mesmerized and in awe with the warm spraying blood from a decapitated chicken. Later […]
American Horror Story: Coven Preview Episode 11 Protect The Coven
By: Urethra Franklin On Wednesdays we always wear black, but this week everyone put on your most fashionable black mourning outfit & hat because we have Nan’s funeral to attend. All the witches plus Kyle say their LAST goodbye to the Good Witch that will be spending eternity in the Dark Otherside. The promo teaser […]
American Horror Story Coven Recap: Did Stevie Nicks Delight You?
By: Urethra Franklin Marie Laveau is a 300 year old voodoo witch that has just lost everything, except for her fabulous 1970’s inspired wardrobe. She turns to Fiona, her sworn enemy, for refuge & protection from the witch hunters that used to be on her payroll. Fiona has a great bedside manner with some spiked […]
American Horror Story Coven Episode 10 Preview: The Magical Delights Of Stevie Nicks
By Urethra Franklin Welcome back scurrdy cats. Here I am re-chained to Tamara’s radiator, but this time I’m closer to the window and waving hello to you all. At least I have some heat since its cold down here and my iPod so that I can listen to some Fleetwood Mac in anticipation for episode […]
American Horror Story: Coven Recap The Witches’ Council Is Not Seeing Anyone At The Moment
By: Urethra Franklin Oh.My.Gawd.Laugh.Out.Loud.Unbreak.My.Heart. How can an episode with so much brutal carnage be the funniest & most poignant one yet? We can thank Kathy Bates & Frances Conroy because both really ‘brought it’ in this episode. Myrtle served up some bad-ass revenge, and Hell hath no fury like a woman “scorched.” Being burned at […]
American Horror Story: Coven – Get Ready For Some Good Head!
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: Spoilers by Ryan Murphy the blabber mouth, but I held some back. Last week’s episode of AHS:Coven had you all talking for days here on TT. Thank You! Because, to date, it was the episode that had the most comment participation from y’all. It’s nice to know I’m not all by […]