Sorry for being so late with this reunion of Real Housewives of Melbourne. There has been a lot going on lately. This is going to be a long drawn out bitchfest with screaming women throwing both middle fingers and pillows at each other. It should be the most.dramatic.reunion. Ever. First of all we saw all […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne: It’s On Like Donkey Kong!
I finally have a moment to check in on my girl Lydia just in time to watch her total destruction. This happened a few seasons ago when she got on the wrong side of Gina (and at that time the wrong side of me as well) but Gina is at least a bit controversial. […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne: Gossip Girl
PLEASE DO NOT DISCUSS ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED AFTER THIS EPISODE. THIS INCLUDES WHO IF ANYONE DOES NOT RETURN NEXT SEASON OR WHY OR ANYTHING ABOUT THE SHOW PAST THIS EPISODE. This is not going to be a good week for my girl, Lydia. I feel like she is about to get her ass handed to […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne: Desert Storm
It’s time to head back to Dubai where both Pettifleur and Lydia have been behaving badly. We’re back at the lovely dinner where the ladies are ignoring all the fantastic things around them to bully Pettifleur. Pettifleur’s crimes are mostly limited to her self-centered needy behavior and her lack of interest in or empathy […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne: Newflash, You’re All Drainers
We are getting Real Housewives of Melbourne on Wednesday and Fridays because Andy is on vacation running it at 10 will not interfere with his beloved timeslot which he changes on a whim anyway. It’s a because the show is almost a full hour of actual show and here in America we are stuck […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne: Portrait of Figaro
Lydia As everyone knows Lydia is my favorite Aussie housewife. However, that could be changing as I am becoming an even bigger fan of Johanna, her maid because of her blank expressions every time Lydia does something stupid. This week’s hilarity by Lydia is that she is commissioning a portrait of Figaro, her dog. Hopefully […]
Real Housewives Of Melbourne: Bye Bye Byron Bay
After what turned out to be a lovely wedding, (Click here if you missed it, it aired on Wednesday with no warning) it’s time for the reception and a whole lot of gossip about Gina. But first, Lydia has to be inappropriate with Brian, Janet’s ex-husband. Jackie and Petti seem to jump into the […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: Gamble’s Big Day
For some reason Bravo decided to air Gamble’s Wedding episode on a Wednesday night without telling us. I think this is because now that we don’t have to worry about WWHL starting at eleven every night (it’s on hiatus) the 75 minute show won’t pose as much of an issue. The US stations air […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: Here Come The Brides!
We start back at Gamble’s “invitation party” after Pettifleur declines to accept her invitation. I don’t get Gamble’s weird reaction to Pettifleur’s little stunt. All the ladies go in on Pettifleur as if she has committed some great sin. Gamble is having some sort of breakdown. Maybe it is the stress of wedding planning. Suddenly, […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne: By Invitation Only
After a brief delay caused by my desire to watch the Olympic Opening Ceremonies in Rio last night, it’s time once again to check in on the Real Housewives of Melbourne. Tonight will apparently be centered around who Gamble will invite to her wedding. Gamble Gamble is in the kitchen with husband to be Rich […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne: From Pottery Barn, To Horse Barns…
Okay Lydia, let’s try to be the cheese loving loon I need you to be this season. I’m trying to be your biggest fan! Let’s do this! There is some discussion with Jackie’s mom about whether Jackie and Ben should have a child. I see no reason to continue this genealogical line. My vote […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Season Premiere: Join The Club
It feels like it has been years since I last watched an episode of RHOMel.I am not even sure if we saw the reunion. I can barely remember who I like an who I don’t at this point. It’s all going to be brand new to me! Also, it should go without saying, but […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Returns for Season Three
The Real Housewives of Melbourne has almost wrapped it’s third season with final scenes being filmed on Monday, which is tomorrow here, but today in Australia because much like the known fact that Canadians all live in igloos, Australians live in the future like the Jetsons. Or something. But, instead of dressing like the Jetsons they dress […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Reunion Part 2: Is This Good TV Or Is It Crap?
Alex Perry is a twat waffle. The show hasn’t even started but Banjo and I just did our 15 minute walk for the day and I was thinking that Micheal needs to replace him for the next reunion. We need to start some sort of petition in Australia. Also, now that I see Pettifleur’s […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Reunion Recap
It’s time for the much anticipated Real Housewives of Melbourne Reunion. I love when they show everyone arriving and getting into make-up. Lydia has gorgeous hair. Alex Perry is such a douchebag. Why doesn’t someone tell him that sunglasses are not hair pieces. I really appreciate that this group of ladies don’t make me […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: Bye, Bye Bitches!
Well, I think this was the finale. First of all, no one is watching this show in the US. No. One. They broke half a million viewers on the premeire episode of the season, and it’s been down hill since. Their lowest week was 312,000 viewers! Part of the problem is that Bravo won’t run […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne With Kathy Lee and Hoda
Sorry for the delay in the recap. I’m taking the weekend off to enjoy the four day nonstop marathon of Mad Men. I’m only like six hours behind. Don’t spoil me, bro. In the meantime you can chat about Melbourne here. On that show you can spoil me.
Real Housewives of Melbourne Double Recap
I am going to do a quick catchup on Real Housewives of Melbourne. This will be a double recap. For the window lickers who are a tad slow that means I will be recapping TWO episodes as if it were just one two hour show. I really need to do this fast so I can […]
Would You Like Some Real Housewives of Melbourne Tea?
I have been sitting on some Real Housewives of Melbourne tea that I was sent a couple days ago because I though I would include it in a recap. Now that I have been so busy with other stories that I have fallen behind, and will do a DOUBLE recap either today or tomorrow, I […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne: The Thrilla in Manilla?
I was so riveted by Grey’s Anatomy (YOU MUST WATCH THAT EPISODE IF YOU HAVE NOT), Scandal and American Crime that I could not tear myself away to recap this. Please do not spoil those shows in comments for those who haven’t seen them yet. We are back in the Philippines. Gina is still shouting […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: Manila Bound
I don’t think I ever got around to watching last week’s Real Housewives of Melbourne! Ooops. Manila’s department of Tourism must have a big budget as this is the second Real Housewives franchise to be flown in to increase interest in Manila tourism. They are having a huge Tourism campaign in 2015 to try […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: It’s Tee Time!
I was taking my purple pen to Brandi’s LONGASS Bravo blog and completely forgot that I have a Thursday night recap now. So let’s tune in to see what the Real Housewives of Melbourne are up to this week! Gina Janet goes to meet Gina for coffee. Janet looks really good! Lover the hair and […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: A Non Heroin Chic Fashion Parade…
Chyka Lydia meets Chyka for lunch. I assume they are going to rehash last week’s episode. Lydia is headed to Florence and it seems Arena is not going to take us with her. Lydia seems to want us to know she is way too young to have a kid getting married. Chyka tells Lydia that […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: Murder Mystery Party
Well, fuck. I was just watching last night’s idol and doing a bit of hormonal singing and crying. VOTE FOR QUENTIN! We have 3 great black guys in the top 12 and the black guy vote is being split and Quentin is on the bubble. I loves me some Quentin! And also vote for Joey […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Season 2 Premiere Recap: Potty Time!
I am so behind on recapping this week. I promise Dance Moms and Catfish and more are in the pipeline. Things are just a bit busy around here today. But first let’s go to those lovely ladies from down under, the Real Housewives of Melbourne. NOW IN PRIMETIME! They are only doing the previews […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Returns in Prime Time !
The most exciting part of last night’s RHOBH, happened during a commercial break when Bravo released a new commercial for the Real Housewives of Melbourne. Today they included a full press release in my daily update. I’m so excited. I love when we get international shows. NEW YORK – February 17, 2015 – Bravo Media […]
Jackie Gilles Spills The Tea On New Real Housewives of Melbourne
The Real Housewives of Melbourne’s season two premiere on February 22nd but the ladies are already making the rounds with the press down under. Jackie Gilles had a lot to say to News.com.au click here for their full interview excerpted in part below. Gilles says of the new ladies, “The group definitely has changed, it’s […]
Today Totally Calls for Some Gina Liano
Today calls for a little bit of Gina in my life. Thank God Andrea is gone. These two new ones just reek of nutbar. Gina has made it clear she’s not too friendly with the new girls, but swears she is not involved in much of the requisite conflict in season two. Pettifleur has a […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Part 2
I’ve been wanting to watch this but had to wait so I had time to recap. I’m still a bit under the weather. So I’m just going to do a quickie. I’m a bit sleep deprived and cranky so don’t expect much. Jackie talks about her psychic abilities. And we get a montage of the […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Reunion: What Language Are They Speaking?
This reunion seems a bit cooler than US reunions in the beginning. They show all the ladies coming in to the dressing rooms with out make-up. What was on Janet’s face. Why is their hair wet? Janet talks about how bad things have gotten in the press. The announcer says something like “And now the […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Finale Recap
We start this week with Jackie and Ben auditioning burlesque dancers for their beverage launch. There were nipple tassels. There were but tassels. Jackie and Ben disagreed on which girl to pick so they hired them all. Gina is having an event and calls Janet to make sure she is coming . It’s a benefit […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne: Bitch Party
“When life throws rocks, I melt them down into diamonds” Is possibly the worst tagline ever. Janet and Chyka go on a high-end shopping trip with a personal shopper. Janet still want Gina to apologize. For something. Maybe calling them cunts? Gina is going to see an elite matchmaker to find her a man. Did […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: To Moving On!
It’s time to head back down under to see watch these witches are doing. Melbourne truly is a beautiful city. Too bad is it so far away. Lydia goes over to some idiot woman’s house to gossip about the girls. But first, Lydia completely misses the woman’s joke about not having carbs since 1964. It […]