I know it doesn’t seem like it, but I am trying to do recaps whenever I can. This RHOP recap might not be up to snuff because I sure as hell am not, but last week I did a RHOP discussion thread and y’all mostly just wrote about anything except RHOP in the comments. It […]
RHOP Recap: Burnin’ And Beefin’
Really? We are dragging the “burn session” out for another episode? Make it stop! Will someone get stabbed with a fork? These women all seem to hate each other. Can’t we have any housewives shows that don’t increase my anxiety? Is that too much to ask? We have more than enough hate in the world […]
RHOP Recap: The Burn Season
Y’all don’t seem really into this show anymore. And I don’t get much discussion in the comments. So, I won’t have much to say in the recap most likely. I feel like I am screaming into the abyss here.. LOL. I don’t think it is the worst show airing right now. That goes to RHOSLC […]
RHOP Recap: Not All Fun And Games
Sometimes I try to guess the title of the show. Tonight’s guess was Family Matters. Clearly I overestimated these women. But all I care about is Wendy’s two year old. She is going to make a great running back one day. And I want to eat her up with a spoon. I wish I could […]
RHOP Recap: Stand In Your Truth
It’s time for episode three of the new season of RHOP and I am going to try my best to do a RHOP Recap. I feel like it has been a long time since the last season, and I struggle to really remember the dynamics of the show. I have got to go to bed […]
RHOP Recap: Spring Awakening
So, it’s time for a the RHOP premiere and this is my least favorite housewives franchise. I have gotten maybe three hours of sleep in the last 18 hours or so. So, I am going into the first RHOP recap crabby and unprepared. So hold on tight. Hopefully it won’t be as boring as that […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 4
Sorry for the delay. I think I got my days mixed up and missed a lot of recaps last night. I’m not feeling well and that just makes the anxiety and depression worse. I need to try and eat something but the anxiety just makes me throw it up. It’s annoying. Also, I feel like […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 3
Oh Yay! It’s time for another RHOP recap. We should be done with this by now but apparently, Bravo finds these reunion shows fascinating. It seems the ladies will be fighting over all the rumors spread by the worst blog in the world. And they are going to name it on air. For the record, […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part Two
Oh YAY? It’s time for another RHOP Recap for part two of an inexplicable four part reunion. The only thing I am really interested in is part four where Nicki Minaj shows up to read everyone for filth. I’m hoping she shows up at the end of part three but I’m not optimistic about that. […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 1
My brain is mush and I can’t remember anything. So am I forgetting some riveting crap that happened this season? Because I can imagine that there was more than two episodes of stuff for this reunion. Even with Nikki Minaj (?) showing up to the party. I kind of understood the RHOBH doing four episodes. […]
RHOP Recap: Altar-ed State Of Mind
It’s time for the last RHOP recap before the reunion. This photo of Robyn captures my mood tonight. I’m not expecting much. I suppose we have the vow renewal for Karen and “The Black Bill Gates.” And Juan and Michael finally show up on screen if only to fawn over each other. I didn’t think […]
RHOP Recap: Crab Boiling Over
Y’all I am irritated and agitated going into this RHOP recap, so I’m just not going to hold anything back. I cannot wait for this stupid trip to end. I feel like none of us liked last week’s episode. It was rather boring. With only two more episodes to go, THANK YOU JESUS, I am […]
RHOP Recap: Lost At Sea
It’s Sunday night when ever channel wants to air all the shows! And, it is time for another RHOP recap. Will this couples trip EVER END? I’m already over it. We finally get to the entreé portion of dinner. While Robyn and Gizelle plan to go to a hotel rather than have to walk across […]
RHOP Recap: Tossing Salad & Spilling Teabags
Tonight’s RHOP resumes during the “salad tossing.” Candiace Dilliard needs to be on some type of medication for whatever her mental problems are. Bravo made a mistake bringing her back this season. She’s a liability. Candiace Needs To Be Removed From The House Well here we go. Candiace is busy tearing up the kitchen and […]
RHOP Recap: GVO or GTFO
Guess what guys! Guess what! I made it out of the house just before our next 8 monsoon and have supplies! And by supplies I mean dog food, water and wine! LOL. And you know toilet paper and other essentials. So I feel energized by my success ahead of this RHOP recap. Tonight we have […]
RHOP Recap: Reasonable For Shady?
Tonight’s recaps are going to be a bit of a mess. However, I’m going to try to do this RHOP Recap. I laid down to take a nap an hour or two ago and slept like the dead. I’ve got to feed Banjo and take care of some other things so this is probably going […]
RHOP Recap: No Business Like Shade Business
Nothing in the previews suggests that this RHOP recap will be the least bit interesting. So this is just a time filler for the main event RHOSLC most likely. We shall see. We start with Candiace’s mother coming for a visit. She actually has her own room in the house. She begins judging everything in […]
RHOP Recap: Goddesses of War
It’s time for the RHOP recap and honestly, I just want to get through it ASAP to get to RHOSLC. I’ve been dealing with plumbers and restoration people all day and am so ready for all of this. So of course on the busiest night I have had in since Covid Literally everything is malfuctioning […]
RHOP Recap: High Infidelity
I’m kind of surprised to be writing a RHOP recap tonight since is a holiday weekend, but I am down for it. The ladies return from Williamsburg and resume their usual dysfunctional lives. I’m not expecting a whole lot of drama tonight. But perhaps they will surprise me. We start tonight with Mia preparing to […]
RHOP Recap: Talk To The Braids
Ashley Darby came in for a brief visit on the last episode and stirred up a hornets nest that will continue to have repercussions throughout this week’s RHOP recap. But, before I get started, I should point out that social media is saying that Zen Wen’s husband has deleted well over 100 accounts he followed […]
RHOP Recap: Gossip Girl
On tonight’s RHOP recap the ladies ae still in Williamsburg living in two different houses. This seems like production blatantly trying to stir the pot. I missed the first couple of minutes because my DVR gets worse by the day. The ladies in the little house are trying to figure out how to drive a […]
RHOP Recap: Land Of The Free, Home Of The Shade
Um Good morning? Banjo and I were up late last night and by late I mean all night? So when I woke up to take him out at 8:15 it took me a minute to realize it was nighttime and not morning. So, I shall be bringing you this RHOP Recap while sound asleep. I […]
RHOP Recap: The Rumor Mill
Y’all, I am so not ready for a RHOP recap tonight, or the Shahs one, or the Big Brother one. I’m in a really strange headspace. This used to happen when I was a kid in Libya. I’d tell myself it was a “quiet day.” I don’t really know how to explain it. But, I […]
RHOP Recap: Going Ham At The Pajammy Jam
On this RHOP recap, it seems that Robin Dixon can manage to get out of bed long enough to trash talk Karen and try to exclude her from filming. Thankfully, that is what new girl Mia Thornton for, to be Karen’s new BFF. We start with Gizelle and Robyn deciding that they need to do […]
RHOP Recap Jiminy Crickets
On tonight’s RHOP recap, we learn a lot more about Mia’s past. Let’s just say it is very interesting. So far I like Mia, what do you think of her? We start with Robyn ignoring her alarm and not getting her kids up and ready for school. Her kids are home schooling but she only […]
RHOP Recap: Sorry, NOT Sorry
I finally got caught up on Real Housewives of Potomac and this season has a lot going on! But so do Sunday nights! So much to recap and no room on the DVR! But tonight, I’ve got room for a RHOP recap! It’s late and this POS new laptop is unable to handle the usage […]
RHOP Recap: Look Who’s Squawking
Last night I tried to take a nap before recapping and slept until morning. After weeks of not sleeping or eating, now all I want to do is sleep and eat. and eat and eat. While setting up for this RHOP recap I’m eating a bunch of Vietnamese food I ordered. I am learning that […]
RHOP Recap: Celebrations and Strange Explanations
Since I’m taping two shows at once right now, I had to stop sleep watching Beat Bobby Flay and nothing else was conducive to anxiety reduction during sleep, I figure I may as well just knock out this RHOP recap. We start with Gizelle taking a dance class with one of her daughters. She’s trying […]
RHOP Recap: Sip And See You Later
It’s time to head back to the DC area for another RHOP Recap! Sometimes a week feels like a whole year over here. I can barely remember last Sunday. And yet, I persist. So let’s do this. We have seven full on housewives, somehow this season is going to be about Charrisse? Maybe she should […]
RHOP Recap: The Rumor Meal
I’m trying to be optimistic about this episode but after last week’s RHOP recap where the focus was on Candice’s fake story line, it’s a struggle. Despite all the options we have with TV shows and streaming channels I am amazed that we are still watching the Misogyny Channel. Old habits die hard I guess. […]
RHOP Recap: Old Testaments, New Revelations
It’s FINALLY time for a new RHOP Recap where we will meet the new housewife, Wendy Osefo! Also As you know there were law suits and criminal actions filed between Monique and Candiace during the filming of this season. Plus, plus there is always some sort of sexual misconduct by Ashley’s husband Michael to get […]
RHOP Recap Reunion: The Topic That Refuses To Die
Oh yay! It’s time for one last RHOP recap. While I have come to really like this franchise, I despise these reunions. For the love of God, can we just get off the topic of Michael Darby’s sexuality? NOE. NOE WE CAN NOT APPARENTLY. First, we talk about everyone sex lives. Why? Why is this […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 2
I’m falling a bit behind on my recaps this week. I’m going to try to knock out a quick RHOP recap of part two of the reunion. I think it is going to be mostly about Michael and I am so sick of this storyline. There really isn’t much to say other than no charges […]