It’s been awhile since I’ve recapped this. I keep trying to take the summer off because it’s hot and I am burning up and burning out on recapping. But someone sent me an email about Dance Moms last night which I have yet to open but I am assuming something good happened. Then I […]
Dance Moms Catch Up Post: Abby in a Bra
I got a few episodes behind on Dance Moms during my (sorta) unplugged birthday week. I’m gonna try to hit the high (or low) notes of both episodes in this post. We start the week after Mackenzie beat Maddie in solos. The episode I am watching is the director’s cut and I am not sure […]
Dance Moms Recap: Sour Grapes From Poor Loser!
Dance Moms begins again at 3rd Street Dance Studio. Interestingly, this week’s Celebrity Wife Swap also feature 3rd Street Dance Company where Jill from the Love Boat changed lives with Charo and had to learn Flamenco dancing. Abby is there with an attitude and congratulations them on winning the group dance without Maddie as […]
Dance Moms Recap: Live From L.A. It’s Kendall K !
Dance Moms is finally moving to L.A. but they are still not in Abby’s Studio. The girls and moms go into the studio and find Abby muttering to herself about earrings. She is not wearing any and just can’t work without earrings. Why is Abby like legit crazy every time they are in L.A. Abby […]
The War Between Abby Lee Miller and Dance Moms Production Rages On
Abby Lee Miller was on Entertainment Tonight this week and had extensive segments where she gave us a lot of information the behind the scenes war on Dance Moms. She says that she lost her weight because her mother died of colon cancer and would not eat toward the end. So when she was […]
Dance Moms Down Under Part 2 Recap: THIS Was Nia’s Time to Shine!
Abby is preparing a Mad Max themed group routine for all of the girls except Nia and JoJo. I know why Nia is being punished, but I can’t remember why Jo Jo is. I guess it was something Jess said. Even more ridiculous is the fact that Kalani and her mom are taking a mother […]
Dance Moms Down Under Recap: Abby Blows Her Stack
The girls and moms are all in Australia and Abby has lost her wallet with her passport, license, and credit cards in LA. Abby can’t get to Australia! That doesn’t stop her from fucking things up thought. She is dropping a bomb on the girls before they even get out of the airport that only […]
Dance Moms Recap: Showdown in Pittsburgh Part 2
The thing about Dance Moms is that even though it becomes more and more scripted every week, at least these people knew each other and were arguing before the cameras ever showed up. Tonight’s recap is the final half of the season finale. If you missed last week you can catch it here. The first […]
Dance Moms Recap: Showdown in Pittsburgh Part 1
The ladies return to Pittsburgh for what they think is going to be their last Pitssburgh pyramid. As one of them says, “I’ll believe it when I see it.” Despite the weather they are glad to be back home on their normal routines with their families. Despite only being back for one week, we have […]
Dance Moms Recap: Video Killed the ALDC Star
This is the last west coast episode and the competition is judged by kids! Nia and Kendall shoot their videos. Abby and Holly are butting heads over the videos. Abby remains pissed and vindictive about Nia doing her video with Aubrey O’Day. JoJo and Kendall are doing solos. Mackenzie is “sick” and I think Maddie […]
Dance Moms: Maddie v Kalani
I don’t have time to do an in-depth recap of this show but it’s almost time for RHOA and I still haven’t gotten a chance to do it so here is a slap dash one. The title says it all. Kalani finally gets a chance to take a whack at Maddie. I can’t believe Abby […]
Dance Moms Recap: Showdown Between Nia and Kendall
We are back in L.A. and Abby still does not have a studio. I guess that was all a storyline. Melissa is explaining to the ladies that Mackenzie went with Abby to look at studios the day before but it is just going to take time. Wait, is she looking at studios? Is she […]
Dance Moms Recap: Mackenzie’s Time To Shine
Oh joy. It’s a double whammy. Maddie is on off doing Saturday Night Live with Sia. Oddly, Melissa nor Abby went with Maddie! Also they are going to Ohio for one final fight with Cathy before they go to LA again. Kalani gets to be on top of the pyramid with Maddie in absentia. JoJo […]
Dance Moms Recap Double Feature: Nia’s Last Chance and Abby’s Trash is Cathy’s Treasure
Oh Crap. I just realized I am two episodes behind on Dance Moms. Sorry. I’m catching up now. I am not excited about the title of this one. It’s time for pyramid and everyone expects it to go well because they beat Cathy and the Candy Apples the week before. However, there pyramid has everyone […]
Dance Moms Recap: Abby’s Creation Has Begun To Turn on Her!
Am I the only one who prefers Dance Moms being in Pittsburgh? This week Brynn is back in Pittsburgh. It seems he mom is not really thrilled with Pittsburgh but anything for some TV time I guess. Abby is in love with Brynn. Time for pyramid. Nia is on the bottom. She did not place in […]
Dance Moms Recap: The Great Divide
So back in Pittsburgh the hammer hasn’t been dropped on Holly and Nia yet for daring to keep their contractual agreement they signed to perform in the Matty B. video. I feel that time is now. Of course at pyramid, Nia is on the bottom. Wait what? Maddie is on the bottom? Since when does […]
Dance Moms Recap: Wild, Wild West Coast Part 2
When last we left Dance Moms, Abby Lee had shown up to ruin everyone’s fun at the Matty B video shoot. We back up a bit to the point were everyone was happy for a change and the video was being shot and everyone is having fun. Of course, Abby is not going to let […]
Australia Wants No Part of Abby Lee Miller And Whatever is Left of the ALDC
Abby Lee Miller’s increasingly bizarre behavior and abusive teaching methods is causing international repercussions. Several Australian news outlets are reporting that Australian dance studios and teachers are banding together to ask that Abby Lee’s visa be revoked for her upcoming trip in March. The teachers have gained the support of Peter Oxford, the child ambassador for […]
Dance Moms Recap: Wild, Wild West Coast Part One
It’s the last week in Hollywood, which I still don’t understand since so much was made of Abby moving Dance Moms to Hollywood. The title this week is a part one so I can only assume that we are in for a long week. Abby seems quasi sane in the first few seconds of this episode. […]
Dance Moms: Nia Risks It All
We begin at yet another new studio where the girls are supposed to have practice in LA this week. Both the moms and the girls are just hoping Abby shows up at this point. Holly makes plans with Aubrey O’Day to cut a single with Nia. Holly has her pimp hat on this episode. Sadly, […]
Dance Moms Recap: Hello Hollywood, Goodbye Abby
Time for another week of menopausal Abby. This week, the ALDC has moved to Hollywood and the stress turns out to be too much for Abby. Abby has decided to move everyone to Hollywood before her studio is ready. Why? She rented some studio space and seems perplexed that there are other (very good) dancers […]
Dance Moms Recap: Hell No To the Jo Jo!
We start Dance Moms with some sad news. Nia’s grandfather is very ill. She is very concerned about leaving Pittsburgh because he could die while she is gone. Abby was very sweet to Nia. Shocking but true. This week, Jo Jo with the Bow Bow is back. Abby is pissed as all Billy Hell that […]
Dance Moms Recap: Oh No! It’s Jo Jo With The Bow Bow, AND CHRIST(y)!
Holly is still acting like the new Christy. She wants the moms to talk to Abby right before a class. This is so not smart and not like Holly I can only presume that production is pushing Holly to be the new shit stirring mom. Holly is not cut out for that. And it’s just […]
Dance Moms Recap: Abby Got Served
Last week on Dance Moms, Abby was beginning to break down over Paige’s lawsuit against her. This is a separate case from her mother Kelly’s on going lawsuit. Abby was upset that the media was at her home. The very first thing that happens is that Abby is served with a subpoena to […]
Dance Moms Recap: What A Freak Show!
I am so excited that Dance Moms is back. I cannot get enough Abby Lee Miller. I know, it’s a sickness. Don’t judge me. OMG! I almost skipped the girl talk pre-show where the dancers all talk without Abby or the moms around, but I took a peek and already the girls are spilling the […]
Dance Moms Reunion: Playing Favorites
I wasn’t expecting this since we had a reunion before the season. I still don’t understand why that happened. Let’s see if this is worth watching. Abby is out by herself first to a tepid welcome by the audience (at least I didn’t hear any boos.) The host congratulates her on her fourth consecutive win […]
Dance Mom Season Finale: Worst Finale Ever?
Yay! I managed to make it to the finale without some numnut spoiling it for me! The number of people on the Internet who feel the need to explain Google to me on a daily basis can be mind-boggling. I truly think some people think they are the only one’s who have access to Google. […]
Dance Moms: Chloe Gets Revenge
I already love the title of this episode, Chloe Gets Revenge. It’s about freakin’ time. We start with the Elite Team and the Select Team both in studio. The Select Team is pissed that Jade and her mother are standing with the Elite Team. Or jealousy may be a better term. Pyramid time. Mackenzie is […]
Dance Moms Recap: Sacre Bleu!
This week Jade is back to dance for a week . Not much chit-chat before we go straight to pyramid. We have Chloe on the bottom because Abby openly despises her. Chloe came in second. For this she must be emotionally flogged. Next is Nia. Nia came in fourth and was in my opinion robbed. […]
Dance Moms Season Finale Recap: Everyone’s Replaceable!
We begin with Mrs. Miller dying. For women, the loss of a mother is one of the most difficult experiences in life. It focuses your understanding on the finite nature of life and makes you reevaluate your priorities. And Abby’s priority is sucking the life force out of her dancers and belittling them at pyramid. […]