Nene has posted three photos of her left tit, and the rest of her, online along with some ridiculous comments. Fortunately, I have a purple pen. This first post was accompanied by Nene crying in the arms of the whackadoodle TV shrink. Honestly (a favorite word of liars who are about to lie) I […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Atlanta Twirls On
The final regular episode is finally here! That means, what 122 more episodes of reunions and lost footage? At the end of tonight’s episode you will see a teaser for the reunion and all the ladies are in white dresses. Nene of course has a meltdown at the mention of her mother and has to be […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Chasing Nay Nay
Kandi Kandi has called in a stylist for a date with Todd. Normally, I would find this ridiculous, but this is Kandi we are talking about. Did you see what she wore in Manila? But this guy is NOT the stylist. He brings her some leopard crap. She needs to hire Shun Melson. On the date […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: From Zen to Sin
The ladies must move on from their Zen resort (The Farm) and move on to their next destination. Everyone is relaxed and getting along! They are heading back to Manila to stay at the Shangri la Makati Hotel in Manila. They are really putting on the dog for the housewives with half the staff greeting them […]
עקרות בית אמיתיות של אטלנטה Recap
הלילה, עקרות בית האמיתית של אטלנטה הלכו למנילה. זה היה פרק גדול באמת. הייתי recapped את זה אבל היום הוא יום ראשון של הדקלים ואני fobidden כדי לקבל גישה לtechology בימים נוראים. שלום להיות איתך בעונה זו של עדשים. שלום
Bethenny Frankel’s One on One With Andy Cohen
Wow, Andy Cohen is not pussy footing around his BFF, Bethenny. I figured this whole show would be a waste of time (lol, like the other shit we watch isn’t) with Andy doing his usual genuflecting and sucking up but right off the bat he says that she is returning to the housewives on the […]
Nene Leakes Thinks She is Being Wrongly Vilified.
Technically it is too early in the week to be paying attention to housewives blogs but I’m getting emails about Nene’s this week and everyone seems a bit worked up about the ghostwriter’s dramatics this week. Couple that with the fact that I have fallen into a downward spiral of staying up too late […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Another Completely Fakeass Episode
Oh God, I had somehow blocked out the last episode of this show and was sitting here wondering where we were going tonight. I completely forgot the TV shrink chasing Nene into the parking lot. I’m not sure who looks dumber, the shrink or Nene sashsaying away in her Pep Boys uniform. I think she […]
Kandi Doesn’t Seem Too Thrilled With Phaedra
Well, if Kandi and Phaedra did reconcile during the Super Bowl, as we suspected. The détente did not last for long. Kandi seems blindsided once again by Phaedra’s comments and behaviors on last night’s episode. Since I am out of the house at the moment, I am breaking the usual rule ( that everyone […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: False Piety and Fake Therapy
Here we are back for episode seventeen of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Is it me or does it seem a lot longer than that. I guess it is all of those Sundays off for awards shows and football games. I am so read for this season to be over. Phaedra We start with Phaedra bitching […]
Kandi Burruss Had No Idea Phaedra Was Bad Mouthing Her On RHOA!
Kandi’s blog this week I one of the most interesting ones ever, at least to me. Remember just last month when we saw Phaedra show up at Kandi’s house for the Superbowl? We thought that was a sign they were reconciling. Kandi made a point of saying “even Phaedra” showed up. This was after much […]
Nene’s Blog This Week Is Short and Senseless Just Like Her Wig!
This ghostwriter of Nene’s has a super easy gig going. Short blogs only a couple paragraphs a week. The theme is always the same: I’m Gone With The Wind Fabulous and Everyone Else is “Thirsty.” It’s all very repetitive. Well hello there honey, it’s me again! Just stopping by to spill a little tea on […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Southern Discomfort
It’s time for Real Housewives of Atlanta and frankly, I’m not sure what the storyline we are supposed to be looking forward to is. More Kandi and Todd marital disharmony? More Mr. Chocolate innuendo? I’m bored and it hasn’t even started yet. Meanwhile, I’m on injured reserve from three hours of really hard digging in […]
The Real Housewives of Everywhere Has Jumped the Shark (Have Jumped the Shark?)
I started this post writing about what is wrong with Real Housewives of Atlanta and how it has jumped the shark. I thought about how it could be fixed. How to save the franchise. I thought about how to make it more interesting, ways to make it better. But, very quickly in, I was […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Melts in Your Mouth, Not in Your Hands
Phaedra LOL We start with Apollo’s video he posted from the prison where he says he is about to “go asunder,” which always makes me wonder what he thought that meant during his wedding vows. And it ends with “you will be hearing from me shortly,” as if he thought he was going to […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Favorite, Gina Liano Hospitalized for Stress After Season One!
As the Real Housewives of Melbourne prepares to return for a second season, Gina Liano opened up to New Idea Magazine exclusively to discuss the reality of Reality TV. Despite being a huge fan favorite when the first season aired, the filming was particularly difficult on Gina. It seemed that lost of the ladies thrived […]
I Finally Watched “The Butler”
The Forrest Whitaker movie, The Butler was on Showtime the last night and I taped it and watched it in two parts today. I don’t usually do movies here, but I was surprised at how sad it was. The more I watched the more I realized this movie was a good movie but far removed […]
WWHL With Nene Leakes And Tracee Ellis Ross
Hey, did you notice no Nene on tonight’s RHOA? It was awesome. Sadly there was too much Porsha. Anyway. I’m trying to get this up quickly but I’m already 20 minutes behind somehow. So I’m going to do this as fast as I can with little regard for typos. First, Nene’s look is bad but […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Goodbye Apollo, Hello Mr. Chocolate
Claudia Jordan We start this episode of RHOA, refreshingly, with Team Pretty. Cynthia and Kenya go to see Claudia’s apartment now that she is fully moved in with all of her furniture. I read on one of her blogs that Cynthia had some issues with moving her furniture to Atlanta and several things were stolen. […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Write Your Own Damn Recap.
In case you haven’t noticed, I’m not really feeling the blog lately. So tonight, I’m gonna let y’all write your own damn Real Housewives of Atlanta recaps. I’m not excited about the manufactured drama between Claudia and THOT over Kordell, or Kenya’s new show in the works with Roger Bobb, and I know the real […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Road Trip!
Nene On tonight’s Real Housewives of Atlanta, the ladies arrive back home from their trip. Nene’s personal valet picks her up at Hartsfield. Nene talks to Gregg about being around all those negative girls. LOL. Nene explains her version of the fight to Gregg. At that was all we saw of Nene. Expect to see […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Divide and Ki-Ki
On tonight’s Real Housewives of Atlanta , we begin back at the scene of the read heard ’round the world . Claudia Jordan begins by reading Nene Leakes for filth and later calls out Porsha Williams escorting service for Nigerians! Claudia: You’re worried about my clit and my bankruptcy and my finances, like why are you […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Puerto Read-0
I’m not sure if we actually even GET to Puerto Rico tonight based on the episode description. In case you missed my tea during filming, you can read it here. It’s interesting to note that at this time, Demetria was still holding a peach and Claudia was not. Perhaps the drama on this trip was […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: 50 Shades of Shade
Tonight, Kenya Moore will be on TV for three and a half hours spanning three shows on two networks. Will this blogger make it through the entire time? To be honest, I’m not sure I will get to WWHL before tomorrow. But we will see. Tonight on RHOA, Cynthia and Peter shop for a new […]
Claudia Talks About Her “Makeover”
Claudia Jordon wins the week for being the first RHOA to get her Bravo blog in. It seems this season that Bravo gives the housewives a list of questions to answer, or they have the option of writing their own format. Most people are taking the question route. It is a lot easier. It’s interesting […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: She Can’t Come Like No Cabbage!
I just read the little synopsis for this episode and I’m telling you right now I am so over the Kandi and Todd storyline. It never ceases to amaze me how Bravo can manipulate our little pea brains to like or hate the same person from season to season. I really liked Kandi at […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Nice to Metria
I don’t know if it is the crap weather, or the fact that my days and nights are sort of backwards, or the lack of sunlight, or what but there just seems to be a big cloud of negativity everywhere. I guess it is sort of fitting for tonight’s Real Housewives of Atlanta because tonight […]
UPDATED: (New Interview After the Break)Nene Leakes Seems To Really Be Enjoying Broadway
Nene Leakes has been doing a TON of publicity for Cinderella lately. Its pretty amazing actually considering she is doing 8 shows a week most weeks. In this interview with Kelly & Michael, Nene doesn’t seem the least bit tired! How is that even possible? I love the Donna Karan dress, she has finally found […]
RHOBH Bravo Blogs… It’s A Slow Week
So at the end of the week, I start to run out of interesting things to talk to you guys about and rely on the Bravo blogs for new talking points. This week is kind of a bust. Or maybe I’m just not in the right mood. There was nothing but nice things being said […]
Changes To WWHL Schedule
Last night Andy Cohen said the reason for Kim Richards last minute cancellation was because she has landed “a really good TV role.” No one has mentioned the show, but Kim says she was filming one of her favorite TV shows in LA. So congrats to her for landing a nice part. Also Seth Rogan […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Make-ups and Breakdowns
First of all, my thoughts are with our friends in Sydney tonight as some sort of terrorist situation is going on there. Everyone be safe. We are right back where we left last week with Nene running her ugly mouth at Cynthia and Cynthia just sitting there watching Nene implode. I just noticed Porsha’s hair. If […]
Eileen Davidson Introduces Us To Her Family Dynamics
I am so happy with the casting of the new girls this season. Though I hated to see Joyce go, and thought both she and Carlton deserved another season to settle in, these two just seem to fit. At least so far. This week, Eileen gives up some insight into her family life and […]
Nene Leakes Grows More Delusional By The Day!
Just when you think Nene can’t get any more delusional. Here is her take on Cynthia this week. I have bolded the most delusional parts in my opinion. Going into dinner with these ladies will never be a fun thing for me, and that probably will never change, but I’ve made a few changes […]