If you are behind on this insanity regarding a guy who was on MTV’s Catfish five or so years ago, click here for Isaak Mentouri’s multiple allegations that finally cost him his massage license in the state of Tennessee. In a nutshell, multiple people have filed allegations sexual impropriety against him, he lost his license, […]
Tarek Mentouri Loses Massage Therapist License in Knoxville
Tarek Mentouri, aka Isaac Mentouri, aka Issak Mentouri, aka the guy that keeps on filing DCMAs against me has lost his license to fondle women’s feet, According to… Local Knoxville News. This pervert is constantly filing DMCA charges against my site for pointing out I’ve know he is a pervert since 2015. For those who […]
I Am Being Stalked By An ALLEDGED Sexual Predator….
Photos Courtesy of Channel 4 News. Click here for the story on this creep. First of all, what many of you do not know, is that I recap a show called Catfish on MTV. It’s not a secret so much as most of you just don’t care. I like the show and I recap it […]
Catfish Recap: Aubri & Brian
I’ve had these three Catfish episodes begging for a Catfish Recap since January. A holiday weekend seems like a good time to get these “evergreen” posts up. I was reminded of them today due to some fresh comments on old Catfish episodes. Apparently, I was funnier then and had more braincells. You should check them […]
Catfish: Derek & Annabelle
This may be my last Catfish recap. It’s the last one I have from the most recent season. Max is leaving after this season and the show just won’t be the same. I was saving this, as I thought it was his last episode, but it looks like he isn’t even on it. Could this […]
Catfish Nae & Brannon
I interrupt the Bravocentric streak of posts to catch up on Catfish. I have two old episodes I need to clear off my DVR. I know lots of you wonder why I even still do these. The answer is simple they replay in marathons overnight nearly every night on MTV and people search to find […]
Catfish: Chelsea & Charles
I am not expecting much out of this episode because both parties have normal names that are spelled correctly. The guys are doing a second episode in Virginia Beach with a local girl who is 21. Chelsea met a guy named Charles on Plenty of (cat)Fish. According to the photos Charles is way out of […]
Catfish: Breana & Josh
Breana is 26 years old and lives in Minnesota. Twenty-six is old enough to know better. She’s been involved with Josh since she was fifteen, and wouldn’t you know it, he hasn’t married her yet. Actually he won’t even show his face during video chats. He also refuses to accept a plane ticket from her […]
Catfish: Angel & Jordan
My Catfish episodes are stacking up because they are giving us two new episodes each week and ain’t nobody got time for that! But while I have a second, let’s see the foolishness from this episode. Did they just straight up spoil the ending to this episode before it starts? Max is not there because […]
Catfish: Nina & Jon
For some reason my recording of this episode picks up with Nina and the boys video chatting. Best I can determine, the guy sitting next to her is her husband Mike and they have two kids. She’s some sort of webcam hooker who has been in contact with Jon, one of her clients who claims […]
Catfish Recap: Dylan & Savenia
I am a few episodes behind on this Catfish Recap. It’s the last thing I recap each week so on busy weeks it gets left behind. But I always catch up for my Catfish crew! This one starts off interesting. Savenia wrote in first about a guy named Dylan she has been talking to online […]
Catfish: Infiniti & Dave
Y’all know how I feel about people oddly spelled names or people who were named after a car, in this episode we get both from Infiniti. So this has to be a good one, right? Infiniti is 19 and from NYC. Dave is 25 he also lives in NYC. Guess what? They have never talked […]
Catfish: Mandy & Jose
Every Week I say I am going to set the DVR to record more time, and I never remember to do it. When I record the second show the times are off by a couple of minutes so I am going to miss the follow-up to this again and will have to Google what happened. […]
Catfish: Traves & Candy
The stupidity of the names alone have me excited that this will be a fantastic trainwreck. For the love of God, please don’t let us be stuck in L.A. again. Traves is 25 and from fucking L.A. Sigh. He is being catfished by Candy Red. Yep. You read that right. Nothing sketchy about that if […]
Catfish: Zak & Garrett
I’m really slow to recap these shows lately because there is so much on TV right now to get to. And also because they are cutting back on staging houses in favor of meeting at public restaurants, my entire interest in the couches and wall colors is waning. Could I be cured of my Catfish […]
Catfish: Mary & Adam
Hello, Catfish fans (of perhaps we are anti-fans?) sorry for the delay it has been a busy week for me. I have been dying to see this because Mary is back. This time she is claiming SHE is the catfish. ARGH once again, because I have to tape the second showing, I am watching the […]
Catfish: Lawrence & Cierra
Lawrence is a 19-year-old student from Maryland who met his Catfish, Cierra, two and a half years ago on Periscope. Cierra lives three hours away in Virginia. It’s the same old set up, she always backs out of meetups, they have never video chatted. We know the drill. At Lawrence’s house Nev acts like they […]
Catfish: Kim & Matt
We start this sham of a show with an email from a guy named Joseph who wrote into the show about his ex-girlfriend Kim. He recently found out that she has been in an online relationship with a guy named Matt who lives in Florida. This relationship overlapped with his relationship with Kim. He is […]
Catfish: Alyssa And Tyler
If you are new to this site, welcome. I should warn you in advance that I am more into the formulaic plotline of these stories and the staging of the houses than the actual relationships themselves. Also, I am gobsmacked that there are still people this stupid in the world and firmly believe most of […]
Catfish: Sheklia & Talli
It’s time for yet another season of Catfish. I can’t wait to focus way more on the staging of the houses than the ridiculous made up stories this season. I am also thrilled that the names of the couple this season are so ridiculously spelled. That always portends a whole lot of extra stupid. I […]
Catfish: Nicole and Nicole
We start with a girl named Nicole who goes by Nicole Riot on the internet. She has a sort of an alternative punk rock kind of look. She is not contacting Nev and Max about an online relationship she’s concerned about. She is trying to find a way to stop people from using her photo […]
Catfish: Caitlyn & Kenton
I have fallen behind on my Catfish recaps lately but last night I noticed that Catfish was trending on Twitter and that is always a sign of a popular episode, so I’m going to take a break from dealing with all the technical stuff and recap this episode before last week’s. Okay, this is odd. […]
Catfish: Robin & Wayne
Robin is 31 years old and lives in St. Paul Minnesota. Robin, girl, you are too old to be this stupid. They met in a Facebook Chat. I didn’t even know Facebook Chats existed. Wayne is really good-looking. Red flag. Wayne lives in Atlanta. Red Flag. Atlanta is probably the top city Catfish goes to […]
Catfish: Johnny and Connor
The Set-Up: Jonathon is 35 and lives in Northern California. He has fallen in love with a guy he met on Tinder (I think he means Grindr, I’m just saying) named Connor who is 26 and lives near San Francisco. Then one day Connor ghosted and shut down his profile so they had no way […]
Catfish: Kelsie & Brandon
The Set-Up: Kelsie is 26 years old and lives in Texas. She has an eight year old son. She has been chatting with Brandon, 31 from Missouri for three years. She has been stood up for him several times. Once, she even drove to MO but he stood her up again. They met on Facebook […]
Catfish: April & Dean
The Set Up: April is twenty years old and lives in Utah. Dean is 22 and lives in Texas. They met seven years ago in a teen chat room. Over the course of the seven years, Dean would go off the grid for a while and come back. He did not video chat with her […]
Catfish: Robert & Ashleigh
Sorry Catfish fans! I have been so far behind with all that is going on that I have been remiss in my Catfish recaps. I promise to get caught up soon. I actually love doing these recaps because for the most part, my Catfish readers are not the regular cast of fools that hang around […]
Catfish: Dylan & Ally
The kid getting Catfished on this episode is Dylan a 21-year-old from New Jersey. Dylan met Ally eight months ago when she commented on his social media post. Ally is 21 she lives Oklahoma where she works full-time in a hospital. Dylan also works in a hospital in New Jersey. This already seems like someone […]
Catfish: Colleen & Tony
After the last Catfish recap I did with the model and the pro basketball player, I imagine whatever happens on this episode will pale in comparison. That said, I hate getting behind on Catfish episodes because they literally run these episodes in overnight marathon all the time and it brings a different crowd to […]
Catfish: Open Investigation
Apologies to my Catfish readers, I know how many of you are out there. I am three weeks behind because the main readers around here are into other shows and people keep getting hauled off to prison, or beaten with a baseball bat or filing defamation suits or lying about their castmates wanting to drug […]
Catfish: Kailani & Sam
Well this show looks a lot more interesting than last week’s already. The email comes from a gay guy named Melvin who was in a cyber relationship with a guy named Sam. Sam displayed all the usual signs of a catfish, no video chatting, could never meet, attempts to meet up thwarted by major […]
Catfish: Yasmine & Lewis
I’m two episodes behind on Catfish. The past couple of weeks have been extremely busy so I am hoping to get caught up this weekend. In tonight’s episode, Sandra contacts the Max and Nev about her granddaughter who is sending money to her online boyfriend. Yasmine sent the money to “Lewis” but since you have […]
#Catfish: Mecca & Tanner
I really need this episode tonight to blow off some steam after a long, long day of really bad weather. I’m starting to wonder why we haven’t been to meet a catfish at a park next to a large body of water. It’s like they don’t understand that the reason to watch the show is […]