Robin is 31 years old and lives in St. Paul Minnesota. Robin, girl, you are too old to be this stupid. They met in a Facebook Chat. I didn’t even know Facebook Chats existed. Wayne is really good-looking. Red flag. Wayne lives in Atlanta. Red Flag. Atlanta is probably the top city Catfish goes to […]
Catfish: Johnny and Connor
The Set-Up: Jonathon is 35 and lives in Northern California. He has fallen in love with a guy he met on Tinder (I think he means Grindr, I’m just saying) named Connor who is 26 and lives near San Francisco. Then one day Connor ghosted and shut down his profile so they had no way […]
Catfish: Kelsie & Brandon
The Set-Up: Kelsie is 26 years old and lives in Texas. She has an eight year old son. She has been chatting with Brandon, 31 from Missouri for three years. She has been stood up for him several times. Once, she even drove to MO but he stood her up again. They met on Facebook […]
Catfish: April & Dean
The Set Up: April is twenty years old and lives in Utah. Dean is 22 and lives in Texas. They met seven years ago in a teen chat room. Over the course of the seven years, Dean would go off the grid for a while and come back. He did not video chat with her […]
Catfish: Robert & Ashleigh
Sorry Catfish fans! I have been so far behind with all that is going on that I have been remiss in my Catfish recaps. I promise to get caught up soon. I actually love doing these recaps because for the most part, my Catfish readers are not the regular cast of fools that hang around […]
Catfish: Dylan & Ally
The kid getting Catfished on this episode is Dylan a 21-year-old from New Jersey. Dylan met Ally eight months ago when she commented on his social media post. Ally is 21 she lives Oklahoma where she works full-time in a hospital. Dylan also works in a hospital in New Jersey. This already seems like someone […]
Catfish: Colleen & Tony
After the last Catfish recap I did with the model and the pro basketball player, I imagine whatever happens on this episode will pale in comparison. That said, I hate getting behind on Catfish episodes because they literally run these episodes in overnight marathon all the time and it brings a different crowd to […]
Catfish: Open Investigation
Apologies to my Catfish readers, I know how many of you are out there. I am three weeks behind because the main readers around here are into other shows and people keep getting hauled off to prison, or beaten with a baseball bat or filing defamation suits or lying about their castmates wanting to drug […]
Catfish: Kailani & Sam
Well this show looks a lot more interesting than last week’s already. The email comes from a gay guy named Melvin who was in a cyber relationship with a guy named Sam. Sam displayed all the usual signs of a catfish, no video chatting, could never meet, attempts to meet up thwarted by major […]
Catfish: Yasmine & Lewis
I’m two episodes behind on Catfish. The past couple of weeks have been extremely busy so I am hoping to get caught up this weekend. In tonight’s episode, Sandra contacts the Max and Nev about her granddaughter who is sending money to her online boyfriend. Yasmine sent the money to “Lewis” but since you have […]
#Catfish: Mecca & Tanner
I really need this episode tonight to blow off some steam after a long, long day of really bad weather. I’m starting to wonder why we haven’t been to meet a catfish at a park next to a large body of water. It’s like they don’t understand that the reason to watch the show is […]
Catfish: Marvin & Austin
Sorry for the delay in recapping this episode, it was a very busy week with breaking news on the reality show front and I got too busy to get to it. I’m excited to have a moment to catch up now though! And then the housewives grind begins again… Well this is strange, the show […]
Catfish: Telizza & Shai
Wednesday is my favorite day to recap lately, I’ve got Imposters, Stranded With A Million Dollars, and Catfish. I had so much to do today, but there is always tomorrow. Unless there is no tomorrow and it that case I had a really good last day. This episode is good already because the names are […]
Catfish: Danny and Rosa
It’s time for another ridiculous episode of Catfish where I ask the question, is a new couch and a fresh coat of paint for your living room, really worth this level of humiliation? I mean have you seen this show? Danny is being catfished this week by someone claiming to be a girl named Rosa. Danny […]
Catfish: Alante and Nevaeh
I’m so excited that it is time for Catfish again! I can tell by the names that this episode is going to be fantastic. The weirder the names the dumber the people, in my experience. Um, except for those of your reading here with really dumb names. You are the exceptions. This week’s catfish victim […]
Catfish: Shawny & Jack
It’s time for a brand new season of Catfish and I am so glad it is coming on when I have time to recap it live. These shows reair on MTV for years, over and over during the wee hours of every night. It’s great for bringing in new readers! Shawny is from Rochester […]
Catfish Recap: Luis & Sydney
Sorry we have missed a couple of Catfish episodes, things at TamaraTattles.com have been mad busy. I am actually supposed to be recapping something else tonight and I just have to see what is going on with Nev and Max. It looks like a fairly normal episode so far tonight. Let’s get started. The […]
Catfish Candic & Titus
Well this is new, the pumpkin walls are starting in the hotel room on this episode. Was this filmed for the last season? Because watermelon is the new pumpkin. Also, we know the hotel would not let them paint the walls, so this is either a weird coincidence or proof of the CGI. Candic […]
Catfish Spencer & Katy — London Calling!
If nothing else this episode we are going to London, and since my passport just expired and renewing it seems quite traumatic (passport photo! Hail noe!) I may be limiting my travel to the U.S. for a bit. Oh and it looks like we will be meeting Katy Perry! So even more fantastic! Spencer […]
Catfish Recap: Larissa and Anthony
So I just recapped the first episode of the season with Jayme and Lucas and it already looks like another season of someone coming on the show to promote something. On the first one it was the Playboy Model supposedly getting catfished but really getting air time. What will happen on the second one? Will […]
Catfish Lucas and Many
I can’t believe there is another season of this show, but I am very excited to recap it. I get all sorts of random people dropping by from my Catfish because of all the reruns, they are the most “evergreen” posts on my site. So let’s do this. There are two new shows in a […]
Catfish Recap: Vince and Alyssa
There was just way too much going on last night to do this in real time, so I will check it out now while refreshed and well-rested. I can already tell from the guide description this one is going to be a little bit different. At this point, I only watch to mock the idiots […]
Catfish Recap: Paris & Tara
It’s time to meet a new batch of morons on this week’s Catfish! After all the excitement last week, I have barely recovered. People came from far and wide to talk about that crazy episode with the Courtney the Psychic! Paris is 25 years old and lives in the burbs of Chicago. Paris met Tara over […]
Catfish Recap: Kayla & Courtney
MTV has been pimping the hell out of this episode. It seems to involve a psychic who is catfishing some girl with messages from her dead father. This is a new level of crazy fools. Kayla is an 18 year old with a kid and a baby daddy who live just down the road from […]
Catfish Recap: Tyreme & Tomorrow
OMG! I have been on Twitter blocking the LVPlunatics for the past hour or so because Rinna and Eileen both retweeted me tonight. Had I know that the people in tonight’s episode would be called Tyreme and Tomorrow, I would have just let the run their course and started this recap on time. With […]
Catfish Recap: Joanna & Bo
OMG! It’s going to be a lesbian love triangle with a beat down at the end! Why was I almost going to delete this? Okay we have a hot girl named Joanna who is 26 from Riverside California. Does she need new furniture? Anyway, she is in love with a girl named Bo. Bo […]
Catfish Ray & Lexi: And YOU Get a New Living Room and YOU Get an New Living Room!
I hate that I didn’t get the chance to recap Catfish live this week as it brings in more people to tell me I am an idiot and I should stop recapping this show if I hate it so much. How could I hate this show? I do hate that it has jumped the shark […]
Remember “Kidd Cole” The Biggest Psycho Ever on Catfish? He’s in Prison
Former “catfish” on MTV’s Catfish, Jerez Nehemiah Stone-Coleman, AKA Kidd Cole, was sentenced to 21 months in prison on March 22, 2016 for making false threats against several public transit stations in Washington, D.C. He was also given three years of supervised release upon completion of his sentence. In May of 2015, he was arrested […]
Catfish Recap Michael and Chanelle: This Ending Was Depressing
Michael is a 21 year-old single dad from Philly who has an online girlfriend named Chanelle. Chanelle seems like your run of he mill catfish who refuses to video chat. Michael has been talking to her for 8 months. His brother made him contact Catfish (at least that is the storyline) because he doesn’t think Chanelle […]
Catfish Recap: Jaylin & Ja’la
First of all, the names this week already let me know this is a shit show. Teachers have noticed patterns with names where certain names will notoriously be a problem. In one school we had maybe eight variation of the name. Jaylen, Jailen, Jalin, and my personal favorite, Jailin. Some were boys, some were girls […]
Catfish Leuh & Justin: Iranian Deception?
It’s time for another episode of Catfish and once again the episode should be called, if you parents are not bright enough to spell a decent name for you, then your life is fucked. But I guess that title is just too long. Leuh, age 19, whose parents clearly didn’t know how to spell, wants […]
Catfish Jeanette & Derick Recap: Grandma Gets Catfished
It’s been kind of a rough week and there are a lot of things left over to recap this weekend, but I’m struggling to stay out of full blown crazyland and not do excited about recapping. I normally like to recap Catfish live because it usually trends and brings in a different kind of […]
Catfish Recap Dejay, Malik and Josiah “This Ain’t No Nintendo!”
OMG I am so happy Catfish is back. It’s finally midnight and I can stop publicizing the day’s posts and get to something fun. I know this show is scripted and fake, but I don’t care. The people are real and they still do stupid things for my amusement. I can’t believe this is only […]