Below Deck has at least one episode that was the highest rated show on cable and higher than the episode of RHOA that ran that same week. So why are we still shoving this big cast into the stupid clubhouse instead of having the reunion in Fort Lauderdale or Miami? I just don’t get it. […]
Below Deck: Au Revoir
It the finale of one of the best seasons of Below Deck ever and I hate to see it end. We left off with Crystal the entitled primary drunk off her ass and refusing to leave the deck Kate had just told Josiah to get the hose. Let’s hope they go through with this plan. […]
Below Deck: Shame Cocoon
It’s a good thing I am on the healthy living plan this week because there are a TON of things to recap tonight! Big Brother was great but time-consuming and I am so ready for this episode of Below Deck. Something really weird went on with Bravo ratings last week. Below Deck lost half of […]
Below Deck: All That Glitters Isn’t Gold
The wakes up hungover with most of them a bit hazy on about the night before. Ashton can’t remember anything. He realizes that Laura was pissed at him, but he can’t remember why. That’s because Laura didn’t tell him. His good friend Adrian called him out for being a man whore while talking to Laura […]
Below Deck: I Said I Got It!
It has been three long dark weeks since we have had a Below Deck episode. Of some comfort to me was having Captain Lee’s memoir to read. Sadly, it ended too soon. In the very last chapter he finally mentions the show and it becomes clear that Adrienne was a dead woman walking from the […]
Below Deck: Check Yourself!
Below Deck was the highest rated show on Bravo Last week with 2.11 million views (if I recall correctly). It even surpassed RHOA, who FINALLY broke two million THIS week for the first time all season. Below Deck surpassed every show in their timeslot (including broadcast TV) in the coveted 18-34/18-49 timeslot (I forget which one). […]
Below Deck: Let Them Eat Chicken
It is finally time to see the horrific accident that sent Ashton home, and I am not sure if I am ready. But ready or not, let’s do this. This gives me such anxiety! Wow, it was the cameraman, Brent, who saved Ashton. That was some quick thinking on his part, he literally saved Ashton’s […]
Below Deck: Man Overboard!
At this point of the year, Below Deck has become the most talked about show on Tamara Tattles! It’s been a great season! Tonight, things take a very serious turn when Ashton gets caught up in the lines and pulled overboard. Spoiler alert! He survives and is scheduled to be on WWHL tonight; however, Andy […]
Below Deck: Insult To Injury
While I certainly would love to see Caroline and Chandler both get a plane ticket home tonight, but sadly, I think Chandler is probably only going to get demoted for now. Caroline is going to probably need to be dragged by her ankles off the ship, and I am sure Kate will be more than […]
Below Deck: Flesh Wounds Are Not Five Star
This has been such a crazy season so far below deck. We have a totally incompetent bosun and a third stew with a medical issue who is perhaps in a bit over her head being filmed all of the time. It’s clear from her Twitter that she is having some sort of serious breakdown and […]
Below Deck: New Kids On The Dock
In all of my seasons of recapping this show, I have never seen Captain Lee engaged in a negative way with anyone on the show. When people ask him about decisions we found questionable about Captain Sandy or Captain Mark he would never contradict them and simply say perhaps he would have done something differently. […]
Below Deck: Get Better Or Go Home
I’m not particularly in the mood for this tonight, but I need a break from the nerve-wracking election results. We start with Ashton grumbling about having to go fishing with no sleep particularly since Rhylee is the fisherman and Chandler is the dumbass. Jesus. Chandler doesn’t know a thing about fishing and neither does Ashton. […]
Below Deck: Naked Smoothies
Before we get started, Caroline went off on several twitter rants over the past couple of days regarding Kate. Then she imploded her Twitter account. Or did she. She said some things that have been said before about Kate that might have violated the non-disclosure part of her Bravo contract. Bravo could have cut her off. […]
Below Deck’s Caroline Bedol Tangles With Kate Chastain On Twitter
From the title of this post alone, we all see where this is going. We saw a bit of a different Kate on the first few episodes of the season. Kate appeared to be less of a sourpuss. She has been encouraging of Caroline. This is totally out of character for Kate. Especially given the […]
Below Deck: Bitch In Charge
I could write an entire post on how exceptionally stupid the people I encounter trying to ring up my purchases just now. But let’s just say the guy at the discount smoke shop whose main job is to sell beer, cigarettes and LOTTERY TICKETS to the ghetto does not know how to do any of […]
Below Deck: I’m Also A Boat Captain
We are back with Rhylee’s drunk ass coming for the bosun. It is her first time on a yacht and she wants to fuck with her boss? Chandler is not the best bosun in the world. He punishes people for weird unrelated shit and he had a major screw up on his first charter on […]
Below Deck: Foam, Party of One
We are back with Foam Party Steve (FSP) going crazy on the jet ski with no life jacket and Captain Lee trying to figure out whose ass to chew first. I need this guest off the boat by the half hour mark because I want to get to the first shore leave with the crew. […]
Below Deck: We’re Not In The Carribean Anymore
These season is going to be crazy and people will be given tickets home by Captain Lee, one of those will be due to a medical emergency that was nearly fatal. Due to the hurricanes last season, the crew will be in Tahiti this season. On tonight’s show it’s the return of Foam Party Steve. […]
Below Deck Season Six Brings Captain Lee To Tears! Find Out Why…
All aboard for Bravo Media’s “Below Deck” returning with a new and exciting charter on the exotic island of Tahiti on Tuesday, October 2 at 9PM ET/PT. The Stud of the Sea, Captain Lee, and his most trusted chief stewardess, Kate Chastain, are back for another season of above-deck demands and below-deck drama. Joining the crew are Josiah Carter (steward), Caroline Bedol (stewardess), […]