Look at me trying to get a MDLLA recap up on the night that it airs! Tonight is the season finale, so it was my last shot at being on time. I wonder what will be on Bravo next Tuesday night? Maybe I’ll have Tuesdays off for a couple of weeks? Will we get to […]
MDLLA Recap: Bird Streets, Castles, & Wildfires (Triple Recap)
I got really behind on MDLLA Recaps. I have episode nine and ten on DVR and Nanette sent photos. Nothing taped for me last week and Nanette did not send photos. So was assuming that there were only ten episodes this season. However, wikipedia says there are twelve. So? I’m confused. I’m going do do […]
Brandi Glanville Spills The Tea on RHOBH
By: Jacques Peterson Brandi Glanville was on Danny Pellergrino’s Everything Iconic podcast this week, and as always she didn’t hold anything back. While the usual shading of Eddie Cibrian and Lisa Vanderpump was fun, the most interesting parts of the chat were about who Brandi is actually getting along with these days. Not only has […]
Carlton Gebbia Sued By Longtime Housekeeper/Nanny For Abuse
Well this is interesting. Way more interesting than the nuts and bolts of the TMZ story make it seem. The basic story is that Carlton’s longtime nanny who filed as Jane Doe to avoid publicity, claims that Gebbia has been physically, verbally and abusive to her and she is taking her to civil court. The […]
Carlton Gebbia Taken to Hospital After Falling Unconscious At Nightclub
Carlton Gebbia was taken by ambulance from Beverly Hills nightclub, Bootsy Bellows in the wee hours of Saturday morning according to multiple sources. It appears that Carlton was at the club alone to see a performance by Rick Ross. According to TamaraTattles sources, Sean Combs was also at the club to see Rick Ross. A […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Extending The Olive Branch
I’m not really looking forward to Brandi’s jaw dropping behavior on tonight’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and yet the time has come. Brandi’s Housewarming Party Kyle is still open to Brandi and is going to her housewarming party. She and Lisa Rinna ride together. Brandi was not ready when the guests arrived. Yolanda is […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: I’ve Had Enough Teenagers On This Show
I can already tell this one is going to be later than usual because it’s nuts here in real life. But the show must go on, God willing and the Internet holds out. Why do people in LA wear winter caps in the summer? IDGI. Lisa Rinna Lisa’s mother had a stroke and her father has […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Hi, it’s me, Tamara. I’ll be your blogger for the evening but I just had a heavy conversation and completely forgot to set up the technical crap for this blog. So apologies in advance for sucking. And newbies can not waste their time telling me how poorly written is. 🙂 So I had an extra […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
I am obsessed with losing badly at a new game I found called Just Words that you can play free on your laptop here. It’s Scrabble only you can’t put letters on both side of a word which makes it harder. And the dictionary they use is stupid but there is no penalty if you […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Secrets Revealed
Just when we though we could put this show to bed for the season, Bravo tacks on a “Secrets Revealed” episode. As we all know by now, there will be no secrets revealed. It’s just more reunion. Kim says that she and Brandi “just click.” I am not sure she knows what that means. Those […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 3:
So once again I am faced with the dilemma of how to recap this disastrous excuse for a reunion. I seriously doubt it will be anything more than what it was for the last two weeks only this time we will add a house husband or two. I’m going to just list anything remotely interesting […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part Two: Another Yawn Fest
I had great plans for this recap. Really, I did. But I can only work with what Bravo gives me and I am bored to death. This reunion is just awful. Since I really have nothing to say, I’m going to rely mostly on T. Kyle gifs. I had thought about doing a pyramid in […]
New Lady Gaga Video G.U.Y. With The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
YAY! I finally got it to play after defragging and cleaning my laptop! My biggest reaction was to Andy Cohen as Zeus, AKA wonky eye in the sky. It was very odd and I didn’t get the point of his disembodied head floating in the sky at all. I thought the housewives band was cute. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Recap Part One
Reunions are super hard to recap. I am going to try to avoid transcribing and just share some random thoughts on the over all fights. We start with the whole Puerto Rico situation. Everyone says that it was hard to relive the Puerto Rico. Brandi says that she and Lisa have not spoken since Puerto […]
Is Lisa Vanderpump Leaving RHOBH?
I know y’all seemed to think I was reading a lot into Lisa’s blog last week when I said she seemed to be taking the greatest aim toward Yolanda, and I am going to continue to read into her blog this week. By the way, I was right about her being more pissed at Yolanda […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Everyone Has Lost Their Damn Minds!
We start with everyone headed to the big Beverly Hills Chamber of Commerce party celebrating the 100th anniversary of the city. Carlton tries to play the peacemaker between Yolanda and Lisa by pulling Yo aside and trying to talk some sense into her. Brandi and Kyle’s talking heads are ridiculous. Kyle says, “It didn’t have […]
Lisa Vanderpump’s Blog on Her Treatment in Puerto Rico is Interesting
Lisa’s Vanderpump’s Bravo Blog this week is pretty interesting. But what is even more interesting is what she doesn’t say. See if you can figure out what is missing… About Kim and Mauricio… I do believe that if you state categorically, denying the accusation, as I did to Kyle saying”I did not see the magazines when […]
Carlton Gebbia Leaves Dinner Party in an Ambulance
This season on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi Glanville was drunk on camera more often than not. It seems that her drinking was causing so much attention that we really weren’t paying that much attention to Carlton. Well, there were other reasons that we were not paying attention to Carlton, but Brandi was at […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Kids Are Alright
Back in Puerto Rico the witches coven is having an early meeting . Carlton would be so sad that she missed this. Everyone has convicted Lisa of the crime of telling Brandi to pack her tabloids for the Palms Springs trip months ago. Even Joyce and Michael are joining in on the conviction. Lisa and Ken […]
RHOBH Cast Shakeup Rumors
Y’all have been asking me in emails (thank you) if the rumors here and there about Joyce and Carlton being axed from RHOBH are true. I can’t answer that because nothing has happened yet with contracts. What I can tell you is that Lisa Vanderpump and Yolanda Foster are not campaigning TOGETHER for anything. I […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Too Ridiculous to Recap
This is the stupidest episode that has ever aired on Bravo. Lisa Vanderpump stuffed tabloids in Brandi’s luggage on the way to Palm Springs? Because of the two, Lisa Vanderpump is the one with the finger on the pulse of the tabloids? Because, duh, Lisa has nothing better to do. It’s not like she is […]
Lisa Vanderpump Addresses RHOBH Drama
This season, Lisa Vanderpump has found herself at the wrong end of many attacks by people she has considered friends for years. All season long, the Richards sisters and Brandi have been promising us that “we will see” what a manipulative bitch Lisa is. Well, so far, they are coming off as the backstabbers. Last […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Turning Down the Crown
It’s time for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the continuation of the malodorous plot dethrone Queen Lisa. Carlton goes to the witch store to pick up a few witchy things and invites Yolanda. Carton is getting a candle reading. The candle reader tells her she is doing a great job of standing in […]
RHOBH Reunion Fight Card 2014
There is a reason that the finale is generally filmed after the final episode of the season airs. One reason is so that the brawling that always seems to occur at the reunion does not cloud the cast mates reaction to the remaining episodes. This season of RHOBH is different. For some reason the reunion […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: It’s All Lisa Vanderpump’s Fault!
This week on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills the attempt to take down Lisa Vanderpump begins in earnest. Pay careful attention to Brandi this episode. She will attempt to sway the girls, particularly the Richards sisters and Yolanda to distance themselves from Lisa Vanderpump. You see, it’s important when social bullying to have the numbers […]
All the Dresses From Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion
Note: Sorry for the erroneous update. I am used to talking to Joyce and wasn’t paying attention. I have removed the update from here as it was a fan site twitter account. Of course this took forever as the laptop decided to crash….ugh…going back to bed. It’s always fun to see what the ladies […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion: It’s Wrap!
Andy Cohen just announced that the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion just finished filming at 9 pm their time. I suppose if they hurry home they can see some of the Opening Ceremonies. What a crappy night to film the reunion, Andrew. Andy tweeted “Oh LORD we JUST wrapped #RHOBHReunion – it is a DOOZY. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Carlton Continues to Look For Tits on an Ant
Lisa and Kyle are meeting with Kevin Lee the crazy party planner to plan a birthday dinner for Ken and Mauricio. Kyle wants it black tie chic to be the antithesis of Carlton’s nasty pool orgy. Yolanda will be at David’s daughter’s wedding. Kyle says to invite Carlton because they are on good terms. Oh Kyle. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Curse of Carlton
I am so not excited to recap this episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Not because I have written eleventy billion posts in the last 72 hours, but because it is Carlton’s lesbian pool party. Gross. Yet, I soldier on . Carlton is already comparing her party to Eyes Wide Shut. Thankfully, she shuffles […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Gun Ranges and Self-Defense Classes? Is This a Good Plan?
Brandi got a replacement dog. She hates him because he lifts his leg when he pees. So why get a male dog, dumbass. That is what they do. Brandi is going to Sacramento for a book signing. Her father lives there. They have not been speaking because she called him a drug dealer in her […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Luaus and Lies
Welp, Boys and Squirrels, I have some bad news about tonight’s episode. I completely fast forwarded through the whole first look. It was all Brandi and Carlton pole dancing and leering at each other. I’m just so not interested in hearing Carlton talk about how much she loves female bodies. We get it. We got […]
WWHL With Carlton Gebbia
Andy starts throwing the Wiccan shade before introductions are even made. The other guest is Sophia Bush and Carlton the newbie is in first chair. That ring on Andy’s gay marriage finger has GOT to mean something and it is driving me crazy. Andy brings up Joyce’s pageant dress and no one has much nice […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Let’s Go To Cabo
It’s time for the annual Vanderpump Rules trip. Once again they are doing it on Stassi’s birthday so it can be all about her. Again. Once again, Jax is not invited but coming anyway. God I miss my flat belly from my twenties. I miss when it was fun to go clothes shopping because everything […]