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RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 3 Monique Quits!??

December 27, 2020 by tamaratattles 154 Comments

RHOP Recap

BREAKING NEWS! MONIQUE HAS REPORTED SHE HAS QUIT THE SHOW. It’s not worth the damage to her family. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Monique Samuels (@mrsmoniquesamuels) Finally, tonight it is the last RHOP recap of the season. Have we ever had three and a half hours of reunion fights before this? […]

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RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 2

December 20, 2020 by tamaratattles 149 Comments

RHOP Recap

Before we get started on tonight’s RHOP recap, I need to catch you up on some real time drama. Apparently, Jamal Bryant didn’t appreciate being called “pastor holy whore” on national TV. So he faked up his own “binder” and tried to come for Monique. It backfired, and made him look worse and he took […]

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RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 1

December 13, 2020 by tamaratattles 128 Comments

RHOP Recap

Well the time as come for the RHOP recap. I can’t wait to see what is in Monique’s binder of receipts. She got color coated tabs and everything. How long did that take her to assemble? I guess we probably won’t get to the finale brawl on the first episode. First Andy goes to check […]

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RHOP Recap: Deck The Halls With Drama (Finale)

December 6, 2020 by tamaratattles 27 Comments

RHOP Recap

I honestly feel like this is the THIRD fucking finale I have recapped this season. It just seems Sofa King long! I am so over these women and their drama. And yet, we have a three episode finale. Argh. I haven’t watched the previews so I have no clue what they will be bitching about […]

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A Glimpse At The RHOP Reunion

November 24, 2020 by tamaratattles 48 Comments

RHOP Reunion

A socially distanced, in-person RHOP reunion was last Sunday and the rumor mill has been churning ever since. And not just about the ugly yellow dresses. I mean… these dresses are awful. Monique’s dress is the only halfway decent one. Karen’s is pretty but it looks like something took a huge bit out of her […]

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RHOP Recap: Fifty Shades of Betrayal

November 22, 2020 by tamaratattles 58 Comments

RHOP Recap

It’s time for another RHOP Recap! Next week is the season finale. But tonight, there is a “dominatrix party’ and Ashley reveals that she has written a statement on behalf of Monique about what a hot head, shit stirrer with violent tendencies that Candiace is. OMG! My computer is suddenly able to right click again! […]

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RHOP Recap: Picking Sides

November 15, 2020 by tamaratattles 42 Comments

RHOP Recap

I’ve been awake for all of ten minutes as my quest to get my sleeping schedule straight continues. Also, I don’t feel so good. I think it is the changing of the seasons- stuffy head, whiney attitude kind of crap. So I am getting a late start on this RHOP recap. But I could really […]

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RHOP Recap: Portu-Girl Bye

November 8, 2020 by tamaratattles 41 Comments

RHOP Recap

Despite the fact that most of these women have no idea where Portugal is, nevertheless, off we go. I am kind of looking forward to this RHOP recap as it is one of the better seasons currently airing. That’s not saying much because RHOC really sucks hind teat this season. I am excited for Real […]

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RHOP Recap: Hats Off, Shades On!

November 2, 2020 by tamaratattles 52 Comments

Sorry you guys. It’s been the weirdest day. I did the 90 Day recap and totally forgot about this. I didn’t have TV or Internet for most of the day today so I was anxious to just watch some fun, light shows and then I remembered! So. let’s knock out a RHOP Recap! And then, […]

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RHOP Recap: No Shows & Show Downs

October 26, 2020 by tamaratattles 32 Comments

RHOP Recap

Please for the love of God tell me this episode is not two fucking hours long. I just did a two hour recap of 90 Day The Other way! Is this the finale? Sigh. It looks like I will be slogging through this RHOP Recap with limited comments. I hope to hell they added on […]

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RHOP Recap: Fully Charged

October 18, 2020 by tamaratattles 55 Comments

RHOP Recap

It’s Sunday night and that means lots of recapping! I’m going to start with a RHOP recap tonight because most of you are more interested in Potomac than 90 Day Fiance the other way. And if I do 90 Day first the RHOP suffers. Tonight, Wendy is having a sip and see. Is she even […]

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RHOP Recap: Taxing Time And Blurry Lines

October 11, 2020 by tamaratattles 40 Comments

RHOP Recap

I am really trying to get back into work mode after a very odd weekend. But I am getting to this RHOP Recap very late in the evening and I am exhausted so this recap will probably suck more than most. And I am just fine with any beatdown Candiace gets. I think she needs […]

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Real Housewives of Potomac: Unsolved Mystery

August 5, 2018 by tamaratattles 38 Comments

I have to say that I used to just ignore this show and pawn it off on other people to write about it, but I’ve actually enjoyed this season. While they have a lot of fights like the other franchises, they also do a lot of funny stuff too. Like this pizza delivery prank that […]

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Real Housewives of Potomac: Hot Gossip, Cold Pizza

July 29, 2018 by tamaratattles 44 Comments

Well, we are back to stupid ole Potomac. I miss France already. I have a negative connotation when it comes to Potomac. I don’t know why. It just seems like a place I don’t need to visit. It looks pretty enough on TV and I have no idea why I feel this way. Gizelle meets […]

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Real Housewives of Potomac: Au Revoir, Drama!

July 22, 2018 by tamaratattles 24 Comments

We’re back in Cannes and I am back wondering if I can remember the names of these people. Probably not. But as my daddy used to say, I’m willing to give it the old college try. We’re back at breakfast with Monique, Gizelle, and Gizelle’s Ginormous Ego. Monique is throwing Charrisse under the bus for […]

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Real Housewives of Potomac: Turm-Oil In France

July 15, 2018 by tamaratattles 48 Comments

Well, at least we are in Cannes. I still don’t really know who is who on this show, so apologies in advance.We begin with Gizelle and Karen having a blow out fight in the lobby of this very nice hotel in front of a ton of people. I think Americans should all have to take […]

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Real Housewives of Potomac: Cannes We All Just Get Along?

July 8, 2018 by tamaratattles 36 Comments

We start with a long scene about Gizelle and Sherman breaking up. Haven’t we already discussed this a million times? Did she really just tell the kids on TV? Monique is laying out the essential oil schedule for her kids. It’s extensive. But I am all about the essential oils so, whatever works. Robyn is […]

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Real Housewives of Potomac Cast Trip Is In Cannes!

October 14, 2017 by tamaratattles 20 Comments

View this post on Instagram I'm in bloom 🌺 #florals #blossomandbloom #rhop A post shared by Ashley Boalch Darby (@ashleyboalchdarby) on Oct 12, 2017 at 2:10am PDT   That’s quite the budget for this show. I don’t think they had a cast trip at all season one, though I could be wrong, I don’t follow […]

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