It feels like I have writing Below Deck Med recaps for all of quarantine. It feels like the longest season ever. And it’s time to watch this hot mess of a season for you so you don’t have to. You’re welcome. I’m starving so this might be late. We start with Tom making Aesha cry […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Cool As A Cucumber
Is it me or is this season NEVER GOING TO FUCKING END? At any rate, here we go with another Below Deck Med recap where I save most of you from actually having to watch this. But before we go forward, has anyone gotten tested for COVID lately? Is it still a swab that basically […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Whole New Ballgame
Tonight I have two recaps to do, this Below Deck Med recap and a 90 Day Fiance Recap. How different the two are. I feel like Below Deck Med will never end and really want to be put out of my misery. And tonight is the last episode of 90 Day Fiance The Other way […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Welcome Back
ARGH! This is episode 13 of the season. It looks like there are still at least five more Below Deck Med recaps at least in this shit season. Also, this season has the highest rating of them all. So, I guess they are tuning in to see Tom, the world’s greatest yacht chef have a […]
Below Deck Med Recap: There’s No Place Like Home
I’m trying to work up a full head of steam to hate watch this crapola for you. Nanette, who has been pulling photos for me claims this episode will be EPIC. Oddly, I am eating “sort of not really nachos” during this Below Deck Med recap. It was not planned. lol. And it’s fucking vegetarian […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Cabin Fever
Oh Joy! Tonight I get to watch Below Deck Med so you don’t have to! The things I do for love. 🙂 Hopefully tonight’s Below Deck Med recap won’t have much Sandy as I believe it is the episode where the crew gets a short holiday. Hopefully, Hannah can get time far, far away from […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Closing Time
It’s time to hate watch as Micromanager Sandy does the unthinkable and probably fires Chef Kiko. I can’t wait to see what stupid request the charter guests have been told by production to ask for this time. Native American Indian food? Branson, Missouri food? Martian food? Clearly, Kiko’s contract was for a certain number of […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Viva Loss Vegas
Before I start tonight’s Below Deck Med recap, I have a few quick things to mention. I was watching the end of last week’s Below Deck Med with “unseen” footage. One new scene was the primary privately telling Micromanager Sandy that there was a noticeable friction between the crew. She automatically assumed it was Hannah […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Rise & Don’t Shine
It’s time for another Below Deck Med recap. These charter guests are super annoying. Captain Sandy is also getting more annoying by the hour. I am also annoyed because it is hot as balls in the shack today. The air has been set to 67 for several days straight and it is currently 80 degrees […]
Below Deck Med Recap: No Mushroom For Error
It seems like Bravo is trying to mess with our DVR schedules again. They have been doing it with MDLLA, by making it an extra fifteen minutes of the actual show. But, I have a gut feeling that the reason tonight’s episode is an extra half hour of WWHL. Because the second airing is only […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Bringing The Thunder
Tap! Tap! Is this thing on? I got up today with full intentions of being production and then, well…there is always tomorrow. I did put through some Nene fans in the first Nene post about the celebrity video show. And commented. That was about the most productive I have been today. I did make cheese […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Ace Of Stew Face
Tonight we begin the Below Deck Med recaps with much less Pete! I could not be happier about that. The fucktard recently responding to his firing by basically saying he enjoys sex with all races of women and therefore cannot be racist. He is not even smart enough to at least pretend he sees the […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Season Two Reunion: Croatia
After a season that just sort of flew by, it is already time for the reunion. Wes tells us that he went straight back to work on a yacht in South Africa and after a few weeks Bugs showed up to be chief stew. Bobby has worked on the west coast for a bit with […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Finale: The Truth Comes Out
We start where we left off on the last night of charter with Adam showing Wes the texts that Malia was sending him fifteen minutes after their makeout session on the bridge during their night watch shift change. Wes has been posting on his Instagram photos that I think are of him and Malia in […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Stew The Right Thing
We begin this episode in Split at Fabrique where Hannah and Adam have left the bar to return to the boat to call it a night. Malia is irritated that those two former mortal enemies may literally be in bed together now. Bugsy tells Malia to just go make out with Wes. Everyone is wasted […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Swing Shift
We left off last week during a physical confrontation between Wes and Adam while the crew was on shore leave in Croatia. Adam gave Wes a brutal wedgie, then Adam was being a dick to Wes taking photos. Wes knocked Adam’s camera out of his hands and Adam gave Wes a nice hard shove to the […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: The Dubrovnik Wedgie
We begin tonight’s episode with Wes choosing Malia to be lead deckhand. I really don’t see the point of this other than to give the deck crew the fresh storyline of “Malia is head deck hand because Wes has a crush on her.” But I suppose it is a better storyline than adding onions to […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Kissing Up
Maybe it is my weird mood today, but it feels like this season has been on forever. I like it and am loving Croatia. I think the crazy is stirring a bit today because it is so hot I don’t want to eat anything. And when I don’t eat the crazy blossoms. Anyway, we are […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: iCloudy With A Chance of Secrets
Sorry for the delay on this recap tonight. Lots of court and real estate news to report on today and it was quite time-consuming. I am so ready for this episode because Hannah, Adam and Malia are all hiding big secrets that are about to come out! Last episode’s ending was a bombshell! Also, Max’s […]
Below Deck: Flirting With Disaster
I feel like I missed something important, but I went back and read the recap from last week, and I guess I didn’t miss anything. Adam felt uncomfortable at restaurant with the gang because the primary complained about him to Captain Sandy. So he left and Wes was happy he was gone…until Malia went running […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Mo’ Onions, Mo’ Problems
First of all everyone get your selfie game going. We have a few hundred thousand guests tonight due to this exclusive. If I had known I would have tried to clean up the joint. Oh, who am I kidding. As Popeye says, I yam what I yam. If you like it, stick around. If you […]
Below Deck: Don’t Cry Over Cut Onions
When an episode begins at 1:40 am you know something is about to go down. We begin with Adam creepily cornering a drunk Malia for a kiss. After there little makeout session, Malia goes down to crew quarters with lipstick smeared all over her face. Everyone goes a bit nuts because she looks like the […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Double Trouble
When we last left off, the crew was amid a major malfunction. Somehow, the anchors allow to get all twisted up into a gigantic knot. It was starting to look like cutting the anchors was the only way to go, and that would essentially end the season. But after nine hours, Wes managed to get […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: All Chained Up And No Place To Go
When last we left the naked guests in Croatia, they were oblivious to the fact that the winds were picking up and the stern tie was no longer keeping the boat tethered. If the crew doesn’t do something fast, the prettiest boat ever on Below Deck will crash into the rocky cliffs. So Captain Sandy […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Chefs, Lies and Facetime
It’s time to head back to Croatia. If there was ever a day I needed a nice relaxing show about rich people on yachts in a beautiful country with beautiful scenery, it is tonight. Instead, we have Below Deck Mediterranean, where last week Hannah put the moves on Malia to piss of Bobby. She got […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Three’s Company
I just noticed that the recap for last week’s premiere episode only had eighteen comments. I don’t know how many views it got, and the comments are not really indicative of that, but it makes me wonder if y’all are really watching this show. I hope you are. I love all the shows set overseas […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Who’s The Boss?
I am so excited for this show! I love Croatia and am dying to see as much of it as we possibly can. I am not so thrilled that Bobby and Hannah are back, but I love Captain Sandy already and tonight is going to be all about Captain Sandy putting Hannah in her place. […]