By: The Lady Cocotte (@theladycocotte) Tonight on Big Brother, after the double eviction there are tears and congratulations. John thinks it’s now three vs three: the AusTwins vs John, Steve and Vanessa. Except Vanessa is in everyone’s final two. Austin considers throwing the Head of Household competition. He doesn’t want to have to put one […]

By Lady Cocotte Meg is crying. She’s on the block with James and you can tell the game has finally gotten to her. Vanessa offers to explain her nomination reasoning to James but he turns her down. I think he should win the game just for that. Meg cries some more. James remembers he’s playing […]

By Lady Cocotte Which jury member will come back? Who will win Head of Household? It all depends on who can hang on a rope swing the longest. Add in some giant silver hands to make the houseguests spin and what you get is a pretty quick endurance competition. Swing and smack. Swing and smack. […]

So much going on tonight and  I have been on the weird sleep schedule again. I already want to go to bed.  I will be recapping RHONY and Project Runway tomorrow.  Although, tomorrow might be moving day for the site. So anything can happen. The producers love “Judas.”  And I seem to have missed his nomination […]

By: TheLadyCocotte Everyone is under Vanessa’s spell. She got Austin to nominate Steve and John. And even though Austin keeps talking about putting her up if the veto gets used, it won’t happen. She won’t let it happen. Steve feels betrayed by Vanessa but can’t help but recognize her strong game play. John is totally […]

Oh. I forgot I was recapping. I mean, I was watching and the window was open, but I just sort of zoned out. It’s all about Meg and James goofing off and James being a prankster. I didn’t see James wrap Steve’s entire dentist chair in Saran wrap. That is kind of funny. Jmac and […]

By The Lady Cocotte John is on the block and on everyone’s radar. Vanessa gives him a big hug after nominations. Since he knows Vanessa got him nominated, he makes a face. Unfortunately, Austin decides John was making a face at HIM and gets all bent out of shape. “I want to hit him.” While […]

By: The Lady Cocotte We start with the after effects of Jackie’s eviction. Steve is freaking out. When the twins check on him, he starts hysterically crying in their arms. Like, serious blubbering. They’re both annoyed to be stuck babysitting him. I knoooow-uh. Vanessa takes over for a while until Steve asks them all to […]

  Just waking up (again) to recap. This is going to be a fast and furious double eviction hour where anything can happen. Vanessa and Shelli are on the block and the plan has changed so many times, I finally just quit worrying about it and will find out who is going home live. I […]

By Lady Cocottte Before he was eliminated, Clay had an unusually strong bond with Johnny Mack. So much so that Vanessa even accused them of being brothers or “gay lovers” (nice support of the LGBTQIA community there, Vanessa). Knowing this, Shelli goes to Johnny Mack with her whole “fair maiden in need of protecting” act. […]

                          OR             I was up all night watching idiots try to figure out what to do. The answer is obvious, Shelli needs to go. She’s the head of the snake. But Vanessa has decided keeping Shelli is best for her game so she is determined to bamboozle the […]

By The Lady Cocotte Clay and Shelli have been nominated. Together. Both of them. Sorry if I’m dwelling but, come on, no two people deserve it more than Clelli. This brings the Cro-magnon out of Clay so he attempts to confront James. Luckily, mommy Shelli is close by to snap her fingers at Clay and […]

I am really late getting started watching tonight because of late breaking Teresa Giudice news (please see previous post).  Dammit. It’s an endurance comp and I am going to need to get finished with this ASAP to watch the end of the comp on time on live feeds. We begin with the after effects of […]

Due to technical difficulties, I’ll be recapping tonight and I’m off to a late start. Sorry for the unavoidable delay. I’m going to make it quick to get this up, ASAP. We start with Vanessa freaking out about still being HOH.  Vanessa, as a recruit, really doesn’t understand how HOH works. If she talks about […]

Based on a thirty second commercial I saw for tonight’s show,  it looks like instead of 37 dances by the Whackstreet Boys tonight, they might at least briefly mention the fact that Audrey has been drugged out in a dental chair for the last several days. Andy maybe show us WTF she was doing after going to […]