Three episodes of Don’t Be Tardy showed up on my DVR tonight. But only one was new so this Don’t Be Tardy recap will be super short. Kim is very upset to find out during a visit with her aunt in Louisville that her father had cancer. She leaves the dinner with them (I thought […]
Don’t Be Tardy Recap: A Very Biermann Bus Trip
Y’all! My Internet was down for ALMOST AN HOUR AND I WAS FORCED TO WASH DISHES! Quelle Horreur! In other news, I was not feeling so great last night and fell asleep before ten and got at least twelve hours of sleep and am feel great today! So before The Great Sleep of 2020, I […]
Exclusive Details! Brielle Biermann Has Yet Another Airport Meltdown
I have been putting off the latest Biermann Bunch drama,specifically with Brielle Biermann, just because I really want them to go away. But since I am the only one with the exclusive details about what happened, I feel obligated to share. In case you missed it, the upcoming season (and yes it is back the […]
EXCLUSIVE: Don’t Be Tardy Filming News
Now there is a title I never thought I’d have to use again. For reasons I really do not understand, Bravo is filming yet another season of Don’t Be Tardy. But the ridiculousness doesn’t end there. Someone genius somewhere decided to try to make the upcoming season of Don’t Be Tardy more like The Simple […]
Today’s News Of The Weird
Lots of little bits of ridiculous news were sent to me today and none of them seemed enough for an interesting post. But since there is nothing on my recap agenda, I thought I’d share my thoughts on all of them as a collective. Let’s start with Andy Cohen. Andy recently announced that he is […]
Kim Biermann Is A Pathological Liar
Apparently, on the Tuesday, September 4th episode of Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald, Kim Biermann claimed she was “in talks to be The Bachelorette.” I shall pause here for the laughter to subside. Seriously. Try to catch your breath. She told Heather that it was before RHOA and Ariana was about two years old. She’d […]
Brielle Biermann Says Her Purse Was Stolen Out Of Her Car
First of all, I thought Brielle just got a gun for her 21st birthday because she had moved out on her own. Perhaps that hasn’t really happened. Because this morning, Kim claims that Brielle’s purse was stolen out of her car while parked at the Biermann family home. Brielle is being dragged on Twitter for […]
A Tale of Two Instagrams
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it […]
Don’t Be Tardy Filming Wraps In Turks And Caicos
Kim Zolciak Biermann and her brood have been in the Turks and Caicos again filming the finale of Don’t Be Tardy over the past few days. The main story arc for the season has been a strengthening in the relationship between Kim and Kroy as Kroy tries to figure out what his next chapter is. […]
Kim Biermann “Jokingly” Pimps Out Brielle
I didn’t want to make this post. It disgusts me. And yes, Kim fans I get it is a joke. But it’s not a funny one. Nor is it something I want to cover. That said, this happened. Kim Biermann who apparently thinks she knows how to score tickets by pimping out her daughter. I […]
The Biermann’s Are Headed Back To Atlanta, But Not Without Trouble in Germany
Look, I am one of the last surviving Kim Biermann fans. She is one of the few housewives I’ve like from the beginning and stayed with my initial opinion. There are very few woman on these shows that you can’t find fault with. In fact, that seems to be the favorite viewer past time. Kim […]
Kim and Kroy Biermann on WWHL
The latest season of Don’t Be Tardy ended on a pretty somber note last night. Kim’s heart problems are no joke and she has a long family history of heart conditions. Because I have lots of heart disease in my family, I could not watch the doctor’s visits. It must be a very scary time […]
The Bierrman Bunch Is Adjusting To Kroy’s New Assignment To Buffalo
Last Monday, Kroy Biermann officially accepted his new contract with the Buffalo Bills. This week, the seven members of his adorable family are adjusting to life without him. While Kim already misses her husband, she has a lot of ties to Western New York. “Buffalo is like everywhere in my life,” Zolciak-Biermann told […]
Exclusive #RHOA Filming Tea: Sounds Like Sheree Has a Peach?
Tamara Tattles can exclusively report that Sheree Whitfield is filming for RHOA. Even more interesting is that she was filming a scene with her family and no actual housewives where present. For me this indicates that she is highly likely to be holding a peach in the upcoming season. There were a couple of former […]
Todd Chrisley Talks About His Son Chase Chrisley’s Relationship With Brielle Biermann
In other things I learned by watching E! News tonight, Todd Chrisley talks about his son Chase Chrisley relationship with Brielle Biermann. As you may know, Brielle and her boyfriend Slade Osborne recently, if you read a post of mine that became quite popular with the younger set! I dashed off to pull the […]
BREAKING NEWS! LOVE IS DEAD! Brielle Biermann Dumps Slade Osborne
It never fails, when I just wanna watch #TGIT in peace, some EARTH SHATTERING NEWS happens. It seems that Brielle Biermann’s boyfriend, Slade Osborne has become a man. And by that I mean he turned 21 and went to Vegas with his guy friends. But before he did that, about a week and a half […]
Don’t Be Tardy Recap: The Biermann Carnival
This week On Don’t Be Tardy, by some miracle of God Brielle Biermann graduates from high school. Everyone is mystified. Is it possible she got work/study credits for being on the show? Kinda like Sonja’s interns? I don’t believe the price quotes Kim is giving for a party planner. Sorry, Kim. Kroy says he can […]
Don’t Be Tardy Recap: Kim’s Speech
We start this episode of Don’t Be Tardy with Kim calling Brielle,”boobs.” Which might be a little inappropriate if her boobs were not ginormous. Did she get a boob job the second she turned 18? They might be a worthy investment since she is either pretending to be dumb as a post, or really […]
Don’t Be Tardy Recap: Homeward Bound
This week Kim has an appearance at a casino in Connecticut and is excited to go back to the town where she grew up. Kim and Kroy are going together. Kroy asks Slade to put a shelf together while they are gone. Kim’s assistant Gloria and the chef, Tracey are in charge of the kids. What could possibly […]
Don’t Be Tardy Recap: Ariana Wants To Be Emancipated…
Here’s hoping that the dog penis storyline is minimal on this episode of Don’t Be Tardy because I’m really over it. We start with Arianna complaining about having to watch KJ and Kash. Ariana wants to be emancipated at age 16. It is amusing that she thinks she can afford to support herself the day […]
Don’t Be Tardy Recap: Destin-ation Unknown
I’m not quite over seeing little Kane’s split open head earlier this week. Click here if you missed that. But I am excited for tonight’s episode of Don’t Be Tardy because we have cute babies and the beach in Destin! Let’s see how long this five hour trip takes them this year. Last year the […]
Don’t Be Tardy Recap: 18 and Out!
Am I the only one who wonders what Kim and Kroys parent think about when Don’t Be Tardy? Shouldn’t they want to see their grandkids? Especially Kroy’s parents. I can sort of understand Kim’s parents not being allowed to visit, but I would think Kroy’s mama would be dying to squeeze those babies. This episode […]
Don’t Be Tardy Season Four Premiere Recap: Dumb and Dumber
It’s time for me to check out the season premiere of Don’t Be Tardy season four! Also known as the season that Kim is not pregnant or breastfeeding! I can’t wait to see how all six of her spawn are doing. I love this show! OMG look how big Kaia is! I haven’t been keeping […]
SPOTTED! Kim Biermann Filming Don’t Be Tardy! She’s Unrecognizable!
One of Tamara Tattles’ Atlanta spies spotted Kim Bierman filming for Don’t Be Tardy on Friday! Check out all the awesome details! Hello Tamara, Long time lurker on your website. Last Friday @ 4:30pm I wandered into Scottsdale Farms in Milton GA, and caught Bravo filming scenes for upcoming season of Don’t be Tardy. I […]
Brielle Biermann Graduates From High School!
Well, we may have all wondered if that was going to happen, but with Kim and Kroy riding her ass, it seems that it has happened! And to celebrate, there was a huge carnival at the Biermann household, replete with a Step and Repeat! Because, #photoaddicts. I await your vitriolic comments where you […]
Brielle Biermann is HOW OLD?
Jesus. How old was this kid when we first started watching Real Housewives of Atlanta? And the girl has been asking for a white jeep since she was 15! Well, she turned 18 this month and she finally got her dream car. Props to Kroy and Kim for buying a reasonably priced car […]
Don’t Be Tardy For the Boob Job!
Kim and Kroy are in Miami to go see Lisa Hochstein’s husband, the boob god. Is that because there is no comparable surgeon in Atlanta? Probably not. More like another Bravo trade-out for publicity that the Biermann’s benefit from. These people know how to work the free comps. Jesus Christ, Kroy is Facetiming with the […]
Don’t Be Tardy Double Recap
Kim gets a ton of Fed Ex deliveries but is dismayed to discover it is all camping stuff for Kroy. Kroy is forcing the family to go on a camping trip. Kim thinks that taking kids camping is not safe. Does she think a dingo might take her baby? But before in camping trip, you […]
Don’t Be Tardy: I Lan A Man
Forgive my while I take this 30 minute fun break from all the drama. I would first like to point out that Kim Biermann doesn’t know what nipples are. In the flashback to previous episodes part of the intro, Kim is tell her friend Jenn that her nipples are really going to get big, like […]
Kim Biermann Catch Up Post: WWHL and Don’t Be Tardy Recap
On WWHL Nene texts Kim to tell her she has the same dress that Kim is wearing on the show. Andy points out that Kim now has two giant watermelons on her chest and comments on her new boobs. Kim says he will have to watch the show. Um, no, no we won’t Einstein. You […]
Don’t Be Tardy For Spring Break !
Before they are even in the car they are setting the scene for Brielle to get into trouble in the Escalade during spring break. Is it mean or does this scene scream reshoot? They are taking an RV and the escalade down to Destin, Florida. All of Brielle’s friends will be there. Kim says they […]
Don’t Be Tardy Recap: Making The Cut
What is Sweetie’s job exactly? Nanny? Chef? Personal assistant? Kim is going to the doctor because she is having cramps. In white pants. I’m just saying. Why does Kroy have dip in his mouth at the doctor’s office? The Dr. says she is fine. Arianna is in love with the pool boy. He has a […]
What Were the Real Housewives Up to Today?
Teresa and Gia are having a beach day.