It’s the final night of the final charter and most everyone is ready for it to be over, except for Brianna it seems. She probably knows that the charter ends her fling with Nico. Kate and Kyle talk about their issues briefly before she sends him off to don a clown suit for the evenings […]
Below Deck: The One Where Jen Loses Her Mind
I am all hyped up after hearing that Fredrik and Derek’s twins are finally here and from that super exciting final performance on The Voice! So I am now wide awake to recap the final charter. We pick up with Bruno making the unfortunate choice to manhandle Jen who is drunk off her ass and […]
Below Deck: You Don’t Mess With The Primary
Matt is upset that Captain Lee told him he needed to stick up his game. Kyle is planning to take out Jen with the goal of getting laid. Jen is too stupid to turn on the juicer. Once again, the guests love Matt’s brunch. I’m with Matt and don’t get what Captain Lee is talking […]
Below Deck: Only Doing It For The Money
I’m hoping for some funny from this show tonight. We’ve had a local shooting that shut down neighboring schools today. There were shootings out west that had me nervous for one of my favorite people on the planet. Our government is incomplete disarray. It’s just hard to find anything fun going on in the world. […]
Below Deck: King Come On I Wanna Lay Ya
I hear that tonight’s Below Deck is jam packed so I better go ahead and get right into it! We start back with dirty feet gate. I am amazed at how quickly I’ve move from Team Nico to Team EJ. Apparently, dickish behavior is genetic. Did Jen shrink Captain Lee’s t-shirts? IJS EJ goes to […]
Below Deck: Hot Mess Express
UPDATED! Kate is getting a LOT of crap on social media about this episode and her nonchalant attitude about Jen’s encounter with the half naked woman who hugged her and told her she could not leave the room. I sort of just thought it was all scripted. I also thought that Kate’s response was fine, […]
Below Deck: Undercover Boss
We start with Kate telling Jen she needs to get her act together and do her overnight tasks. Jen seems confused about how things work. They are halfway through charter and she still has no idea how to do her job without someone holding her hand every step of the way. She goes to bed […]
Below Deck: Blindsided
We pick back up this week with Nico and a very drunk EJ having a pissing contest on the deck. Briana rounds up Baker to let her know things could come to blows. Nico tells EJ to go to bed. Nico says if he is not bosun in the morning, he going to walk. Brianna […]
Below Deck: 100 Feet From Catastrophe
I am excited about this episode because I feel like someone is getting a ticket home. There are so many options. I really can’t deal with EJ. He looks like he is made of plastic and I don’t see any signs that he is any more skilled, or maybe as skilled as Nico. Chris Brown […]
Below Deck: Cool Beans
We start with the love triangle or Brianna, Matt and Nico. Nico feels guilty about his feelings and video chats with his girlfriend. Matt asks Brianna to go on a beach picnic since she agreed to a date the night before. Bri reluctantly agrees but lets us know she really doesn’t think Matt is her […]
Below Deck: Kate Goes To Church
I just noticed that there were many more comments on episode one than the last two. Comments don’t provide a good indication of the number of views but now I am going to go look at the page views to see if y’all are getting bored with this season. I am liking it so far. […]
Below Deck: Jesus Saves
Below Deck: It Ain’t Easy Being Green
Tonight’s episode begins with an announcement that the show filmed in St. Martin which was pretty much wiped off the map by Irma. We have at least one commenter who last we heard was still there. We’re all sending her our thoughts and prayers. When we return to the island lunch we have both of […]
Below Deck: The One Percenters
I am so excited for another season of Below Deck. Right away, Captain Lee lets us know that this green crew is the biggest collection of fucking idiots he has ever seen. We are back on Valor in St. Martin. Kate is of course the first one on the boat so that the lovefest between […]
Below Deck Returns September 5th
On season five of Below Deck, there is no Ben Robinson, no Emily Warburton-Adams, no Kelley Johnson, no Lauren Burchell, no Sierra Storm, and no Trevor Walker. The only familiar faces this season will be Captain Lee’s sexy face, Kate Chastain’s resting bitch face, and Nico Scholly’s baby face. Joining Chief Stew Kate on the interior […]