Andy Cohen literally starts part three with a montage of penis conversations, with an occasional boob and vagina. I need a lot of foreplay before I have to recap anal sex conversations. Andy is providing no lube at all. The first question goes to Tinsley, “So, Tinsley…was it the booze that made you OPEN UP […]
Real Housewives of New York 2017 Finale Part One
It looks like all of the Luann stuff happens in part one based on the reunion show summaries, so I hope we just get this out of the way right of the bat. We start with a text box explaining that the reunion was filmed three weeks before Luann decided to divorce Tom. This is […]
Are The Stylists In NYC On Strike? #RHONY
View this post on Instagram A post shared by Andy Cohen (@bravoandy) These ladies obviously pissed off their stylists this season. What is going on here? No really. Please explain this to me. What is your ranking from least horrendous to most horrendous? Thank you in advance for your time.
Real Housewives of New York: Thank You And Goodnight
This entire episode will probably be all fluff leading up to the big finale. It looks like we are going to start with a Bethenny promo. There is nary a bottle of Skinnygirl in sight, but that doesn’t stop her from promoting her new show with Fredrik. I will be watching. She is basically talking […]
Real Housewives of New York: Make Out, Make Up
We start with Sonja and Ramona screaming at each other. I find them so annoying but the more I think about the possibility of splitting these two bitches up, the less I REALLY want it to happen. I love that Bethenny starts off with, “Wine tasting is for bitchasses, our group goes straight to tequila […]
Real Housewives of New York: Tequila-Thon
It’s the morning after the drunkfest of last week where Luann literally got falling down drunk. And yet, Luann got up with Dorinda for yoga at dawn. At breakfast Carole gets flowers from Adam, and Tinsley gets flowers from Scott. You can tell that Scott sent both arrangements. They are stunning tropical arrangements in giant […]
Real Housewives of New York: Three Tequila …Floor!
It’s time to head to Mexico! Here are my real time exclusive spoilers from the trip. This Mexico trip is so good, we start in Mexico right away. I feel like this episode is going to be epic. Bethenny has the flu and exposed everyone on the plane. Ramona apparently sharted herself on the plane. Ramona […]
Real Housewives of New York: Oil and Vinegar
The RHONY reunion filmed today, and I’ve got a few photos to share later. I’ve been trying to find out how things went but I don’t think it is really a secret. There were a whole lot of bitch fights on this season and you can expect them to continue on the reunion. Sonja is […]
Real Housewives of New York: A Slippery Slope
This week on RHONY we pick up where we left off in Stratton Vermont, another beautiful place that the bitches totally don’t appreciate and instead focus on bitching at each other. Dorinda is opting not to ski since she’s not a very good skier. Bethenny apologizes to Tinsley for being so hard on her about […]
Real Housewives of New York: A Bronx Tale
Before we get started, Ramona made Page Six today for having a major meltdown in the Hamptons. It seems she went off on some PR lady who dared to publicize Mario’s affairs a couple years back. It sounded just like her RHONY behavior. We start out at an Italian place in the Bronx. I covered […]
Real Housewives of New York: Regency Reunion
My inbox is just an endless scrolling of things that need my attention today, I still haven’t made it all the way through them. I meant to look and see if the woman coming on the show tonight was the one I wrote about here a couple of years ago, but I honestly don’t have […]
Real Housewives of New York: A Countess No More
Tonight, Bethenny has a Christmas party. The invitation described the event as “Raw Bar and Bubbly.” Guests were asked to bring a tree ornament (optional) and a wrapped gift for a yankee swap (not optional) the dress request was “all that is glittery and gold.” Ramona Singer was not on the guest list. However, it […]
Real Housewives of New York: Black Out And Get Out
Tonight, we will see now much of what really went down in The Berkshires last December gets shown. With Luann’s wedding looming, she and bridesmaid Dorinda have dinner with Jill and Bobby Zarin at Phillipe. Before we get to that dinner, we all have to survive the Berkshires, and that is a difficult task every […]
New RHONY Trailer Shows What Lies Ahead…
The ratings for RHONY are not exactly glowing this year; however, the last episode showed a huge uptick viewership of about 400,000 views. We are already midpoint in the season and it is not even Christmas yet! Bravo has released a trailer for the second half of the season. We see the ladies go to […]
Real Housewives of New York: Two Weeks Notice
Bethenny Frankel herself admits that she can’t seem to go to The Berkshires without losing her mind. I was appalled at the way she went off on Luann last year. That was just straight up slut shaming because she was in a shitty place. Tonight we are supposed to believe that Bethenny suddenly has Luann’s […]
Real Housewives of New York: Return of the Berzerkshires
Well it is back to the Berkshires and I understand that we will stay in the Berkshires for three episodes. I told you guys a LOT happens on this trip. Click the link for what I heard about the Berkshires filming as it was happening. But before we get there, we start off in NYC. It’s […]
Real Housewives of New York: Bidding on Love
This season the filming pairs are all switched up. For example, Bethenny and Dorinda go furniture shopping and Bethenny announces she has purchased another apartment that is nearly twice the size of the one she has now. She says it feels more like a home. Dorinda is doing some minor renovations on her place now […]
Real Housewives of New York: Wishful Invitation
Tonight I suspect that it’s about Tom tonight. And Dead people. Of the two, I’ll take Tom. But first we need to have Sonja totally lie to Bethenny’s face about her conversation with Ramona on the balcony where she told Ramona she totally understood her side of things. I wonder how much a wedge of […]
Real Housewives of New York: The Politics of Friendship
Tonight we have to get through Ramona’s 60th birthday party and Carole’s election party. So Carole does some last minute campaigning for Hillary, and Ramona does some last minute laser treatments on her face. I’m going to stick the Carole story and skip Ramona’s. Carole Have we met Carole’s mother before? I don’t recall seeing […]
Real Housewives of New York: The Etiquette of Friendship
I just had time to read some of the comments on RHOBH tonight, and I think it was JustJenn who said that RHONY had real women with mental issues for us to watch. I am misquoting that. She might have said quirks. But whatever. The thing that makes this cast work is no one is […]
Real Housewives of New York: A New Low
As the housewives arrive in the Hamptons, Bethenny points out the lovely Indian Summer day. Of course Carole points out that it is actually Global Warming. Even the Global Warming nuts don’t call it that anymore Carole. Once someone pointed out to the apocalyptic scientists that the earth’s climate has gone through stages of heating and […]
#RHONY Blog Roundup! Tinsley Talk
The RHONY are one of the few franchises left that actually write blogs anymore. Apparently, they are the most literate of the franchises. Others are sent questions to answer because apparently they need help organizing their thoughts. Last week’s RHONY episode was the introduction of Tinsley Mortimer. So everyone had something to say about the new […]
Dorinda Has No Interest In Sonja Morgan
I may have time to purple pen a few more RHONY blogs over the weekend, but I’d like to start with Dorinda first. I’ve chosen to start here because there were actually other things that happened and other relationship dynamics this season that did not include Bethenny. Long before Bethenny went in on Sonja […]
Carole Radizwill Comes For Dorinda In Her Bravo Blog
At this point, I can barely remember the time I used to like Carole. I tried to cut her some slack for a long time. Lord knows the bitch is hungry. Who knows how her personality would change if she actually left food in her body long enough to nourish her and her brain. She […]
Jules Says We Are On Planet Bethenny This Week
I am amused by Jules Bravo blog this week. I actually said about this week’s episode, “What planet does Bethenny live on?” I just don’t understand how she justifies being so cruel to Jules who has done nothing but try to ingratiate herself to her all season. Let’s take a look at her thoughts on […]
Bethenny Frankel’s Blog This Week Seems Hypocritical
Bethenny Frankel’s blog about last night’s episode has a very interesting take on what we saw on the show. Let’s get out the purple pen for Bethenny’s Bravo Blog because I have a few things to share. Wow, did I enjoy the comedy in that dance scene. Ramonja does have its highlights. Those blondies were very cute. […]