Despite this being the only the 14th RHOC recap of the season, it is in fact the finale. There were so many disruptions to filming during the pandemic, I suppose they were lucky to get that many.These girls lost a lot of money because of the pandemic. Especially Shannon who make 90Kish and episode. They […]
RHOC Recap: Trouble In Newport Beach
Well we are certainly living in interesting times, Americans. So perhaps it is for the best that RHOC is sofa king boring this year. Oddly, despite how much we seem to dislike it, their ratings are actually pretty decent. Tonight’s RHOC recap will cover Elizabeth’s childhood abuse, Shannon and John’s relationship issues and how Braunwyn’s […]
RHOC Recap: The Unmasking Of Elizabeth Vargas
Yesterday, I was outside in the sun waiting in line for an hour or so before going in the building. I ran some brief errands and ate a Zaxby’s Zalad. It was probably my best day in nine months. Today, I’m anxious, stressed and highly irritable. Minor site issues and feeling behind on work were […]
RHOC Recap: A Submerged Secret
Once again I just woke up when I should be going to bed. So I am behind on recaps. Let’s knock the RHOC recap out really quick and move on to Salt Lake. We start in peaceful Lake Arrowhead. Well, it was peaceful until Elizabeth set off the alarm on her new Ferrari. Ten seconds […]
RHOC Recap: Escaping Orange County
Okay, I am going take your constructive criticism to heart and try to do a better with tonight’s RHOC Recap. I will try to not make it me just saying “I hate all of these people, especially Braunwyn” over and over. But seriously. This season is particularly annoying because of their lack of taking any […]
RHOC Recap: The Lies That Bind
On tonight’s RHOC Recap, the ladies struggle with being in quarantine. After a one month lockdown, they production plans a trip to Lake Arrowhead. I’m already sick of the pandemic stuff. But if Braunwyn decided to stay home with her eleventy billion kids and go to her AA meetings a trip might be nice. Otherwise… […]
RHOC Discussion: The Calm Before The Storm
I’m feeling like a petulant child today. I’m just not doing it. Most of y’all know I live in Atlanta. My morning shows are interrupted every fucking day with VOTING INFORMATION that happens EVERY FUCKING DAY. Our REPUBLICAN leadership comes on EVERY DAMN DAY and says there is no fraud in out voting. We have […]
RHOC Recap: Renewals & Regrets
How is this only episode 8 of this season? How? I feel like I’ve struggles through at least a dozen RHOC Recaps this season. And they are all so repetitive! Tonight, in the aftermath of Braunwyn’s vow renewal we have a drunken Shannon causing all sorts of drama. Let’s just get on with the shit […]
RHOC Recap: The Vow Renewal
I’m not even sure want to do a RHOC recap tonight. And it is not just because I’ve been up for 40 something hours straight. I don’t give a flying fuck about Braunwyn’s vow renewal. I was talking to source today and they said that Bravo is SO OVER this season just like we are. […]
RHOC Recap: An Unexpected Guest
This is literally the worst show on all of television and yet, it generates the most conversation in the RHOC Recap comments about how much we hate it. Funny how that works. So, yay! Who is ready to watch Braunwyn white knuckle her way through sobriety for another hour? I’m already exhausted. I picked a […]
RHOC Recap: The Aftershock
It’s time for a RHOC Recap Um YAY! This season’s ratings are bad! I’m sure Vicki and Tamra are loving it. It seems Braunwyn’s sobriety is not a compelling storyline. Not to mention the other girls are trying to ice her out. The franchise needs someone to fill the Tamra and Vicki void and they […]
RHOC Recap: The Splash Heard Round The OC
Okay moving on to the RHOC Recap. Let’s knock this out. Wednesday night is ridiculously busy. And I should probably be doing more to prepare for tornadoes tomorrow morning. Le sigh. Am I the only one who is just not into this season? Let’s face it Archie is the star of this show. Shannon’s boyfriend […]
RHOC Recap: Tequila Truth Serum
There is way too much to recap on Wednesday nights. So I just got all set up to do a Potomac recap and then realized it was a RHOC recap I needed to do. Ugh. Let’s hope this is a good episode. It looks like there will be a lot of Braunwyn. I have her […]
RHOC Recap: An Unexpected Secret
Wednesday night is so jam packed with good shows it is ridiculous for Bravo to expect me to do a RHOC recap in any sort of a timely way. The Amazing Race episode I just recapped was one of the best shows I have seen since quarantine. I am not going to miss it for […]
RHOC Recap: Reunion Part 2
It’s time for another RHOC recap. I feel like Bravo is trying to “burn-off” these reunion episodes during Christmas week when no one is watching. Word on Mama Joyce’s streets is that there is going to be a major cast shakeup as one last attempt to save this show. THEY NEED TO GET RID OF […]
RHOC Recap: Reunion Part 1 Vicki Is Not Friend Material!
My lazy holiday recapping (/giggles) continues tonight with the RHOC recap of part one of the THREE PART REUNION. I’m already exhausted. My first question is why Shannon is wearing Spanx at the reunion now that she has a great body? Just be a normal sized person! What surgery has Vicki had where she feels […]
RHOC Recap: Whooping It Up For Wedding Bells!
Okay, let’s get this RHOC Recap done. It’s the finale and today is the first part of the reunion. I’ll get to that on Friday because TONIGHT IS THE SURVIVOR FINALE and that is pretty much all I am focused on at the moment. In other news, I am PISSED about The Voice winner. I […]
RHOC Recap: Some Fences Are Meant To Be Broken
On tonight’s RHOC Recap, the ladies have one last day to whoop it up in Key West before heading back home to their realities. But first, production has set up a trip to The Hemingway Home and only Emily, Kelly and Braunwyn are going. I would LOVE to go to The Hemingway Home, especially if […]
RHOC Recap: Has There Every Been A Trip Where Vicki Is Not In An Ambulance?
This isn’t really going to be a RHOC Recap. I don’t know what is wrong with me but I have plunged into a major depression and just want to go to bed for like ten days straight. I am watching the show now and just want to throw out some comments. RHONJ and RHOD will […]
RHOC Recap: Florida Fun & Fury!
I thought it was a double recap night, but am thrilled that it is only a RHOC recap for tonight! I’ve been quasi productive today and ready to knock this out and then be lazy for the rest of the night. As a former teacher, I sometimes feel like I need the week off for […]
RHOC Recap: Viral Videos and Vendettas
I am all in for this week’s RHOC Recap! However, my brain is full. I have been handling a lot technical updates to the site for the past couple weeks. And the last 48 hours have been THE WORST. I’ve taken five years of French and can sort of kind of read it. Barely speak […]
RHOC Discussion Thread The Orange Doesn’t Fall Far From The Tree
Sorry guys. I am phoning it in tonight. I am spending some time with THE CRAZY. It’s all good. I just don’t have it in me to show up for work today. I hope you all enjoy the show and leave lots of comments anyway. I just need to keep my stupid ankle elevated. Argh. […]
RHOC Recap: Best Frenemies Forever
It’s time to check back in with those fools in Orange County but before we begin tonight’s RHOC Recap, I have some real time RHOC news of sorts. Today I was sent nude photos of David Beador and his latest conquest. Apparently, they are vacationing in Rome. Perhaps they lost their luggage and the one […]
RHOC Recap: Spilling Tea And Throwing Shade!
Last week I said I might actually do a RHOC recap this episode rather than put up a discussion post. To be honest, the discussion posts generally perform about as well as recap with less work. So I was going to be lazy and tap out tonight. Banjo is unhappy with me because we are […]
RHOC Recap: Fashion Show Faux Pax
This is the best I can do for a RHOC Recap tonight. But I’ll get caught up and comment with you later. Braunwyn’s daughter Rowan makes her debut at OC Fashion Week with her clothing line Dark Rabbit. Really pushing products on your first season? Le sigh. I don’t want to see the kids fashion show. […]
RHOC Recap: Big Os & Broken Toes
I finally think it is safe to get back in the water. I may live to regret this but I am back to doing RHOC Recaps. At least for now. I’ve missed a few and taped them during a marathon today but am not quite caught up. Apparently, they are all fighting. I think I […]