After a season that just sort of flew by, it is already time for the reunion. Wes tells us that he went straight back to work on a yacht in South Africa and after a few weeks Bugs showed up to be chief stew. Bobby has worked on the west coast for a bit with […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Finale: The Truth Comes Out
We start where we left off on the last night of charter with Adam showing Wes the texts that Malia was sending him fifteen minutes after their makeout session on the bridge during their night watch shift change. Wes has been posting on his Instagram photos that I think are of him and Malia in […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Stew The Right Thing
We begin this episode in Split at Fabrique where Hannah and Adam have left the bar to return to the boat to call it a night. Malia is irritated that those two former mortal enemies may literally be in bed together now. Bugsy tells Malia to just go make out with Wes. Everyone is wasted […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Swing Shift
We left off last week during a physical confrontation between Wes and Adam while the crew was on shore leave in Croatia. Adam gave Wes a brutal wedgie, then Adam was being a dick to Wes taking photos. Wes knocked Adam’s camera out of his hands and Adam gave Wes a nice hard shove to the […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: The Dubrovnik Wedgie
We begin tonight’s episode with Wes choosing Malia to be lead deckhand. I really don’t see the point of this other than to give the deck crew the fresh storyline of “Malia is head deck hand because Wes has a crush on her.” But I suppose it is a better storyline than adding onions to […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Kissing Up
Maybe it is my weird mood today, but it feels like this season has been on forever. I like it and am loving Croatia. I think the crazy is stirring a bit today because it is so hot I don’t want to eat anything. And when I don’t eat the crazy blossoms. Anyway, we are […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: iCloudy With A Chance of Secrets
Sorry for the delay on this recap tonight. Lots of court and real estate news to report on today and it was quite time-consuming. I am so ready for this episode because Hannah, Adam and Malia are all hiding big secrets that are about to come out! Last episode’s ending was a bombshell! Also, Max’s […]
Below Deck: Flirting With Disaster
I feel like I missed something important, but I went back and read the recap from last week, and I guess I didn’t miss anything. Adam felt uncomfortable at restaurant with the gang because the primary complained about him to Captain Sandy. So he left and Wes was happy he was gone…until Malia went running […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Mo’ Onions, Mo’ Problems
First of all everyone get your selfie game going. We have a few hundred thousand guests tonight due to this exclusive. If I had known I would have tried to clean up the joint. Oh, who am I kidding. As Popeye says, I yam what I yam. If you like it, stick around. If you […]
Below Deck: Don’t Cry Over Cut Onions
When an episode begins at 1:40 am you know something is about to go down. We begin with Adam creepily cornering a drunk Malia for a kiss. After there little makeout session, Malia goes down to crew quarters with lipstick smeared all over her face. Everyone goes a bit nuts because she looks like the […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Double Trouble
When we last left off, the crew was amid a major malfunction. Somehow, the anchors allow to get all twisted up into a gigantic knot. It was starting to look like cutting the anchors was the only way to go, and that would essentially end the season. But after nine hours, Wes managed to get […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: All Chained Up And No Place To Go
When last we left the naked guests in Croatia, they were oblivious to the fact that the winds were picking up and the stern tie was no longer keeping the boat tethered. If the crew doesn’t do something fast, the prettiest boat ever on Below Deck will crash into the rocky cliffs. So Captain Sandy […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Chefs, Lies and Facetime
It’s time to head back to Croatia. If there was ever a day I needed a nice relaxing show about rich people on yachts in a beautiful country with beautiful scenery, it is tonight. Instead, we have Below Deck Mediterranean, where last week Hannah put the moves on Malia to piss of Bobby. She got […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Three’s Company
I just noticed that the recap for last week’s premiere episode only had eighteen comments. I don’t know how many views it got, and the comments are not really indicative of that, but it makes me wonder if y’all are really watching this show. I hope you are. I love all the shows set overseas […]
WWHL With Hannah Ferrier and Bobby Giancola
I don’t usually watch shows before I recap them but this was running in the background last night and I caught some of this. Let’s just say these two can’t stand each other. I am unable to pick a side. I think they are both kind of twatwaffley. Captain Lee tweeted that Bobby was already […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Who’s The Boss?
I am so excited for this show! I love Croatia and am dying to see as much of it as we possibly can. I am not so thrilled that Bobby and Hannah are back, but I love Captain Sandy already and tonight is going to be all about Captain Sandy putting Hannah in her place. […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Αντίο Greece!
I really liked this season and hope we get another one. I do think all the exterior crew needs to be recast. I would keep all the stews. We are back with Bobby going off on everyone because they won’t let him bring his one night stand back on the boat. You know it […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Exodus of the Assholes
Are you wondering why this is the third episode with the charter guests from hell? I can tell you. Ratings. Sadly, people behaving like douche bags draw a big audience. I’ve had more people Googling about these guests than any other episode. I suppose the country is in such a bad place that people are […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: They Hate Us Cuz They Ain’t Us!
This show is doing fairly well in the ratings and I am hopeful there is a season two. I’d like to see all of the deck crew recast and all of the interior stay. It was a pleasant change to see the interior crew learn to be supportive of each other for a change. That […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Charter From Hell
It’s time to figure out what the hell is wrong with Danny. He’s tweeting so we know he didn’t die. It occurs to me that Captain Mark can’t really fire people as easily as Captain Lee because of all the issues with working visas in Europe. It would be very difficult to replace a member […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Fever Pitch
It’s time for another much needed float around the Greek Islands. I am so much happier to recap this than the nonsense of last night. We begin with Danny once again not listing to Bryan, who advised him to stay out of the lovers quarrel between Hannah and Ben. He just can’t help but […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Charter King
Here is what I don’t understand. Y’all don’t seem to be that into this show. The ratings are just mediocre. But Bravo is running it twice in a row! I suppose it is because the Tour Group ratings were so very low. Which sucks because loved that show. I guess they had to put something […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Whose Got Game?
The show is almost over and I was going to put it off because I can’t seem to keep my eyes open but I was on Twitter and they were talking about Italy so I thought I would give it a go. When last we saw the cast we saw one of the most scripted […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Entrée Boo Boo
It’s time to head out to the Mediterranean and play, “Is this the episode Danny gets fired?” once again. We are off to a positive outlook for a firing as we begin with a drunk Danny telling Bryan that he thinks that his “actions have been underappreciated and he wants to correct that.” Danny is […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: My Big Fat Greek Threesome
We are back to see if this is the episode that Danny gets the boot on Below Deck Mediterranean. When last we left this horny crew, Ben had given a willing Hannah the brush off, basically because he thinks Tiffany will be less drama and less of a work disruption. It’s not like he has […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Lovesick Danny
For reasons known only to Bravo this show is an extra 15 minutes and Tour Group will air at 11:45. I hate you all for not watching Tour Group by the way, it’s the best show on Bravo by far. But no time to chastise as I am running behind after having one of those […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Model Deckhands
This week on Below Deck Med we have a bunch of models shooting a commercial for The Tilted Kilt, a sort of racier TGI Friday’s kind of place, perhaps more akin to Hooters without the delicious wings. The Tilted Kilt has been on several reality shows as a corporation, I remember Undercover Boss and I […]
Below Deck Mediterranean : Game Time!
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Below Deck Mediterranean Premiere Recap: It’s All Greek To Me!
Finally a show to be excited about on Bravo! I love a first season before they all get jaded and the producers do more and more scripting. Let’s jump right in and get this party started in the Greek Isles! The boat is called the “Ionian Princess” at least for the purposes of the show, […]