Ryan This week, Ryan is trying to sell the two townhouses he listed last week on the same street. The less expensive of the two properties has a seller who barely speaks and is probably the most laid back person on the planet. Ryan brings him a low offer and he just say, “Okay, let’s […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Frankel-y Speaking
Fredrik It’s a RHONY cross-over tonight with Bethenny Frankel checking out one of Fredrik’s listings on her street in solo. Bethenny seems to really like the apartment. She would make one of the six bedrooms a walk in closet. Because, SIX BEDROOMS? Just as Bethenny is randomly asking if the architect is gay or straight, […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: The Kids Aren’t Alright
Fredrik Fredrik is going after a listing in Soho this week that is two of the last cast iron buildings. That sounds like a lot safer place for me to live than on top of the Four Seasons. Maybe I should change my go fund me to this place. It’s just sixteen and a half […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Good As Gold
I am SOFA KING excited about this premiere tonight. I thought I would be really sad with Luis gone, but I have him on Instagram and love seeing him on an adventure in Paris. I think all three guys went to see him when Fredrik was there on his birthday trip. Oh and happiness break! I […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Finale: The Journeys Continue
The Million Dollar Listing New York Finale is apparently going to be a sad one. I was planning on recapping it this weeken but I am functioning about 20% right now and just haven’t had the time to watch it. I wasn’t really worried about being spoiled because really, what can someone say to spoil […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: No Sleep Til Brooklyn Sells
Technical Update: Moments before writing this post, I tried yet another fix to the issues my mobile users are having. Please let me know if you can test it and it works. I plan to move to a new hosting site as soon as possible /Heavy Sigh Here is a recap of tonight’s Million Dollar […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: Bleecker and Bleaker
I seem to have missed an episode of MDLNY. I have only seen one, so either I wasn’t paying attention or this is the third episode. Luis Luis has once again decided to trust Ryan to co-list with him on a $16 million dollar property owned by a developer he wants to do more […]
Million Dollar Listing New York
Sorry I have been terrible at recapping this. For some reason I have decided not to do much on Wednesdays. I am just now getting caught up on the show. Fredrik I loved the episodes of Fredrik in Sweden. I was sad that his friend Ana was not willing to be his surrogate. That said, […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: Unfinished Business
Luis Our boy Luis finally has the appointment of his dreams with a developer and his alarm does not go off. He is late. Somehow he makes it on time. All of Luis’s scenes make me anxious. The developer has one townhouse left to sell and Luis wants to do it. He is a huge […]
Millionaire Dollar Listing NY Double Recap
Fredrik Fredrik’s Time Warner property is not getting any traction at $35 million. When he talks to the owner she wants to raise the price to $42. Fredrik wants to lower the price. The owner is a nut job. The owner sent a letter to the office firing Fredrik in a not very nice way. […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: The First Two Episodes
I am two episodes behind on this so I thought I would get on the new season. I’m not going to do an extensive recap on these two shows. I’ll just make a few comments. It looks like Fredrik and Ryan are going to be jackholes to Luis AGAIN this season. This season, Ryan is […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Reunion Recap
Andy wastes no time in greeting the guys for the reunion and gets right into the questions. Most embarrassing moments for the guys? Fredrik says the time he dumped a drink on Luis’s head. He starts to explain how terrible he feels when he sees that. He mentions he is twice Luis’s size and […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: Season Finale
The stars have finally aligned for me to recap the finale of Million Dollar Listing New York. I hope you are all still interested. Let’s see how the boys end Season 3. I am looking forward to the reunion where Andy says everyone, including Andy sheds a few tears. Luis Luis gets a call from […]
Million Dollar New York Listing New York Recap: From Pocket Squares to Pocket Listings
Fredrik Fredrik is not getting any bites on his Park Slope listing. He meets with his team to drum up interest among his Manhattan buyers to try to show them how much more space they can buy in Brooklyn. Um, I’m pretty sure they know that, Fredrik. I know that. Nevertheless, he holds a brokers […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: I Dream of Jeanne Recap
Time to check in with the NYC boys. But first, Andy talked about the filming of the reunion show for Million Dollar Listing New York and said that EVERYONE cried including Andy and that it was a good show. Luis Luis is still in Puerto Rico trying to help one of his best clients close […]
Million Dollar Listing New York: Ryan Has Two Daddies
Luis Luis has gone to Puerto Rico where he is from to help a client looking for beach property. Since he is not licensed in Puerto Rico, he will not be paid. But he will get to visit his Mama! Puerto Rico looks gorgeous! Luis takes his clients to the St. Regis resort. The clients […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: East Coast v. West Coast
I am TWO episodes behind on this show. I am going to try to knock one out now and the other in the morning. Sorry for the delay. Lots of real life distractions this week. Fredrik Fredrik has a new listing with Ari for $9.9 million. It’s beautiful except for the kitchens and the bathrooms. […]
Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: Bidding War Bitches!
Ryan Ryan still has his haunted listing full of meat cleavers and doll heads. Now that all sorts of spiritual cleansing have occurred he has lots of clients to show the place. I’m still not sure I buy this entire storyline, but it’s kind of funny regardless. The house is listed at $3,995,000 and he […]