I have received dribs and drabs of Below Deck spoilers over the last couple of week. In two weeks, filming begins and it looks like season seven will be set in Thailand. Below Deck was very successful in Tahiti and Bravo made a lot more money than they made in the Caribbean so it appears […]
Below Deck: 50 Shades Of Ben
By The Lady Cocotte It’s been a rocky charter season on Below Deck and the Valor crew is more than ready to say goodbye to their cramped quarters. Chief stew Kate spent a distracted season trying to keep her demanding relationship alive over often non-existent internet lines. Last week she finally brought her resting bitch […]
Below Deck: Waking The Resting Bitch Face
By The Lady Cocotte After a season of Distracted Kate, Lesbian Kate, Matchmaker Kate, tonight’s Below Deck finally brings us the Kate we love to hate: Resting Bitch Face is back. I, for one, couldn’t be happier. It’s the final charter. Kate thinks her crew has senioritis but she’s not willing to lower her expectations. Their guests, a group […]
Below Deck: Bemily
This a been a very odd season of Below Deck. How the hell do you go from being restricted to quarters one week, to being promoted the next? Enough with this stupid “senior deckhand” crap. Kelley is the only exterior person who did not participate in the spring break party in the master quarters […]
Below Deck: Bosun Blues
Okay, I think we only have two Charters left. How does Kelley end up pissing off Captain Lee this week when he is the only exterior crew that wasn’t part of the drunk debacle last week. How is this possible? Is it tricky editing? I did want to mention some sad news. Nico’s brother […]
Below Deck: Bombed By A Care Bear
It feels weird going back to recapping TV shows, today. I think we are all still in shock over the events of the last 24 hours. Shout out to all the people who went back to work tired and perhaps hungover and got things done. Let’s check on the Below Deck crew and […]
Below Deck: The Sea Was Angry
Okay, Let’s do this. I know that you guys are saying that Ben and Emily are still together in real life, but I just have such a hard time believing this. I think Ben will break her heart. I have no memory of whatever happened that Katie feels she needs and apology for. Hang on […]
Below Deck: One Less Fish In The Sea
I’m particularly retarded tonight. As in I am slow, lagging behind mentally, and just a mess, so this recap will likely be retarded as well, as in delayed. If you are offended by this please stop by the commenting rules on your way out. Thanks. It’s time to play pass the Emily again. I do […]
Below Deck: Decent Proposal
Okay y’all. I’ve got my big girl panties back on and I’m ready to blog Below Deck. Thanks for all the nice shit y’all said. I’m not very good at receiving that, but I tried to take it all in. I’m quite comfortable being blunt and honest. So I should say that I’m not […]
Below Deck: Feeling No Pain
We’re back and it’s the first day for the new guy and he appears to have dislocated his shoulder climb up on the critter free pool. Lauren crawls out to him and pops it right back in and it’s like it never happened. Apparently this happens to him a lot. Which is weird. On […]
Below Deck: The Freak Comes Out At Night
Okay Below Deck, I saved you for a palate cleanser after doing my patriotic duty of watching the Vice Presidential Debates. Please don’t let me down. I need a nice fun easy show to recap, I am weary, mentally and physically today. Let’s just have some fun, shall we? Hopefully we can send cry baby […]
Below Deck: Sierra Needs A Trigger Warning
It was another dramatic evening around here last night. And for some reason, Below Deck did not tape at 10 and the 12:30 showing seems to have only picked up about 47 minutes of the show. This is kind of infuriating because I am hoping once again that the end will be Trevor receiving his […]
Below Deck: Just the Word Clambake Suggests Nothing Good Will Come of It
Don’t let that cute face fool ya. That’s not his happy fact that he gives Kate. That is Captain Lee watching Trevor shopping for trucks online while the rest of the outside crew are working. It’s the look a lion has before eating a wonky-eyed baby zebra for lunch. It’s not if, but when. And […]
Below Deck: Trevor’s Limp Dick…Motions
It’s time for another episode of Below Deck. Last week y’all comments about Trevor, Senor Deckhand, were so disgustingly descriptive, I stopped reading them very early on. Hopefully, I’ll be able to read and comment some this week, although the site is super busy! Let’s see if Trevor makes it through the episode, shall […]
Below Deck Season Premiere: No One Said It Would Be Easy
It’s time for the premiere of Season 4 where we can all watch for Kate drinking wine out of coffee cups and fondly remember everyone’s favorite stew, Rocky! #JeSuisRocky! First of all the boat is AMAZING. By far the best boat we have ever gotten looks like the show has earned a major budget increase. Which […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Αντίο Greece!
I really liked this season and hope we get another one. I do think all the exterior crew needs to be recast. I would keep all the stews. We are back with Bobby going off on everyone because they won’t let him bring his one night stand back on the boat. You know it […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Exodus of the Assholes
Are you wondering why this is the third episode with the charter guests from hell? I can tell you. Ratings. Sadly, people behaving like douche bags draw a big audience. I’ve had more people Googling about these guests than any other episode. I suppose the country is in such a bad place that people are […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: They Hate Us Cuz They Ain’t Us!
This show is doing fairly well in the ratings and I am hopeful there is a season two. I’d like to see all of the deck crew recast and all of the interior stay. It was a pleasant change to see the interior crew learn to be supportive of each other for a change. That […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Charter From Hell
It’s time to figure out what the hell is wrong with Danny. He’s tweeting so we know he didn’t die. It occurs to me that Captain Mark can’t really fire people as easily as Captain Lee because of all the issues with working visas in Europe. It would be very difficult to replace a member […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Fever Pitch
It’s time for another much needed float around the Greek Islands. I am so much happier to recap this than the nonsense of last night. We begin with Danny once again not listing to Bryan, who advised him to stay out of the lovers quarrel between Hannah and Ben. He just can’t help but […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Charter King
Here is what I don’t understand. Y’all don’t seem to be that into this show. The ratings are just mediocre. But Bravo is running it twice in a row! I suppose it is because the Tour Group ratings were so very low. Which sucks because loved that show. I guess they had to put something […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Whose Got Game?
The show is almost over and I was going to put it off because I can’t seem to keep my eyes open but I was on Twitter and they were talking about Italy so I thought I would give it a go. When last we saw the cast we saw one of the most scripted […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Entrée Boo Boo
It’s time to head out to the Mediterranean and play, “Is this the episode Danny gets fired?” once again. We are off to a positive outlook for a firing as we begin with a drunk Danny telling Bryan that he thinks that his “actions have been underappreciated and he wants to correct that.” Danny is […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: My Big Fat Greek Threesome
We are back to see if this is the episode that Danny gets the boot on Below Deck Mediterranean. When last we left this horny crew, Ben had given a willing Hannah the brush off, basically because he thinks Tiffany will be less drama and less of a work disruption. It’s not like he has […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Lovesick Danny
For reasons known only to Bravo this show is an extra 15 minutes and Tour Group will air at 11:45. I hate you all for not watching Tour Group by the way, it’s the best show on Bravo by far. But no time to chastise as I am running behind after having one of those […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Model Deckhands
This week on Below Deck Med we have a bunch of models shooting a commercial for The Tilted Kilt, a sort of racier TGI Friday’s kind of place, perhaps more akin to Hooters without the delicious wings. The Tilted Kilt has been on several reality shows as a corporation, I remember Undercover Boss and I […]
Below Deck Mediterranean : Game Time!
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WWHL With Lisa Rinna and Ben Robinson
Rinna has buckled to the pressure and changed her hair. I have always loved her hair. She admits it was partially because everyone on social media kept talking about how her hair never changes. I’ve kept pretty much the same hairstyle for the last 20 years too. I don’t see the problem. I do […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Premiere Recap: It’s All Greek To Me!
Finally a show to be excited about on Bravo! I love a first season before they all get jaded and the producers do more and more scripting. Let’s jump right in and get this party started in the Greek Isles! The boat is called the “Ionian Princess” at least for the purposes of the show, […]
Below Deck Reunion on WWHL
I did some yard work late this afternoon, came inside and literally was knocked out cold before I knew it. I woke up when the TV changed the channel to tape WWHL so I am going to just touch on the highlights as I am still asleep. Warning: this blog was typed in my sleep. […]
Below Deck “Crew Tells All”
So it’s a crew tells all episode. Which is hilarious because hasn’t the crew already said too much? Kelly crying montage. Sigh. Kelly and Eddie Bromance montage. Ugh. A montage of the boat breaking, ceilings falling in. No wonder they changed the boat name after this show. Bathroom jokes. We are having a very odd […]
Below Deck Renewed for Third Season
NEW YORK – October 22, 2014 – Fueled by ratings success, Bravo Media has renewed “Below Deck” for a third season as last night’s finale earned the highest-rated episode of the season among all key demos. With over 1.4 million total viewers and 710,000 P18-49, the episode was up 26 percent and 23 percent, respectively, […]
Below Deck Finale: Bon Voyage, Bitches
Here’s hoping this is the last episode of the last season of Below Deck. It’s the last charter and all the crew are at each other’s throats. But never fear, I am sure they will all band together to hate the charter guests the moment they arrive. As I mentioned before, the casting department had […]