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Below Deck Recap: It’s Reunion Time!

February 22, 2021 by tamaratattles 54 Comments

Below Deck Recap

Well boys and squirrels, it’s time for the Below Deck Recap. It’s the reunion and I am already pissed before even watching it. I’ve heard that Elizabeth is going to talk shit about Captain Lee. If true, this could make her more hated than pretty much anyone on the planet that is not orange. You […]

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Below Deck Recap: Premature Evacuation

February 16, 2021 by tamaratattles 64 Comments

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This probably will be a very short Below Deck recap. Elizabeth getting fired is well overdue. She is begging for her job. She really doesn’t understand why she was fired. But really, this season is pretty much over due to Covid. Elizabeth has to pack her knives and go. Oops wrong show. I really need […]

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Below Deck Recap: Don’t Cry For Me Antigua

February 8, 2021 by tamaratattles 60 Comments

Below Deck Recap

The big question I have going into this Below Deck recap is are the finally going to fire Elizabeth? The episode summary for this episode literally says, “Elizabeth spends the charter focusing on James instead of her job.” You know, just like every other episode. There is also a mention of Ashling’s “little white lie” […]

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Below Deck Recap: Hide The Salami

February 1, 2021 by tamaratattles 57 Comments

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Tonight’s Below Deck recap is going to be wacky and sad as Jackie and David Siegel appear as the primaries. Click here to find out what happened when they were on Below Deck Med. Jackie refers to herself as The Queen of Versailles because she has been building a sort of replica in Florida for […]

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Below Deck Recap: James’ Big Cannoli

January 26, 2021 by tamaratattles 41 Comments

Below Deck Recap

I’m not sure if my DVR didn’t record episode 12, last week or if I somehow deleted it. I may have deleted it on purpose because Captain Lee is going to talk about the loss of his son.  And that will be difficult. I’m watching the episode now on demand. Which means I have to […]

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Below Deck Recap: Blood In The Water

January 11, 2021 by tamaratattles 32 Comments

Below Deck Med Recap

Tonight, we return to a boat where Captain Lee is madder than a wet hen. We’ve literally never seen him this angry. In this Below Deck recap, I presume someone is going to have to go in and extradite Drunk Dolores from the sea where she apparently wants to feed peas to the fish and […]

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Below Deck Recap: Steamy Vibes

January 4, 2021 by tamaratattles 32 Comments

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Tonight’s Below Deck recap will be quite drama-filled from the sound of things. Elizabeth continues to be useless and both Ashling and Francesca are at their wits end. It seems Elizabeth is more concerned about her boatmance with James than actually doing her job. Then, the captain loses it over dangerous behavior by the charter […]

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Below Deck Recap: The Devil You Know

December 28, 2020 by tamaratattles 36 Comments

Below Deck Recap

It’s a slow time for Bravo exclusive news as everyone seems to have disappeared for the winter break. But, amazingly, we still have recaps to do this week! Tonight we have a Below Deck recap of a new episode! I’m not sure how many episodes we have left. We seem to be getting into the […]

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Below Deck Recap: No Way Rosé

December 21, 2020 by tamaratattles 30 Comments

Below Deck Recap

Oh hey! I was up all night drinking wine and arguing about politics on Twitter and just woke up for the day as Below Deck is ending. Ooops. I missed the Saturn and Venus thing, seeing what superpowers everyone got, and Below Deck. I’m trying to stop stressing about my sleep schedule and just rolling […]

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Below Deck Recap: Runaway Chef

December 14, 2020 by tamaratattles 64 Comments

Below Deck Med Recap

I am so ready for this Below Deck recap tonight. I slept in super late today and woke up to a financial mess that needed to be sorted out. So,I just got that straighten out and now I need to WOO SAH and get on this boat with Captain Lee and sail away from all […]

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Below Deck Guest Apologizes For The Sushi Incident

December 7, 2020 by tamaratattles 13 Comments

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One of the twenty somethings on the Below Deck Max and Dax’s excellent adventure episode issued a public apology on Twitter today. Yahoo Sports reported: UNLV starting quarterback Max Gilliam issued an apology Monday for eating sushi off of a nude model while appearing on the reality television show “Below Deck.” Yes, you read that […]

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Below Deck Recap: Just Another Day In Paradise

December 7, 2020 by tamaratattles 40 Comments

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Tonight’s Below Deck recap will probably end with Shane getting a ticket home from Captain Lee. And I think that is about three episodes too late. In the meantime, Banjo’s favorite show, The Voice is on and I am voting my cold black heart out for Jim Ranger! But John Holiday is also amazing! Dayum, […]

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Below Deck Recap: Champange Wishes And Caviar Dreams

December 1, 2020 by tamaratattles 68 Comments

Below Deck Recap

Y’all  I’m not doing so great. I’m not feeling well. I am not eating enough, drinking too much. Drunk dialing people (apologies again). I’m just starting to let the cheese slide off my sandwich. I’m a homebody. This should not be so hard for me, but it is. I drink too much. I cry too […]

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Below Deck Recap: Do Not Disturb

November 23, 2020 by tamaratattles 24 Comments

Below Deck Recap

Y’all. Today was the day I fell down the rabbit hole. I’ve been trying not to do it too early. But, today it happened. I got hooked on Lifetime Christmas movies. I’m currently watching one while drinking Prosecco out of a wine glass that someone sent me that says, “I’m sorry you’re old.” I am […]

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Below Deck Recap: Max And Dax’s Excellent Adventure

November 16, 2020 by tamaratattles 25 Comments

Below Deck Recap

I can never remember what I recap on what day. So I was happy to discover that tonight it is a Below Deck recap. I believe we get a new stew tonight and Izzy moves to the deck. Also, we finally get rid of the assholes and the crew gets their first shore leave together. […]

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Below Deck Recap: There’s No Crying In Yachting

November 9, 2020 by tamaratattles 38 Comments

Below Deck Recap

You guys! I have gone from feeling badly about getting up at 2 or 3 pm to having a problem waking up in time to recap shows during prime time. It’s not healthy to sleep through all the daylight. I just can’t seem to straighten out my sleep schedule! ARGH. At least tonight is Below […]

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Below Deck Recap: There’s No Place Like Home

November 2, 2020 by tamaratattles 21 Comments

Below Deck Med Recap

I know that the last season of Below Deck was just awful, but I have never been more excited for Captain Lee to come back on my TV screen. We all need Captain Lee during these difficult times. I am physically exhausted today but I am so ready to get this Below Deck recap started! […]

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Below Deck Med Recap: Can We Get A Muzzle For Sandy?

October 26, 2020 by tamaratattles 30 Comments

Below Deck Med Recap

Alright here we go with what I pray is the last episode of  this shit show. I pray that there is no part three of this. This is hopefully my last Below Deck Med recap of the season. We all know that Sandy and Malia are both back for the next season in Croatia. Is […]

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Below Deck Med Recap: Reunion Part 1

October 19, 2020 by tamaratattles 67 Comments

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Welp, it’s the most wonderful time of the year. Le sigh. Time for a Below Deck Med recap. And it’s the reunion which means lots of transcribing. At least I will have a new episode of The Weakest Link to watch when I get through this. So there is that. I’m already irritated by the […]

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Below Deck Med Recap: A Mighty Wind

October 12, 2020 by tamaratattles 32 Comments

Below Deck Med Recap

Please tell me this is the final Below Deck Med recap before the reunion! It’s been the longest season in the world.. I do have some good news. I ran across some Bravo ratings on Twitter recently and the WWHL episode with Captain Lee and Kiko was a ratings Bonanza! Like four times the normal […]

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WWHL Recap With Captain Lee & Kiko!

October 6, 2020 by tamaratattles 22 Comments

WWHL Recap

I don’t think I have ever been so excited for a WWHL Recap ever! It’s two of my favorite people! Captain Lee and Kiko! Kiko is Skyping in from his around the world cruise gig! They are currently in Martinique, miles and miles and miles away from Sandy. Kiko is having the best Covid quarantine […]

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Below Deck Med Recap: Bali Is In Your Court

October 6, 2020 by tamaratattles 31 Comments

Below Deck Med Recap

I was all set up to do this Below Deck Med recap in a more timely fashion but my security features (now reconfigured) were happening INSIDE THE ADMIN FORUM and that was just no bueno. So now I am already to go but the first four minutes of this episode didn’t tape for some reason. […]

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Below Deck Med Recap: Something’s Fishy

September 21, 2020 by tamaratattles 49 Comments

Below Deck Med Recap

It feels like I have writing Below Deck Med recaps for all of quarantine. It feels like the longest season ever. And it’s time to watch this hot mess of a season for you so you don’t have to. You’re welcome. I’m starving so this might be late. We start with Tom making Aesha cry […]

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Below Deck Med Recap: Cool As A Cucumber

September 14, 2020 by tamaratattles 98 Comments

Below Deck Med Recap

Is it me or is this season NEVER GOING TO FUCKING END? At any rate, here we go with another Below Deck Med recap where I save most of you from actually having to watch this. But before we go forward, has anyone gotten tested for COVID lately? Is it still a swab that basically […]

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Below Deck Med Recap: Whole New Ballgame

August 31, 2020 by tamaratattles 35 Comments

Tonight I have two recaps to do, this Below Deck Med recap and a 90 Day Fiance Recap. How different the two are. I feel like Below Deck Med will never end and really want to be put out of my misery. And tonight is the last episode of 90 Day Fiance The Other way […]

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Below Deck Med Recap: Welcome Back

August 24, 2020 by tamaratattles 43 Comments

ARGH! This is episode 13 of the season. It looks like there are still at least five more Below Deck Med recaps at least in this shit season. Also, this season has the highest rating of them all. So, I guess they are tuning in to see Tom, the world’s greatest yacht chef have a […]

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Below Deck Med Recap: There’s No Place Like Home

August 17, 2020 by tamaratattles 180 Comments

Below Deck Med Recap

I’m trying to work up a full head of steam to hate watch this crapola for you. Nanette, who has been pulling photos for me claims this episode will be EPIC. Oddly, I am eating “sort of not really nachos” during this Below Deck Med recap. It was not planned. lol. And it’s fucking vegetarian […]

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Below Deck Med Recap: Cabin Fever

August 10, 2020 by tamaratattles 209 Comments

Below Deck Med Recap

Oh Joy! Tonight I get to watch Below Deck Med so you don’t have to! The things I do for love. 🙂 Hopefully tonight’s Below Deck Med recap won’t have much Sandy as I believe it is the episode where the crew gets a short holiday. Hopefully, Hannah can get time far, far away from […]

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Below Deck Med Recap: Closing Time

August 3, 2020 by tamaratattles 142 Comments

Below Deck Med Recap Kiko

It’s time to hate watch as Micromanager Sandy does the unthinkable and probably fires Chef Kiko. I can’t wait to see what stupid request the charter guests have been told by production to ask for this time. Native American Indian food? Branson, Missouri food? Martian food? Clearly, Kiko’s contract was for a certain number of […]

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Below Deck Med Recap: Viva Loss Vegas

July 27, 2020 by tamaratattles 92 Comments

Before I start tonight’s Below Deck Med recap, I have a few quick things to mention. I was watching the end of last week’s Below Deck Med with “unseen” footage. One new scene was the primary privately telling Micromanager Sandy that there was a noticeable friction between the crew. She automatically assumed it was Hannah […]

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Below Deck Med Recap: Rise & Don’t Shine

July 20, 2020 by tamaratattles 24 Comments

It’s time for another Below Deck Med recap. These charter guests are super annoying. Captain Sandy is also getting more annoying by the hour. I am also annoyed because it is hot as balls in the shack today. The air has been set to 67 for several days straight and it is currently 80 degrees […]

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Below Deck Med Recap: No Mushroom For Error

July 13, 2020 by tamaratattles 21 Comments

Below Deck Med Recap

It seems like Bravo is trying to mess with our DVR schedules again. They have been doing it with MDLLA, by making it an extra fifteen minutes of the actual show. But, I have a gut feeling that the reason tonight’s episode is an extra half hour of WWHL. Because the second airing is only […]

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Below Deck Med Recap: Bringing The Thunder

June 29, 2020 by tamaratattles 47 Comments

Below Deck Med Recap

Tap! Tap! Is this thing on? I got up today with full intentions of being production and then, well…there is always tomorrow. I did put through some Nene fans in the first Nene post about the celebrity video show. And commented. That was about the most productive I have been today. I did make cheese […]

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