Sorry for the delay for this Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap. I can’t stop staying up all night and sleeping LITERALLY ALL day. I won’t go into all the details other than to say the mass shooting really affect me. We had many random shooting here including two shootings in one day. One day last […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Paging Dr. Nipples
I’m under the weather today. A small fever and I am probably just dehydrated I tend to throw up a lot when under stress and the hosting situation has been a disaster. But, I MIGHT have made some progress today. Anyway, enough about me. On to tonight’s Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap! We get a […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Villa Today, Gone Tomorrow
Once again, it feels a lot longer than a week since I did my last Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap. Time seems to be moving so slowly. I am going into this episode as a Gabby fan. I hope they all ease up on her a bit. This episode is some down time from charter […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Tensions High, Patience Low
It’s time for another Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap. When last we left off, Gary had just had his hand smashed in the sliding glass door. Already a man down, they cannot afford an injury at this point. He’s in a lot of pain and probably broke a finger or two. Things are flying everywhere. […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Big Fender Energy
It’s time to check out what is going on off the Spanish coast tonight. We are down a deckhand after last week and the deck seemed to be struggling then. Will things get even worse without Tom there are will it not make a difference? Will these idiot women still continue to fight over Gary? […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Strip For Your Tip
It’s time for another Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap. It is a bit of a rough day over here. Banjo needs a lot of attention today, so I’m kind of in a hurry to get to American Idol, Banjo’s favorite show. So I am going to try to just zip through this. It’s time for […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Yacht Rocks
This season has been pretty interesting so far and things are about to get even more so on tonight’s Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap when Tom makes a critical error causing chaos to erupt. It’s almost six a.m. on the day the guests leave and the alarm is going off because of high winds they […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Loose Lips Sink Ships
I tried to start this Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap last night but could not do it. I feel like dog shit and I need to find something I will eat. My inability to eat is rather frightening and I’m sure contributes to the fact that I have no energy. Anyway, I’ll see what I […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Drama
So the charter guests from hell continue to be in the news. But, what you might not know, is that one of the guests refused to get on the boat with the lunatics. After all the drama at the airport, he had seen all he needed to see at the airport. Also, one of the […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Oopsie Daisy
Tonight’s Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap is a bit late because I got off to a late start today and spent several hours on the Killing Eve recap of last night’s show. That is such a great show but with only 12 functioning brain cells, it can be difficult for me to follow. BTW, these […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Omelette You Finish…
I’m a tiny bit behind on my Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap tonight but shouldn’t be too late. I will get the Killing Eve recap up when I can. That’s a super hard recap that takes a few hours and a functioning brain. We begin with a seriously hungover crew. Have I forgotten that Ashley […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Age Old Problems
So one of the first things I do when recapping is go to the posts for that show and pull all the “tags” so I don’t have to retype them. Then, for example when I pull out the Below Deck Sailing Yacht recaps I see how many comments there were for them. The last one […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Tom Foolery
It’s finally time for a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap. Also, I am going to try to knock this out quickly because my DVR thinks that tonight’s RHONJ episode is a repeat. I just realized it is not so I’m going to be late getting to that. There is a lot going on over here […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Reunion Part Two
I was surprised to learn that I’d be Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap for part two of the reunion tonight instead of next Monday. I wonder why RHONY is not on this week? Personally, I am thrilled about the break from recapping that crap. 🙂 Let’s get to the one on one with Jean-Luc! It […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Reunion Part 1
Tonight, it is finally time for the Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap of the reunion! I doubt we will get too much of the interesting stuff until part two. But you never know… Alli, Sydney and Dani all look a lot different to me and not in a good way. Alli looks like a whole […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht’s Jean Luc Breaks Silence
Below Deck Sailing Yacht’s Jean-Luc has broken his silence about the paternity of his boatmance, Dani’s baby. Basically, he says he has no idea if he kid is his. There’s a lot of gossip about my social media silence so I think it’s time to clear the air. While others are off chasing their 15 […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Last Call For Parsifal!
It’s time for the finale and tonight’s Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap will just take us one step closer to the reunion. All we want to know his what Jean Luc has to say about being a father. So let’s get throw the last recap where the guests are other yachties. The yachties are loving […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: No Shirt, No Clue Big Problems
There is a corner store in my hood where I go to pay too much for beer. I recently tried walking there and that didn’t work too well. I posted about that but I can’t seem to find the post. Anyway, there is one guy who works there that says “Good Morning” to me everytime […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Nip And Slide
Every day during Covid feels like a Monday, but for some reason, actual Mondays are even more Mondayish than others. My Below Deck Sailing Yacht recaps feel like a huge hurdle and sometimes I just can’t get to them. But tonight, we get to learn about Jean Luc’s STDs. I mean, how can we not […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: A Total Ship Show
Y’all. I don’t know what is wrong with my sleeping but I seem to have narcolepsy. I was trying to convince myself I didn’t need to do the this recap and could go back to another lengthy sleep session. All I want to do it sleep. I have to get it together to go waddle […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Crash, Boom, Bang!
This Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap is coming to you live from my bedroom! I keep forgetting I have another DVR in here which is much needed on Sunday nights and Monday nights. I don’t like being away from Banjo but maybe he will come join me soon. Tonight’s episode is full of drama. The […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Knotty, Knotty
I’m going to try to get this Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap done. However, the weather here has been hellish for days and is supposed to be hellish again tomorrow. It’s been dark outside all day! Thunderstorm warnings, tornado watches. Crap. As I am trying this we just got another huge thunderstorm warning. It looks […]
Blind Item Reveal
Well, it seems the photo I saw and the information sent with it is true. Blind Item Reveal: Dani Soares from Below Deck Sailing Yacht is very pregnant. Along with the photo, I saw of her working, I was told by an Aussie source that Jean Luc is allegedly the father and has had nothing […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: The Scorning After
Once again, I slept through Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap time last night. But Banjo refused to let me sleep through American Idol or The Voice. My TV is on all the time and when two things are taping at once, the TV changes channels on its own and kind of wakes me up. Banjo […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Throuple Trouble
So for calling in mentally unwell and being a bit late for tonight’s Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap. But I am ready to go tonight for the second airing! Despite a giant tree falling and destroying my fence and my neighbors shed and almost hitting their house. Today’s place is a wasp nest right by […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht
So sorry, this is the Below Deck discussion forum. I made it all about me and my mental health but talk about Below Deck here. I’m literally having a mental break down. I can’t take too much more of this pandemic shit. I just want to go back to bed. I do not want to […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Barrie’d Alive
Last night was my sing to Banjo night and it was two hours of American Idol (I learned the lyrics to Watermelon Sugar the millionth time the duets sang the song) and two hours of The Voice. This lead to a lot of wine drinking (I’m officially out of wine) and a bit of drunk […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Smoldering Secrets
It’s time to check in with the horny new crew on the latest Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap. They wake up after their first night off with serious hangovers and fuzzy memories of the night before. I get the feeling that a lot of you are not watching this season. Why not? This season looks […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Nookie Mistake
So sorry for the delay in this Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap. The comments sections have taken up a lot of time this week. Lots of comments and we all sort of cranky. I’m feeling a lot less bitchy today, so hopefully the temperature in the comments sections will decrease as well as the melodramatic, […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Running On Fumes
Below Deck Sailing Yacht has returned with an all new crew for what looks to be a feisty new season. I am finally ready to get the first Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap underway! Right away, Gary shows his ass, literally, and let’s us know he’s going to try to fuck anything that moves. He […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Reunion
I feel like this Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap is going to be a bit difficult. There are an awful lot of people to hear from on the show. Will Andy have a mute button for this group? I wonder if Jenna will have any sort of remorse for her behavior or if she is […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Regatta Go!
It’s time for the final Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap of the season. I have to say while I hated Jenna and Adam, I thought it was a good first season. I love Captain Glenn and all the female crew other than Jenna. Well, Georgia was kind of a relationship disrupter, but other than that […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Dope!
I am looking forward to this Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap because I am hoping that Captain Glenn calls Jenna out for her unprofessional behavior. The fact that she seems so personally affronted about Glenn daring to point out the the interior has a bad charter at perhaps the worst time for one. Jenna really […]