So I was doing setups for these two shows and realized they were not taping due to much more interesting shows taking up that air time. In other TMI news, it’s a poop your pants multiple times a day and hope you make it to the restroom but don’t day. I feel like crap. I […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Charter Of Destiny
On tonight’s, Below Deck Med Recap, Jason has had enough of being ostracized and wants to quit. A Maltese Pop singer, Destiney is beloved by the new guests. At least according to the script. How would they have heard of her? It’s been a rough day over here. I tried to get my trash to […]
Below Deck Med Recap: We Just Don’t Clique
It’s that time of day when I am counting down the minutes until I can go back to bed. The weird part is after I finish recapping I am wide awake and stay up all hours of the night. It’s just another weird thing that is happening over here. Nevertheless, I’m ready for tonight’s Below […]
Below Deck Med Recap: The Bold and the Betrayal
I don’t care what you say, this season Captain Sandy is one of the least annoying people on this boat. She is also doing her job and not micromanaging. Tonight’s Below Deck Med previews really highlighted how she walked her deckies and Storm through the dangerous process of untangling the anchor chain. And that is […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Finding The Groove
I have been looking forward to Below Deck Med Recap for hours. Sadly, it is not because of the show, but because I am dying to go back to bed it’s been a very stressful day. But I finally have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow and my neighbor is going to take me. So progress! I’m […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Let Me Be Frank
I am doing setups for this Below Deck Med Recap at five pm. I’ve been awake for 45 minutes and I am not sure I will be awake long enough to get to this recap. I do no not know why but my body wants to sleep during primetime every night. It doesn’t help that […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Kind of…
Sorry for the delay, I am on the struggle bus and trying to get get off at the next stop. So this Below Deck Med Recap may be kind of short. We shall see. I literally have no memory of last weeks episodes. The clips from last week all seem brand new to me. My […]
Below Deck Med Recap: For Tooth’s sake.
I am not in the mood for this Below Deck Med Recap tonight. I just am not. But it is is my job and frankly this is the best season ever. I am just having a difficult day. You know AGAIN. Tamara’s days are always hard. Poor pitiful me kind of shit. Sorry, the top […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Walkie Of Shame
I’m so sorry that I didn’t get this Below Deck Med Recap in a timely manner. I was up late last night glued to the live feeds (and updated in the latest comment section for Big Brother). Then I kept on napping on and off until 3:30. It was a bad leg day but I […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Break-Ups and Shake Ups
I sleep with the TV on. The TV is literally never off at my house. I don’t do well with silence. So when I am DVRing things, my TV changes the channel on it’s own and sometimes I wake up to odd shows. Today it was a total rerun Below Deck Med. Since my brain […]
Below Deck Med Recap: I’ve Got A Sea-cret
First of all props to whoever decides on the titles for these episode. This one made my black heart giggle. It’s time for another Below Deck Med Recap. In other news, i just woke up after sleeping through the whole day again. I had a rough night. And I woke up all weepy. I did […]
Below Deck Med Recap: There’s Not Place Like Home
I am so not ready for back to back recaps tonight. I wish they would spread out them out over two nights. The good news is after being down for a bit, my DVR stuff is slowly starting to come back. It still doesn’t show the show names, they are all TBA, but I am […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Nothing Comes Over Easy
Today has been a terrible, no good, very bad day. So this is likely to be a short and crappy Below Deck Med recap. But, I need to sort of do something right now. So for a better read, my friends over at Starcasm have two THREE! really good posts today about the show. First, […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Sleepless In Croatia
Tonight’s Below Deck Med Recap should be full of me saying “I told you so” to Katie. The final charter guests are “demanding” according to the program guide. And with Lloyd off the vote to go to the hospital, we are a man down on deck, and two stews down in the interior. Yes, two. […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Three’s A Crowd
Every time I prepare for a Below Deck Recap I always feel like this season is NEVER going to end. I’m ready for some Captain Lee. And yet, we still have one more charter to get through. And I suppose some sort of virtual reunion. Le sigh. I can only hope this title means that […]
Below Deck Med Recap: All I Need Is A Miracle!
Tonight’s Below Deck Med Recap has us down to only two more charters. But, since Katie decided to finish out the season with only two stews on a 180 foot mega yacht, I imagine she will realize her mistake. Hell, they couldn’t even keep it together with four stews! We begin with Yawn screaming at […]
Below Deck Med Recap: A Hard Days Night
Tonight’s Below Deck Med Recap is probably going to be very interesting. I am just hoping I can stay up long enough to complete it. The weather in Atlanta has been plum awful lately and the constant low pressure and rain is taking it’s toll. I’ve also been up all night and dealing with contractors […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls
With only two charters left, we are crawling our way to the end of the Below Deck Med recaps. It hasn’t been the worst season ever, I think it was the last one. This has been an interesting crew to say the least. I believe tonight’s episode will end with a THUD though based on […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
Apologies in advance for the delay in this Below Deck Med recap. There is a two hour Hell’s Kitchen tonight and a two hour episode of Bachelor in Paradise. Both are my guilty pleasures that I don’t have to recap. So, I will be doing my recap later tonight on the 11 pm showing or […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Burning Down The House
Y’all I never watch all the episodes that lead up to the new Bravo shows. I’m in a weird but good headspace today. Lots of my stressors were resolved today. For some reason I sort of watched season one of Below Deck Med. I think Captain Mark was given a bum rap, even from me. […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Octoberfest!
Well, it’s Octoberfest on The Lady Michelle on tonight’s Below Deck Med Recap. I’m in a crabby mood due to my weird sleep schedule and the fucking phone that I am ready to jerk out of the wall. Just when I can finally sleep without anxiety dreams, it never fails that the phone starts ringing […]
Below Deck Med Recap: At Your Lack Of Service
Hi guys! Before we get to this Below Deck Med recap, I’d like to apologize to those of you who emailed me today. I haven’t gotten to them yet. The depression is bad over here and I am up all night and sleeping all day. On top of everything else, my site requires more backend […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Can’t Fight This Feeling
Sorry the Below Deck Med recap is later than usual, I had to record the second airing due to multiple scheduling conflicts. It looks like the last three minutes are cut off so that will be annoying. Speaking of annoying, I hope this is Lexi’s last episode. The primary is irritated because they have been […]
Below Deck Med Recap: The Morning After
How the hell is it 9 p.m. already? I guess when you sleep until four p.m. this is what happens. I am so excited for this Below Deck Med recap! They left us with a cliff hanger and I almost cheated and streamed this episode, but I hate streaming. I’m not even watching Big Brother […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Love At First Night
Just before I started setups for this Below Deck Med recap, I rolled the trash out to the curb and check the mail. I was HONKED at by a firetruck who was speeding past with lights but no sirens. I live on a short street. It connects on each end with other streets and one […]
Below Deck Med Recap: It’s Like Rain On Your Wedding Day
I’m super behind on tonight’s Below Deck Med recap because I was late getting to the store to buy Banjo’s dogfood. Had a major panic attack and am still recovering. I hate Kroger because I have to bag my own groceries and by the time I get to the register, I’m out of breath and […]
Below Deck Med Recap: It’s Not Easy Being Green
I’m BACK! Live recapping Bravo! Sorry about last week. Tonight’s Below Deck Med recap continues with the longest first day of charter ever. I have to say I am not hating this season that much. It seems that production has told the scissor sisters that we do not like Malia living in Captain Sandy’s asshole. […]
Below Deck Med Recap: It Sucked
I’m under the weather today. I have not been hydrating and took Banjo for a longish walk. It’s hot outside and humid. But, still not a big enough deal for me to be feeling so completely wiped out. I feel how Sandy looks in the above photo. Also, I still don’t have Bravo. I can […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Can We Get A Muzzle For Sandy?
Alright here we go with what I pray is the last episode of this shit show. I pray that there is no part three of this. This is hopefully my last Below Deck Med recap of the season. We all know that Sandy and Malia are both back for the next season in Croatia. Is […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Reunion Part 1
Welp, it’s the most wonderful time of the year. Le sigh. Time for a Below Deck Med recap. And it’s the reunion which means lots of transcribing. At least I will have a new episode of The Weakest Link to watch when I get through this. So there is that. I’m already irritated by the […]
Below Deck Med Recap: A Mighty Wind
Please tell me this is the final Below Deck Med recap before the reunion! It’s been the longest season in the world.. I do have some good news. I ran across some Bravo ratings on Twitter recently and the WWHL episode with Captain Lee and Kiko was a ratings Bonanza! Like four times the normal […]
WWHL Recap With Captain Lee & Kiko!
I don’t think I have ever been so excited for a WWHL Recap ever! It’s two of my favorite people! Captain Lee and Kiko! Kiko is Skyping in from his around the world cruise gig! They are currently in Martinique, miles and miles and miles away from Sandy. Kiko is having the best Covid quarantine […]
Below Deck Med Recap: Bali Is In Your Court
I was all set up to do this Below Deck Med recap in a more timely fashion but my security features (now reconfigured) were happening INSIDE THE ADMIN FORUM and that was just no bueno. So now I am already to go but the first four minutes of this episode didn’t tape for some reason. […]