By Phil Andros I’ve been on the run, but Tamara has me chained tightly to the radiator once again. Tonight I have some questions before Thursday night’s episode: Is Huck going to die? I’m going to guess no because I’m pretty sure we would have heard about it. And why did he even take Meg to […]
Scandal: “I’ll always be your friend but I’m never going to talk to you again.”
By Phil Andros Before I go into the recap, I have to tell you that the first 4 episodes so far have seem really rushed. Stupid rushed. The writing is not nearly as good as previous seasons and at times has just flat-out stunk up the place. And while I know we’re all used to […]
Scandal Is Back! And Crazier Than Ever!
By Phil Andros So I have to admit, I’ve been dreading the return of Scandal. I should preface this by saying that I was not a yuge Hillary supporter, but Donald Trump? Seriously? Shit is getting real people and it’s real like a bad Shonda show real. But the teevee is supposed to be about […]
Scandal Finale Recap: That’s My Girl!
By Phil Andros CAN YOU FEEL THE EXCITEMENT!?!?!?! It’s the season finale of Scandal and I’m already predicting major crappy behavior from Olivia just from the title – That’s My Girl. Safe to say it isn’t a riff on the Temptations. Let’s just hope she doesn’t murder someone else, right? I mean, it’s like they […]
Scandal Recap: Trumped!
By Phil Andros Well, with a title like that, we know what’s coming! So, Hollis is in the lead and is channeling the Donald – he’s going to “Give America Back to Americans” and not greasy foreigners who want to blow up the World Trade Center, etc. Flash to OPA where Abby and Olivia are […]
Scandal Recap: I Hate You Snowflake!
By Phil Andros “I’d just as soon as be shot in the face with a cannon on my birthday than be tagged as a [sour face] feminist.” ~ Sally Langston So thank GOD I was busy getting drunk for my birthday last weekend and didn’t have to sit through that EPIC snooze-fest that Tamara […]
Scandal Recap: ‘Til Death Do Us Part
It seems the whole world has gone on spring break lately and our Scandal expert, Phil has broken free of the radiator to join the crowd. That means you are stuck with me to recap Scandal and I stopped doing it previously because I really need someone to explain the show to me! So I will […]
Scandal Recap: THWACK!
By Phil Andros I have a confession gentle and not-so-gentle readers. I’m hungover. I almost never drink enough to make me hungover anymore, but here I am, hungover and supposed to be watching Scandal, which just sounds like a recipe for pain. So I ask myself, “Self, WWTamaraD?” Self replies “DUH,” and I pour myself […]
Scandal Recap: “The Miseducation of Susan Ross” or “It’s Hotter than Two Squirrels Screwing in a Wool Sock”
By Contributing Writer, Phil Andros So here we are at the big debate! Hollis is doing his best Donald Trump imitation talking about building a wall. Frankly, I’m already a little annoyed with Shonda and we’re barely 30 seconds into it. I know, it’s Shonda, why am I annoyed? She doesn’t do nuanced. She […]
Scandal Recap: Pencils Down
By Contributing Writer, Phil Andros Oh SHONDA, just when I was getting ready to leave you, you reeled me back in with this brilliant episode of Scandal? Before I get to the recap of the show that was last night’s episode, I need a second to address what’s gone horribly wrong with Scandal since season 1. […]
Scandal Recap: Things Best Left Unseen
By Contributing Writer, Phil Andros TRIGGER WARNING: THE CONTENTS OF THIS SHOW WILL INSULT YOUR INTELLIGENCE. EVEN YOU, THE BOOGER EATING WINDOW LICKER IN THE CORNER. Hello Lovers of Sanity. Does anyone even watch this train wreck anymore? I mean after Scandal season whatever when Olivia was kidnapped and ransomed off on some international Craigslist […]
Scandal Recap: I’m Just A Bill
It seems the beginning of the episode has been clipped for some reason. Charter’s DVR capabilities suck if you are taping more than one show in a time slot. Papa Pope is back and in Olivia’s apartment. I may be an episode behind on this show as well. I seem to have too many recaps […]
Scandal Discussion!
I know several of you have expressed interest in my Scandal ( and The Blacklist) recaps that I used to do. The truth be told, recapping dramatic scripted shows is way more time-consuming and intellectually taxing that point out that grown ass women on Bravo shows are getting paid shitloads of money to act […]
#TGIT Thoughts on Scandal and How To Get Away With Murder
My cable for some reason does not like for me to watch the local ABC channel without rebooting it so last night I missed Scandal and part of HTGAWM. I’m getting caught up now On Demand. Sadly On Demand I am not really allowed to pause so my thoughts will be brief and erratic. We […]
Thoughts on Scandal…
First of all, please hold your comments on How To Get Away With Murder. I haven’t seen it yet and likely will not get to it tonight. Thanks. OMG! Huck has a few BILLION dollars lying around. Awesome. Also I didn’t see that kidnapper dude being shot by that other kidnapper dude coming! Oh look! […]
Thoughts on #TGIT
I was really tired last night and not really sure I would make it through #TGIT so I did a bit of back end work on the site with American Idol running in the background instead of watching Grey’s. Feel free to discuss it here, but I won’t be able to join in until I […]
Scandal Fall Finale Episode: “Where the Sun Don’t Shine” (Recap)
We last left the captiol, Poppa Pope had given up on his baby girl and high tailed it out of there to regroup somewhere. We begin with Olivia in her same white outfit and flat hair sitting holding her coat looking at her two men figure out what to do next. They have people looking […]
Scandal: The Last Supper (Recap)
Jake, Liv and Fitz are all in the secret room trying to talk for the first time. Jake wants to kill Poppa Pope. I think it’s the only way to go. Liv and Fitz want “evidence.” Just let Jake go after him Liv, it’s best for everyone. Well, except for us. I love Joe Morton. […]
Scandalous Talk
How about a post where we just talk about the last episode of Scandal without all the detailed recaps? Because I have stuff that needs discussing. Like Leo Bergen. Am I the only one that thought we had seen the last of him? Suddenly now he has the hots for Abby and seems to have […]
Scandal: Mellie Gets a Mentor While Fitz Gets Hope
This was probably the best episode of the season! But almost everyone is more concerned with their personal life than their jobs. Olivia is still torn between two lovers. Despite all the guts and gore and B613 torture she has seen, her nightmares are full of steamy sex with two interchangeable lovers. Poor dear. From […]
#TGIT Update
Grey’s Anatomy I used to watch Grey’s Anatomy a million years ago. I remember McDreamy. I remember the Asian doctor whose relationship ended sadly. I don’t remember much else, or why I stopped watching. I don’t recall actually breaking up with Grey’s specifically, I think we just grew apart and sort of consciously uncoupled in […]
Scandal: Apparently The Eiffel Tower is More Than A Parisian Tourist Spot
First of all this is a two-part episode. Why? I mean don’t all the episodes build on the previous one? Why give this one a distinction of being part one of two? We start with Poppa Pope trying to blow Jake up. But Jake knows all the tricks. So in the war between Jake […]
Scandal Some of The Best Quotes From Last Night’s Show, And Some Questions
Here are some of the best quotes from last night’s Scandal. And I have some questions about the show at the end. And another I just thought of putting the pictures in. Am I the only one who thinks it was weird that Olivia didn’t get a coffee of her own when she bought one […]
Thoughts on Scandal?
And by thoughts I mean what are your thoughts? I fell asleep in the middle and just rewatched it. I did not take any notes. But I do have questions. Is the guy on the surveillance tape that Jake was looking at before Liv showed up the guy that Quinn was with briefly after the […]
Random Thoughts on the Scandal Premiere
Was the Gone Girl product placement because the movie is coming out? Or just a pop culture connection to Olivia being on an island and a “gone girl’? Did we really need to see the finger banging? How did Olivia get her hair straightened between the island girl do and the car ride, which appeared […]
ABC Thursday Night Lineup! Grey’s Anatomy, Scandal, & How To Get Away With Murder!
Hey y’all. I ran a few errands in the world today and didn’t eat until late in the afternoon. As soon as I ate I fell asleep while trying to catch up on a few things online. I’m not sure what exactly causes the narcoleptic fits but I’m sure it’s related to blood sugar or […]
Scandal Finale Quote Recap
You go in there and you be Jesus! ~Leo to Sally Let’s be honest. We lost the election today. ~Cyrus to Olivia When you were running for governor, your father raped Mellie. ~Olivia to Fitz Despite the exhaustive efforts of world-class medical team Fitzgerald Thomas Grant IV passed away at 8:46 p.m. from bacterial meningitis. ~Olivia […]
Scandal Recap: Flesh and Blood OMG!!!
It is near impossible to recap this show, so tonight I just did a bunch of jaw dropping quotes… But OMG! That ending! We got Papa Pope half dead and Cyrus planning to let Sally Langston, Leo, and all the people attending the dead senator’s funeral get blown the fuck up! And did Eli kill […]
Scandal Recap: Families Stick Together
On this episode of Scandal, there are a lot of people who can’t keep their dicks in their pants, or who are really trying to get their dicks out of their pants. Really this episode was all about dick. And making out in front of sheer curtains. And dysfunctional families. We start with the dysfunctional […]
Scandal Recap: Kiss Kiss Bang! Bang!
And just like that my favorite Scandal couple is no more. I really wasn’t expecting James to die. I know the signs were all there, but I thought they were just trying to make us worry about it. So I didn’t worry about it. I was blown away. I tried to recap last night as […]
Scandal: A Quotes Only Recap
Where the hell do you summon the audacity to accuse me of dirty politics while you’re the one slathered in mud fornicating with whatever slithers by while dining on your own filth until you’re too fat to stand? Well guess what? Time for the slaughter piggy piggy! Time for the slaughter you filthy cloven beast! […]
Scandal: Dirty Little Secrets
Sorry for the delay, gladiators! I’m sort of all over the place these days and focus is not my long suit at the moment. I am dying to talk to you about the return of Scandal though! It seems that everyone has a dirty little secret. If you haven’t read my friends chart, you can […]
Scandal is Back TONIGHT! Here’s A Friends Chart!
I am watching the winter finale of Scandal again in preparation for tonight. Which brings to mind a question, is tonight’s show a spring premier? Because I am so ready for a spring anything! You can read the recap from the last episode, A Door Marked Exit, here. I swear, Kate Burton’s line as Sally Langston in […]