Can anyone explain to me what the hell the point of this is? And what has happened to Vogue magazine? I mean, I didn’t think it could get any weirder than Anna Wintour sidling up to Kim Kardashian. And why do they keep promising us that Anna Wintour is leaving and then SHE DOESN’T LEAVE? […]
Celebrity Big Brother Comes To The US!!!
Last night on Big Brother, Julie Chen announced that this winter, CBS will air Celebrity Big Brother! This will be fabulous. Even if you can’t get into my favorite summer show with random fools locked into a house, I think you will love to hate Celebrity Big Brother. The UK version has been a big […]
If Your Mama Was Yolanda Foster, WTF Would You Do?
Someone sent me a blind item reveal from Crazy Days and Nights today: January 27, 2016 Arguably the second most famous person in this celebrity/reality family told a couple of people at a gathering that no one in her family has a disease which had been claimed most of the family suffers from. Gigi […]
Lisa Vanderpump Attempts to Placate Mohamed And Mend Friendship
It seems a lot of you didn’t really see what I saw in the Instagram message from Mohamed. Mohamed was clearly pissed that Lisa had outed his private conversation on national TV. It was clear when Lisa said it, she knew she should not have. It as clear by Mohamed’s first Instagram comment he was […]
Let’s Talk About Yolanda’s Bravo Blog (s)…
Before I plunge into this, here is a blind item that CDAN posted today. I’ve heard rumors that the lucative site was recently sold, but not sure about that. So take the blinds with a grain of salt. “Arguably the second most famous person in this celebrity/reality family told a couple of people at […]
Yolanda Fights Back After RHOBH Episode With New Sick Selfie With Bella
yolandahfoster ️Watching my babies struggle in silence in order to support me in my journey has struck the deepest core of hopelessness inside of me, it is because of them that I continue to fight relentlessly……. I will not allow them to live a life of pain and suffering……. I will prevail and walk to […]
Mohamed Hadid Is TOTALLY Pissed At Lisa Vanderpump!
After tonight’s RHOBH aired on the east coast, Mohamed took to Instagram to make the statement about the show, which he had clearly been informed about the minute Yolanda got her screener this week. If you read here regularly, you already knew he was pissed when you ready this post. But on tonight’s episode […]
David Foster Finally Had Enough of Extravagant Treatments, Blind Item Claims
The above picture was posted two days ago. There is so much wrong with this photo. What type of sick people take selfies with their doctors and post them to the Internet? Even in today’s selfie crazed society, when is THAT normal behavior. And when have you ever been in an exam room with fifty […]
Yolanda Foster Claims Two of Her Children Also Suffer From Chronic Lyme Disease
Last night I read about Yolanda Foster claiming two of her children, Bella and Anwar were diagnosed with chronic Lyme disease at the same time she was in 2012. Clearly, this is not a logical statement for many reasons. I was glad to see her saying chronic Lyme disease though. I’ve explained to you guys […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 3 Recap
Here we go. The final RHOBH Reunion episode. We start with all the discussion of vaginas and such. I just don’t know women who talk about vaginas all the time. Andy goes straight to the texts from Lisa to Kim. One says ” Be very careful or I will fuck you up! You be nice […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1 Recap: The Lyin’
It’s kind of ironic that some of my favorite people are Brandiloons. It’s even more ironic that my oldest and dearest Brandiloon has a) Given up alcohol for Lent …and stuck with it unlike me and (2) Is claiming she is not going to watch the reunion. I would suggest that she, and all of […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Choppy Edits
Cheers, motherfuckers! I am officially done with Lent with regard to the drinking. Please pray for the rest of us as we soldier on here. I think I made it 28 days, lost nary an ounce of weight, saw now improvement in my disposition and so fuck it. I was in full-blown self-pity mode so […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Slap
It seems like everyone is having trouble adjusting to the time change. I wonder if it is because they are west coasters? I never have jetlag in Europe but I do have trouble getting back on schedule when I get back home. I think it is because I sleep on the red-eye on the way […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: I’ll Have What She’s Having
Okay I know already this one is going to take awhile. I did no preloading and I didn’t have the First Look on tape. The Dinner From Hell Wow, it seems we go straight to dinner! But first Lisa Rinna fills in Eileen and Lisa Vanderpump. Yolanda wants to start the conversation talking about her daughter. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: “Welcome to Amsterdam?”
We begin with Yolanda’s scavenger hunt. I assume that is one of her shakes from home she is drinking? I wonder what is in there! Camille Grammer shows up for the race! Yolanda claims she did not make up the teams. No one wants to be on Brandi’s team (except Kim). The scavenger hunt […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap:
Yolanda Foster Brandi drops by her dear friend Yolanda’s house just like she didn’t just call her daughter an alcoholic on her last visit. Yolanda has Brandi doing a 21 day cleanse so that she can prove to the other girls that she doesn’t have a drinking problem. That will prove nothing. She is basically […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Sister Act
It’s time for more RHOBH! Are you ready? I’m not. So this recap will likely be later than usual. Still setting up. Is that a new opening ? Has Eileen’s always been in an blue evening gown with her hair up? What are they trying to do to her? Are all of those evening gown […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Drama Queens
Yolanda Yolanda an David going to Italy for a huge charity event where Sophia Loren and George Clooney will be honored by their charity. Yolanda is packing for several days and nights of black tie events. How is it possible that Yolanda has back fat? Or an ill-fitting bra? He breasts look huge. Have they always been huge? […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: It’s Just A Scratch
We begin with the physical altercation between Brandi and Kyle in which a perfectly good piece of pizza was thrown to the ground. Kim recognizes the severity of the issue when she asks what happened to her slice and Brandi nonchalantly admits to throwing it on the ground. Kyle and Kim have a discussion in […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: House of Cards
Tonight on RHOBH we are going to question Kim Richard’s sobriety! What a lovely storyline. Not. WTF is wrong with these people? But first, let’s take her to a wine tasting! On the two hour ride to the spa day, the ladies discuss their lady gardens in intimate detail. As a bunch of grown women are […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Live and Learn
I’m afraid this episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is going to be boring. I’m predicting most taking the kids to college stuff with Yolanda and Kyle. Perhaps I will be pleasantly surprised. I’m not holding my breath. Lisa Vanderpump We begin in Lisa’s bedroom where she is on the phone with Max who […]
Yolanda Foster Shares Her Feelings on Bella’s DUI
I think we were all surprised to see that Bella Hadid’s DUI was included in the filming of RHOBH. I’m not really sure that was necessary. It seems that it will be Yolanda’s storyline for the next episode, where we see Yolanda and David discussing the situation on camera. Here are Yolanda’s raw, […]