Clearly I have not been paying any attention to Johnny Depp. He does NOT look like that anymore. I just Googled and he is only 52! In some video I saw him walking and he looked like a doddering old man! I guess it is drugs? alcohol? Does he have da Lyme? […]
Giana Liano, Fan Favorite of Real Housewives of Melbourne Hospitalized With Mysterious Illness
Everyone’s favorite Aussie housewife Gina Liano has been busy filming the Aussie version of Celebrity Apprentice the past few weeks. It seems she has been sparring with a brand new batch of D list celebrities and it may be taking its toll on our diva from down under. According to Daily Mail: Housewives Of Melbourne […]
Dance Moms: Nia Takes on Kalani
It’s been awhile since I’ve recapped this. I keep trying to take the summer off because it’s hot and I am burning up and burning out on recapping. But someone sent me an email about Dance Moms last night which I have yet to open but I am assuming something good happened. Then I […]
Dance Moms Catch Up Post: Abby in a Bra
I got a few episodes behind on Dance Moms during my (sorta) unplugged birthday week. I’m gonna try to hit the high (or low) notes of both episodes in this post. We start the week after Mackenzie beat Maddie in solos. The episode I am watching is the director’s cut and I am not sure […]
Dance Moms Recap: Sour Grapes From Poor Loser!
Dance Moms begins again at 3rd Street Dance Studio. Interestingly, this week’s Celebrity Wife Swap also feature 3rd Street Dance Company where Jill from the Love Boat changed lives with Charo and had to learn Flamenco dancing. Abby is there with an attitude and congratulations them on winning the group dance without Maddie as […]
Dance Moms Recap: Live From L.A. It’s Kendall K !
Dance Moms is finally moving to L.A. but they are still not in Abby’s Studio. The girls and moms go into the studio and find Abby muttering to herself about earrings. She is not wearing any and just can’t work without earrings. Why is Abby like legit crazy every time they are in L.A. Abby […]
The War Between Abby Lee Miller and Dance Moms Production Rages On
Abby Lee Miller was on Entertainment Tonight this week and had extensive segments where she gave us a lot of information the behind the scenes war on Dance Moms. She says that she lost her weight because her mother died of colon cancer and would not eat toward the end. So when she was […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Reunion Part 2: Is This Good TV Or Is It Crap?
Alex Perry is a twat waffle. The show hasn’t even started but Banjo and I just did our 15 minute walk for the day and I was thinking that Micheal needs to replace him for the next reunion. We need to start some sort of petition in Australia. Also, now that I see Pettifleur’s […]
Dance Moms Down Under Part 2 Recap: THIS Was Nia’s Time to Shine!
Abby is preparing a Mad Max themed group routine for all of the girls except Nia and JoJo. I know why Nia is being punished, but I can’t remember why Jo Jo is. I guess it was something Jess said. Even more ridiculous is the fact that Kalani and her mom are taking a mother […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Reunion Recap
It’s time for the much anticipated Real Housewives of Melbourne Reunion. I love when they show everyone arriving and getting into make-up. Lydia has gorgeous hair. Alex Perry is such a douchebag. Why doesn’t someone tell him that sunglasses are not hair pieces. I really appreciate that this group of ladies don’t make me […]
Dance Moms Down Under Recap: Abby Blows Her Stack
The girls and moms are all in Australia and Abby has lost her wallet with her passport, license, and credit cards in LA. Abby can’t get to Australia! That doesn’t stop her from fucking things up thought. She is dropping a bomb on the girls before they even get out of the airport that only […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: Bye, Bye Bitches!
Well, I think this was the finale. First of all, no one is watching this show in the US. No. One. They broke half a million viewers on the premeire episode of the season, and it’s been down hill since. Their lowest week was 312,000 viewers! Part of the problem is that Bravo won’t run […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne With Kathy Lee and Hoda
Sorry for the delay in the recap. I’m taking the weekend off to enjoy the four day nonstop marathon of Mad Men. I’m only like six hours behind. Don’t spoil me, bro. In the meantime you can chat about Melbourne here. On that show you can spoil me.
Real Housewives of Melbourne Double Recap
I am going to do a quick catchup on Real Housewives of Melbourne. This will be a double recap. For the window lickers who are a tad slow that means I will be recapping TWO episodes as if it were just one two hour show. I really need to do this fast so I can […]
Would You Like Some Real Housewives of Melbourne Tea?
I have been sitting on some Real Housewives of Melbourne tea that I was sent a couple days ago because I though I would include it in a recap. Now that I have been so busy with other stories that I have fallen behind, and will do a DOUBLE recap either today or tomorrow, I […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne: The Thrilla in Manilla?
I was so riveted by Grey’s Anatomy (YOU MUST WATCH THAT EPISODE IF YOU HAVE NOT), Scandal and American Crime that I could not tear myself away to recap this. Please do not spoil those shows in comments for those who haven’t seen them yet. We are back in the Philippines. Gina is still shouting […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: Manila Bound
I don’t think I ever got around to watching last week’s Real Housewives of Melbourne! Ooops. Manila’s department of Tourism must have a big budget as this is the second Real Housewives franchise to be flown in to increase interest in Manila tourism. They are having a huge Tourism campaign in 2015 to try […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: It’s Tee Time!
I was taking my purple pen to Brandi’s LONGASS Bravo blog and completely forgot that I have a Thursday night recap now. So let’s tune in to see what the Real Housewives of Melbourne are up to this week! Gina Janet goes to meet Gina for coffee. Janet looks really good! Lover the hair and […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: A Non Heroin Chic Fashion Parade…
Chyka Lydia meets Chyka for lunch. I assume they are going to rehash last week’s episode. Lydia is headed to Florence and it seems Arena is not going to take us with her. Lydia seems to want us to know she is way too young to have a kid getting married. Chyka tells Lydia that […]
Australia Wants No Part of Abby Lee Miller And Whatever is Left of the ALDC
Abby Lee Miller’s increasingly bizarre behavior and abusive teaching methods is causing international repercussions. Several Australian news outlets are reporting that Australian dance studios and teachers are banding together to ask that Abby Lee’s visa be revoked for her upcoming trip in March. The teachers have gained the support of Peter Oxford, the child ambassador for […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Favorite, Gina Liano Hospitalized for Stress After Season One!
As the Real Housewives of Melbourne prepares to return for a second season, Gina Liano opened up to New Idea Magazine exclusively to discuss the reality of Reality TV. Despite being a huge fan favorite when the first season aired, the filming was particularly difficult on Gina. It seemed that lost of the ladies thrived […]
Happy Australia Day!
I love, love, love my readers from Australia! Drink a Foster’s for me!
Real Housewives of Melbourne Part 2
I’ve been wanting to watch this but had to wait so I had time to recap. I’m still a bit under the weather. So I’m just going to do a quickie. I’m a bit sleep deprived and cranky so don’t expect much. Jackie talks about her psychic abilities. And we get a montage of the […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Reunion: What Language Are They Speaking?
This reunion seems a bit cooler than US reunions in the beginning. They show all the ladies coming in to the dressing rooms with out make-up. What was on Janet’s face. Why is their hair wet? Janet talks about how bad things have gotten in the press. The announcer says something like “And now the […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Finale Recap
We start this week with Jackie and Ben auditioning burlesque dancers for their beverage launch. There were nipple tassels. There were but tassels. Jackie and Ben disagreed on which girl to pick so they hired them all. Gina is having an event and calls Janet to make sure she is coming . It’s a benefit […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne: Bitch Party
“When life throws rocks, I melt them down into diamonds” Is possibly the worst tagline ever. Janet and Chyka go on a high-end shopping trip with a personal shopper. Janet still want Gina to apologize. For something. Maybe calling them cunts? Gina is going to see an elite matchmaker to find her a man. Did […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: To Moving On!
It’s time to head back down under to see watch these witches are doing. Melbourne truly is a beautiful city. Too bad is it so far away. Lydia goes over to some idiot woman’s house to gossip about the girls. But first, Lydia completely misses the woman’s joke about not having carbs since 1964. It […]
Behind the Scenes Drama From Real Housewives of Melbourne
I received an email with a link to this interesting BlogSpot with exactly one entry today. It’s an open letter to Gina Liano from the Real Housewives of Melbourne written back in April. It seems the show was over and the reunion had been filmed and someone *cough* Lydia *cough* was butthurt over editing. Lydia, […]
Real Housewives of Melbourne is Coming to America!
EPISODES NEW YORK – July 31, 2014 – Bravo Media travels 10,000 miles to the land “Down Under” with the acquisition of “The Real Housewives of Melbourne,” which will air every Sunday at 12 PM ET/PT beginning on August 3 with two back-to-back episodes. The 12-episode series follows the lavish lives of six successful Melbourne […]