Last night I tried to take a nap before recapping and slept until morning. After weeks of not sleeping or eating, now all I want to do is sleep and eat. and eat and eat. While setting up for this RHOP recap I’m eating a bunch of Vietnamese food I ordered. I am learning that […]
RHOP Recap: Celebrations and Strange Explanations
Since I’m taping two shows at once right now, I had to stop sleep watching Beat Bobby Flay and nothing else was conducive to anxiety reduction during sleep, I figure I may as well just knock out this RHOP recap. We start with Gizelle taking a dance class with one of her daughters. She’s trying […]
RHOP Recap: Sip And See You Later
It’s time to head back to the DC area for another RHOP Recap! Sometimes a week feels like a whole year over here. I can barely remember last Sunday. And yet, I persist. So let’s do this. We have seven full on housewives, somehow this season is going to be about Charrisse? Maybe she should […]
RHOP Recap: The Rumor Meal
I’m trying to be optimistic about this episode but after last week’s RHOP recap where the focus was on Candice’s fake story line, it’s a struggle. Despite all the options we have with TV shows and streaming channels I am amazed that we are still watching the Misogyny Channel. Old habits die hard I guess. […]
RHOP Recap: Old Testaments, New Revelations
It’s FINALLY time for a new RHOP Recap where we will meet the new housewife, Wendy Osefo! Also As you know there were law suits and criminal actions filed between Monique and Candiace during the filming of this season. Plus, plus there is always some sort of sexual misconduct by Ashley’s husband Michael to get […]
RHOBH & RHOP Are Filming Their Overseas Trips At The Same Time
The RHOBH and The RHOP are both filming their big cast trips right now. The RHOP cast is currently filming in Portugal. Everyone is there except for Monique Samuels. Tamara Tattles exclusive sources say that Monique’s attorney advise her not to go. Monique recently filed second degree assault charges against Candiace Dillard. With Candiace on […]
RHOP Recap Reunion: The Topic That Refuses To Die
Oh yay! It’s time for one last RHOP recap. While I have come to really like this franchise, I despise these reunions. For the love of God, can we just get off the topic of Michael Darby’s sexuality? NOE. NOE WE CAN NOT APPARENTLY. First, we talk about everyone sex lives. Why? Why is this […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 2
I’m falling a bit behind on my recaps this week. I’m going to try to knock out a quick RHOP recap of part two of the reunion. I think it is going to be mostly about Michael and I am so sick of this storyline. There really isn’t much to say other than no charges […]
RHOP Recap: The RHOP Reunion Part 1
First of all, apologies for forgetting to do the RHOP recap of the finale. It’s the end of the BB21 season and I got lost in feed watching and it slipped my mind until I went to pull photos for this. Nevertheless, tonight I shall persist in recapping the reunion. I love the all white […]
RHOP Recap: Unanswered Questions…
So I was catching up on the hurricane situation on CNN when all of the sudden the channel over to Bravo. Apparently, there is a new episode of RHOP airing right now. I have no idea why. But it looks like starting a week from Sunday the show will finish out on Sundays. So I […]
RHOP Recap: Trouble In Paradise
Tonight’s RHOP recap will focus a lot on Katie. It seems that people are starting to realize she is going through a lot, and are going to be kinder toward her. That’s a novel concept for a housewives show. I have a feeling things get worse for Katie before the season ends though since she […]
RHOP Recap: Too Crazy To Be A Housewife?
Off to a late start on this #RHOP recap because at the last minute, a computer glitch shutdown my laptop unexpectedly, and erased all of my grunt work. But I am quickly back on track and ready to go to the Cayman Islands with this crew! Before we even get to the island, Ashley is […]
RHOP Recap: Open House And Closed Doors
It’s time for triple recap Sunday! I am so far behind getting started so let’s get straight to the first one, the RHOP Recap! Ashley is about to attempt to reunite with her father. She is in my neck of the woods in northern suburbs of the ATL. First of all, why is she doing […]
RHOP Recap: Opening Old Wounds
Based on the previews, this RHOP Recap may not be all that interesting. I’m not even going to pretend to recap Candiace looking at a $2.5 million dollar home. In other news, my cable service crapped out just before this episode started and the DVR is all kinds of messed up. We start with Gizelle […]
RHOP Recap: Good Will Hunting
Well, Sunday Funday and the last weekend of July has come to an end. It’s time for Sunday night’s triple recap night. Which begins of course with the RHOP Recap. Tonight, it turns out that despite being at a large party, absolutely no one saw the butt grab. It was not captured on security cameras […]
RHOP Recap: Can I Get A Witness?
From the looks of things, this will be another RHOP Recap where the ladies make a big deal out of nothing regarding the Michael Darby allegations. Once more with feeling, the first news reports on this subject were blatantly wrong. Yet they went viral. When the story began to unravel, there was not nearly as […]
RHOP Recap: Showdown At The Hoedown
Who is ready for a hoedown? On tonight’s RHOP Recap, that’s going to be the main event. And these hoes are going to try to take each other down. Let’s hope someone takes down Candiace. Krazy Katie is hosting the hoedown! But first, Robyn let’s Gizelle know that penisgate is all her fault. They should […]
RHOP Recap: Days of Our Knives
I don’t know what happened to me last night, I just totally ignored all of my recapping duties and now I am super behind. Let’s get on with last night’s RHOP Recap. We start where we left off last week with Candiace swinging a butter knife at Ashley. Candiace’s husband has to stop cooking and […]
RHOP Recap: Sex Lies And Butter Knives
After Bravo taking a week off from new shows last Sunday I had forgotten about this show. Has the RHOP Recap always been on Sunday? Just when I thought they fixed the schedule so I didn’t have back to back recaps, now I have them again. But it’s a good night for them, it gives […]
RHOP Recap: Salty Behavior
From the look of the previews, this RHOP recap is going to be weird. Very weird. Also, I think this is the episode with the party where the cameraman filed charges on Micheal Darby for “touching his butt.” Monique is throwing herself a baby shower it seems. But not just any baby shower, it’s also […]
RHOP Recap: Boundaries, Bayous and Beignets
Okay. Let’s do this. I haven’t eaten and a couple of days and am living on anxiety and this weird merlot kombucha thing I drink. So I am warning you now this is a more drunken recap than usual so fuck the (grammar and spelling) police in advance. I am kind of excited about this […]
RHOP Recap: The Big Easy Showdown
I wanted to watch last week’s episode that I basically missed but It seems I deleted it. This episode looks depressing which is the last thing I need at the moment. I can be severely depressed all by myself. So this may be a RHOP Recap, or it made be more of a RHOP discussion […]
RHOP Recap: Hot Mike
In tonight’s RHOP Recap, we welcome back Katie Rost. There are few people on these franchises that have some emotional issues. But Katie Rost is full blown crazy. Oh God. I think this might be the episode that caused Michael Darby so many problems. But first, the episode start’s with Ashley’s mother dropping by for […]
RHOP Recap: Here Comes The Bride
Right after we saw Porsha have her baby, we get to see Candiace walk down the aisle on this RHOP Recap. From the looks of the previews, it’s a quite dramatic episode. I’m not a fan of Candiace. Not just because of the way her name is spelled, but because of THIS. So lets get […]
RHOP Recap: That’s The Way The Cookie Crumbles
I’m not sure I am ready for a RHOP Recap! I am quite sure I don’t remember any of RHOP’s names! But I shall try my best! As it turns out, RHOP didn’t tape due to Game of Thrones and American Idol! So It’s going to have to wait until tomorrow. So, it’s tomorrow and […]
A Pregnacy, An Engagement And A New House…
This past week a few things were making the rounds that made me say, “okay, whatever.” So I am going to share the with you all in order to keep us all up to date. Ashley Darby Is Pregnant Is this news? I thought I at least hinted at this back when the housewives were […]
Kyle Richards Hosted A Huge Housewives Baby Shower For Andy Cohen At The Palm Beverly Hills
Kyle Richards hosted Andy Cohen’s Housewives Baby Shower today at his BFF Bruce Bozzi’s restaurant, The Palm in Beverly Hills. At least 35 housewives attended the event all bearing expensive gifts for Andy’s baby boy who is expected to arrive very soon via surrogate. It appears an OG in each city was responsible for inviting […]
All Charges Against Real Housewives Of Potomac, Michael Darby Have Been Thrown Out!
BY TAMARA TATTLES STAFF Someone in Potomac has it out for Michael Darby. It appears that Orville Palmer, cameraman for Truly Original is complicit in some sort of plot to slander and libel Michael Darby. Because this whole “butt grabbing is a felony story” looks like a hit job to me. A commenter here pointed […]
Michael Darby’s Victim Denied Permanent Restraining Order; Case Continues To Get Major Media Coverage
BY TAMARA TATTLE STAFF First of all, “butt-grabbing” is wrong. You should never grab anyone’s butt. If you are going to grab someone’s butt you should do it in dark bars while everyone is drunk like normal people. You should definitely never grab anyone’s butt while in their place of work*. It’s wrong. Very, very […]
Real Housewives of Potomac’s Michael Darby, Husband of Ashley Darby, Charged With Sexual Assault
BY TAMARA TATTLES STAFF It’s been a rough week of reporting a variety of sexual assault charges and convictions this week and the reports just keep coming. Today, TMZ is reporting that Michael Darby, Ashley Darby’s husband on Real Housewives of Potomac has been criminally charged with sexual assault for an event that occurred during […]
Real Housewives Of Potomac Reunion Finale: The Husbands Weigh In (EXCLUSIVE DETAILS)
I didn’t really hate this season of RHOP or recapping it. Thanks for sticking with me and my limited knowledge. Tonight the men are there. But first, seeing Karen so hurt is breaking my cold black heart and I don’t even care for her. How can the rest of these bitches keep their fat asses […]
Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion Part 1
In the preview for this show, we learned that Karen buried her father just a few days before the reunion. The message says two weeks prior but on the show itself they say he was buried “last Thursday.” The show was filmed the following Tuesday. Seven months before that she lost her mother. I feel […]
RHOP: Ugly Dresses, A Baby Bump, And A Marriage
I wasn’t planning on doing two posts about Potomac today but there has been all sorts of news today. At least it is news to me since I don’t pay much attention to this show. I had no idea that Monique was pregnant. She’s got quite the baby bump and it wasn’t mentioned on the […]