I know it doesn’t seem like it, but I am trying to do recaps whenever I can. This RHOP recap might not be up to snuff because I sure as hell am not, but last week I did a RHOP discussion thread and y’all mostly just wrote about anything except RHOP in the comments. It […]
RHOP Recap: Burnin’ And Beefin’
Really? We are dragging the “burn session” out for another episode? Make it stop! Will someone get stabbed with a fork? These women all seem to hate each other. Can’t we have any housewives shows that don’t increase my anxiety? Is that too much to ask? We have more than enough hate in the world […]
RHOP Recap: The Burn Season
Y’all don’t seem really into this show anymore. And I don’t get much discussion in the comments. So, I won’t have much to say in the recap most likely. I feel like I am screaming into the abyss here.. LOL. I don’t think it is the worst show airing right now. That goes to RHOSLC […]
RHOP Recap: Not All Fun And Games
Sometimes I try to guess the title of the show. Tonight’s guess was Family Matters. Clearly I overestimated these women. But all I care about is Wendy’s two year old. She is going to make a great running back one day. And I want to eat her up with a spoon. I wish I could […]
RHOP Recap: Stand In Your Truth
It’s time for episode three of the new season of RHOP and I am going to try my best to do a RHOP Recap. I feel like it has been a long time since the last season, and I struggle to really remember the dynamics of the show. I have got to go to bed […]
RHOP Recap: Spring Awakening
So, it’s time for a the RHOP premiere and this is my least favorite housewives franchise. I have gotten maybe three hours of sleep in the last 18 hours or so. So, I am going into the first RHOP recap crabby and unprepared. So hold on tight. Hopefully it won’t be as boring as that […]
Breaking News: Ashley Darby and Michael Darby Are Divorcing
Ashley Darby confirmed that she and Michael are divorcing in an exclusive statement to The Daily Dish on Tuesday (April 19). “Almost eight years ago, when Michael and I said ‘I do,’ we anticipated sharing every single day together from that moment forward. Unfortunately, that is not our current reality. We have decided to separate. We […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 4
Sorry for the delay. I think I got my days mixed up and missed a lot of recaps last night. I’m not feeling well and that just makes the anxiety and depression worse. I need to try and eat something but the anxiety just makes me throw it up. It’s annoying. Also, I feel like […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 3
Oh Yay! It’s time for another RHOP recap. We should be done with this by now but apparently, Bravo finds these reunion shows fascinating. It seems the ladies will be fighting over all the rumors spread by the worst blog in the world. And they are going to name it on air. For the record, […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part Two
Oh YAY? It’s time for another RHOP Recap for part two of an inexplicable four part reunion. The only thing I am really interested in is part four where Nicki Minaj shows up to read everyone for filth. I’m hoping she shows up at the end of part three but I’m not optimistic about that. […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 1
My brain is mush and I can’t remember anything. So am I forgetting some riveting crap that happened this season? Because I can imagine that there was more than two episodes of stuff for this reunion. Even with Nikki Minaj (?) showing up to the party. I kind of understood the RHOBH doing four episodes. […]
RHOP Recap: Altar-ed State Of Mind
It’s time for the last RHOP recap before the reunion. This photo of Robyn captures my mood tonight. I’m not expecting much. I suppose we have the vow renewal for Karen and “The Black Bill Gates.” And Juan and Michael finally show up on screen if only to fawn over each other. I didn’t think […]
RHOP Recap: Crab Boiling Over
Y’all I am irritated and agitated going into this RHOP recap, so I’m just not going to hold anything back. I cannot wait for this stupid trip to end. I feel like none of us liked last week’s episode. It was rather boring. With only two more episodes to go, THANK YOU JESUS, I am […]
RHOP Recap: Lost At Sea
It’s Sunday night when ever channel wants to air all the shows! And, it is time for another RHOP recap. Will this couples trip EVER END? I’m already over it. We finally get to the entreé portion of dinner. While Robyn and Gizelle plan to go to a hotel rather than have to walk across […]
Ashley Darby Gives Birth To A Baby Boy
Ashley Darby has another baby boy! Ashley says, “Hello, my darlings. Thank you all so much for the kind and warm wishes that you sent to us. This is our sweet baby born today. He’s absolutely incredible and amazing, and we’re over-the-moon excited.” “Michael just left the hospital to go be with Dean and give […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 3 Monique Quits!??
BREAKING NEWS! MONIQUE HAS REPORTED SHE HAS QUIT THE SHOW. It’s not worth the damage to her family. View this post on Instagram A post shared by Monique Samuels (@mrsmoniquesamuels) Finally, tonight it is the last RHOP recap of the season. Have we ever had three and a half hours of reunion fights before this? […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 2
Before we get started on tonight’s RHOP recap, I need to catch you up on some real time drama. Apparently, Jamal Bryant didn’t appreciate being called “pastor holy whore” on national TV. So he faked up his own “binder” and tried to come for Monique. It backfired, and made him look worse and he took […]
RHOP Recap: Reunion Part 1
Well the time as come for the RHOP recap. I can’t wait to see what is in Monique’s binder of receipts. She got color coated tabs and everything. How long did that take her to assemble? I guess we probably won’t get to the finale brawl on the first episode. First Andy goes to check […]
RHOP Recap: Deck The Halls With Drama (Finale)
I honestly feel like this is the THIRD fucking finale I have recapped this season. It just seems Sofa King long! I am so over these women and their drama. And yet, we have a three episode finale. Argh. I haven’t watched the previews so I have no clue what they will be bitching about […]
RHOP Reunion First Look: Do We Really Need Three Parts?
The RHOP Reunion trailer is out. And I have many questions. Can we start with WTF is happening to Robyn’s hair? Karen is all over the map. The clip starts with her ominously saying, ” We have broken each other this year.“ She goes on to say basically they need a healing and a new […]
RHOP Recap: Shifty Wigs
The leaves are still on the trees in Georgia but winter has come anyway. It’s been cold and dark and rainy and all I want to do is sleep. I’m pretty sure I did the 90 Day Fiance recap in my sleep. So this RHOP recap of the finale had to wait until I woke […]
A Glimpse At The RHOP Reunion
A socially distanced, in-person RHOP reunion was last Sunday and the rumor mill has been churning ever since. And not just about the ugly yellow dresses. I mean… these dresses are awful. Monique’s dress is the only halfway decent one. Karen’s is pretty but it looks like something took a huge bit out of her […]
RHOP Recap: Fifty Shades of Betrayal
It’s time for another RHOP Recap! Next week is the season finale. But tonight, there is a “dominatrix party’ and Ashley reveals that she has written a statement on behalf of Monique about what a hot head, shit stirrer with violent tendencies that Candiace is. OMG! My computer is suddenly able to right click again! […]
RHOP Recap: Picking Sides
I’ve been awake for all of ten minutes as my quest to get my sleeping schedule straight continues. Also, I don’t feel so good. I think it is the changing of the seasons- stuffy head, whiney attitude kind of crap. So I am getting a late start on this RHOP recap. But I could really […]
RHOP Recap: Portu-Girl Bye
Despite the fact that most of these women have no idea where Portugal is, nevertheless, off we go. I am kind of looking forward to this RHOP recap as it is one of the better seasons currently airing. That’s not saying much because RHOC really sucks hind teat this season. I am excited for Real […]
RHOP Recap: Hats Off, Shades On!
Sorry you guys. It’s been the weirdest day. I did the 90 Day recap and totally forgot about this. I didn’t have TV or Internet for most of the day today so I was anxious to just watch some fun, light shows and then I remembered! So. let’s knock out a RHOP Recap! And then, […]
RHOP Recap: No Shows & Show Downs
Please for the love of God tell me this episode is not two fucking hours long. I just did a two hour recap of 90 Day The Other way! Is this the finale? Sigh. It looks like I will be slogging through this RHOP Recap with limited comments. I hope to hell they added on […]
RHOP Recap: Fully Charged
It’s Sunday night and that means lots of recapping! I’m going to start with a RHOP recap tonight because most of you are more interested in Potomac than 90 Day Fiance the other way. And if I do 90 Day first the RHOP suffers. Tonight, Wendy is having a sip and see. Is she even […]
RHOP Recap: Taxing Time And Blurry Lines
I am really trying to get back into work mode after a very odd weekend. But I am getting to this RHOP Recap very late in the evening and I am exhausted so this recap will probably suck more than most. And I am just fine with any beatdown Candiace gets. I think she needs […]
RHOP Recap: Sorry, NOT Sorry
I finally got caught up on Real Housewives of Potomac and this season has a lot going on! But so do Sunday nights! So much to recap and no room on the DVR! But tonight, I’ve got room for a RHOP recap! It’s late and this POS new laptop is unable to handle the usage […]
RHOP Recap: Look Who’s Squawking
Last night I tried to take a nap before recapping and slept until morning. After weeks of not sleeping or eating, now all I want to do is sleep and eat. and eat and eat. While setting up for this RHOP recap I’m eating a bunch of Vietnamese food I ordered. I am learning that […]
RHOP Recap: Celebrations and Strange Explanations
Since I’m taping two shows at once right now, I had to stop sleep watching Beat Bobby Flay and nothing else was conducive to anxiety reduction during sleep, I figure I may as well just knock out this RHOP recap. We start with Gizelle taking a dance class with one of her daughters. She’s trying […]
RHOP Recap: Sip And See You Later
It’s time to head back to the DC area for another RHOP Recap! Sometimes a week feels like a whole year over here. I can barely remember last Sunday. And yet, I persist. So let’s do this. We have seven full on housewives, somehow this season is going to be about Charrisse? Maybe she should […]