By The Lady Cocotte Another (Mon)day, another Vanderpump Rules. Last week we revisited the Orlando massacre and it brought up a lot of feelings. Luckily, our amazing commenters brought the wisdom and healing we sorely needed. I’m really grateful for our little community here. And now the VPR kids can get back to what they […]
Vanderpump Rules: Pride
By The Lady Cocotte Mondays suck but at least we get new Vanderpump Rules. I can usually count on these crazy “kids” for a few chuckles. But this week is going to be rough. It’s Gay Pride week (which is normally all about joy) but we’re going to cover the Orlando massacre. And from the […]
Vanderpump Rules Premiere: A Whole Lot of Fuss Over A Little Cunnilingus
Now that you’ve made it though the first part of RHOOC Reunion, if you would like still more bitching and insults between women, on Tonight’s premiere, it seems Kentucky, Lala, and Stassi all take their fair share of hits. Oh and James will probably be pushed around by Jax. So yay for more abusive […]
Things I Learned on Vanderpump Rules “Secrets Revealed”
Peter has a dad bod. Sandoval thinks it is cute and funny to rub his naked ass all over Sandoval when he is passed out. LVP has 8 dogs, 8 swans, 7 turtles and two mini-horses. The Toms both think that they are “building modeling careers.” Kristen and James sought out a Crystal Therapist to […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part 3 Recap: Damn They All Go HAM on Me, Man!
I was shocked to see this show in my DVR tonight. I honestly thought we already did this. I even checked my last post about this reunion and it was indeed part two. So, Here we go again. I’m really more excited about the premiere of Southern Charm, so I apologize in advance for […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part 2 Recap: “I’ve Been In Jail Five Times But Not For Anything Criminal!”
Vanderpump Rules put up some great numbers this season and the numbers just kept on growing. For that reason, we have a three part reunion. Even though it could all be covered in a half an hour. On look, it’s Andy. Ugh. Andy wants to talk about James showing up half nekkid to SUR […]
Vanderpump Rules Reunion: Down & Dirty
I totally forgot about the Vanderpump Rules reunion. I am watching it now in real time as it didn’t tape. Kristen is half naked. There is a lot discussion about James and his drinking problem. Kristen discusses how she “found” the Uber receipt for James cheating with Jenna but going through the emails in his […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Push Comes to Shove (It Up Your Nose!)
By Contributing Writer Xanadude In honor of tonight’s Vanderpump Rules finale, I’m drinking LVP Sangria. Yes, the embargo has been lifted here in Large Texas City – a new store is now carrying the Sangria (Thanks, World Market!) after being banished from the Major Chain (Goody Goody Liquor, which is a damn damn fine […]
A Whole Nuther Hour of Vanderpump Rules Nonsense
Andy is just obsessed with this show for some reason. The ratings have been okay this season as they try to pump up their numbers to RHOOC levels, but this is some serious overkill. Last night, after the actual episode, Bravo tagged on another hour the first half f which is #WWHL and the second […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Kray Kray Kristen IS BACK Y’ALL!
By Contributing Writer Xanadude! Next week is the Vanderpump Rules Season Finale, so this episode sort of tees up a lot of stuff for next week’s payoff. Katie “asks” LVP if they can have their engagement party at Villa Blanca, Pinky’s house and Sanctuary for Deformed Animals, for the uninitiated. LVP agrees with the proviso […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Too Little, Too Late
By Contributing Writer Xanadude On tonight’s Vanderpump Rules, we learn Stassi has Lyme Disease and Scheana has Munchausen’s. Not really,but,judging on page counts and comments, that’s all you people want to talk about. Lyme Lyme Lyme. Munchausen Munchausen Munchausen. Divorce. Con Artist. Fakey fakey fake fake. There. Satisfied? Then let’s get to adulting with the […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: “Beach, Please”
By Contributing Writer Xanadude “Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy. The savage’s whole existence is public, ruled by the laws of his tribe. Civilization is the process of setting man free from men.” I don’t normally agree with Ayn Rand, but since Lala brought her up as her new favorite author (Lala. […]
Vanderpump Rules News on Reunion and Jax
Let’s start with the latest news on Jax (and Kentucky). Jax had an appearance in Hawaii this past week for his felony charges as a result of his drunken decision to steal a pair of sunglasses while there filming the show. Somehow, Jax and Kentucky turned that into a week long Valentine’s vacation in a hotel with ocean front […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Bitch Ghost
By Contributing Writer, Xanadude Much as in real life lately, tonight’s Vanderpump Rules was full of weird edits – or is that just me and medication I’m on? Scenes would start at one point in time and then jump back to an event the previous evening. Night would become day in the space of a […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Like So Many Beans She Has Flicked Before
By Contributing Writer, Xanadude This old man (and, like, LVP, for now I plan on starting all conversations with “This old man…” just to shade Stassi for a while. Although it is, technically, Jax, who is the same age as Ken,who should be calling himself “this old man,” but I digress…) Puckers and Pouts his […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Bitch Is Back
Xanadude, Guest Contributor The bitch is back. (It’s like he doesn’t even read my recaps!) I don’t mean Stassi. I mean me. After a week long reprieve from the radiator, I’m back at my post and ready to talk some Vanderpump Rules. But first – couple of random things from last week, which was recapped […]
WWHL With Ariana Madix and Tom Sandoval
Ho Hum… Really Andrew? Ariana and Sandoval? Okay. Let’s see what happens. Andy shames Scheana for thrusting Shay in front of alcohol and telling Shay not to be a bore. Ariana seems to think that Shay’s drinking was not a problem because there are people on the show that drink a lot more. Because […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Bitch Is Back
Your usual recapper for Vanderpump Rules, Xanadude, put in for some for vacation time which I begrudgingly granted and he is off with El Spouso. who is a having a milestone birthday! I’ve already heard from the happy couple who are having lots of fun without us. Meanwhile, I got slammed with two late […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap Hawaii: Nipples, Nipples, Nipples!
by Guest Contributor Xanadude Discussion topic for later: Is VPR “the best days of our lives,” as proclaimed in the theme song, or a “brief, stupid moment in our lives,” as stated by Kristen? Take out your number two pencils, open your blue book, and remember to show your work! On to our recap: […]
Vanderpump Rules Vacation Bingo!
FUN! by Xanadude! In anticipation of tonight’s VPR trip to Hawaii, your humble contributing writer has put together the annual Vanderpump Rules Vacation Bingo Card and or checklist! Play along at home, and once you’ve completed the list reward yourself with your favorite adult beverage! There are two ways to play. Option One: To […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: “This Brief Stupid Moment in Our Lives”
Xanadude Contributing Writer Let’s jump right in and talk about something I never noticed until tonight: the way LVP’s necklace is cradled perfectly in her ample bosom in the opening credits. They didn’t get that in one take without gluing them in place, right? I mean, I’ve never had breasts and have no plans to […]
Watch What Happens Live With Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz
On this episode of WWHL, we have the engaged couple, Katie and Schwartz. And I really must say, that I personally think marrying a gay man is the way to go. Good job Katie. Way less drama. And I’m guessing he has a trust fund. That hair though… ugh. Scwartz cusses within the first […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: You Probably Think This Show Is About You, Don’t You?
Xanadude Contributing Writer Welcome back to another recap of VanderPump Rules! We open this week with Schwartz visiting LVP at the Pink Palace. Pinky has not had a chance to clean the poop from the bridge and warns Schwartz as he crosses it – she HAS had a chance to add some pink highlights to […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: What Happened in Vegas
BY: Xanadude The title of this episode is “What Happened in Vegas” and, you know what? Nothing happened, which is pretty much what what needed to happen, since the guys all have pissed off partners at home. No one got pregnant, no one got married, not one chunky sweater was tossed to the ground. […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Boys Will Be Boys
By Xanadude Like a between course sorbet, this episode really was nothing more than a palate cleanser after the spit flecked main course of last week. The unpleasantness of James and Jax fighting is quickly dismissed after a hiss from Pinky, who turns her attentions back to the more civilized guests at the table. The […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap
BY XANADUDE (Sorry I forgot the byline in haste to get it up tonight!) Before beginning with the nonsense that is tonight’s VanderPump Rules, takes a minute and check out Covenant House, the charity featured on tonight’s show. No snark about this. I work with underprivileged and homeless kids and teens as well, so […]
Vanderpump Rules: Isn’t Every Day Gay Pride in Weho?
Thoughts By Xanadude It’s the Gay Pride Episode! Last year LVP poured all of her energy into PUMP, leaving poor SUR to an underwhelming and tipless day for the staff. This year Pinky plans on both parties being huge, and has the familiar pre-party angst that so many of us can relate to – what […]
XanaDude’s Thoughts on Tonight’s Vanderpump Rules
By: Xanadude Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome to SUR! Outside it may be winter, but here it is hot! Life is beautiful. The servers are beautiful. Even the bussers are beautiful. One stage tonight, we cannot present Fraulein Sally Bowles, as she has been dead for over fifty years, but we DO have another delusional singer of […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Cock of the Walk
I totally for about Xanadude taking these recaps over until about an hour before the show. I tried to find out if he was good to go but haven’t heard back. I having some weird kind of health issue today, but I shall forge ahead and if Xanadude turns in his paper, I’ll be […]
Vanderpump Rules Aftershow Recap: Xanaduuu…..de
By Xanadude A couple of brief notes on the AfterShow, which you should be watching: It’s a comedy show and recapping it would be like describing porn to someone who just masturbated, so just some points – Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman are the hosts. They are amazingly funny. They aren’t taking the show […]
Better Than A Recap: Xanadude’s Thoughts on Tonight’s Vanderpump Rules
By Xanadude As much as y’all love this guy would it kill you to follow him on Twitter? Going in, kids, in the immortal words of Nick Lowe: “Cruel to be kind, means that I love you.” I wouldn’t be watchin’ and snarkin’ if I didn’t love this show. Let’s address the big topic straight […]
Vanderpump Rules Recap: New Blood
Meet Lala Has she slept with Jax yet? She says she is every guy’s type. And I am sure she is. Except perhaps grown men who have to introduce their date to the boss, colleagues or parents as “Lala.” But other than those guys, she is probably their type. I can see James the dishwasher […]
Vanderpump Rules Season Premiere: Playtime’s Over
It’s time for a new season of Vanderpump Rules and I could not be happier. I didn’t dig it much at first but you guys made me recap and now it’s one of my favorite shows. I’ll take anything above recapping another housewives show with menopausal women screaming and damning people to hell and yanking […]