The final regular episode is finally here! That means, what 122 more episodes of reunions and lost footage? At the end of tonight’s episode you will see a teaser for the reunion and all the ladies are in white dresses. Nene of course has a meltdown at the mention of her mother and has to be […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Chasing Nay Nay
Kandi Kandi has called in a stylist for a date with Todd. Normally, I would find this ridiculous, but this is Kandi we are talking about. Did you see what she wore in Manila? But this guy is NOT the stylist. He brings her some leopard crap. She needs to hire Shun Melson. On the date […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: From Zen to Sin
The ladies must move on from their Zen resort (The Farm) and move on to their next destination. Everyone is relaxed and getting along! They are heading back to Manila to stay at the Shangri la Makati Hotel in Manila. They are really putting on the dog for the housewives with half the staff greeting them […]
עקרות בית אמיתיות של אטלנטה Recap
הלילה, עקרות בית האמיתית של אטלנטה הלכו למנילה. זה היה פרק גדול באמת. הייתי recapped את זה אבל היום הוא יום ראשון של הדקלים ואני fobidden כדי לקבל גישה לtechology בימים נוראים. שלום להיות איתך בעונה זו של עדשים. שלום
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Another Completely Fakeass Episode
Oh God, I had somehow blocked out the last episode of this show and was sitting here wondering where we were going tonight. I completely forgot the TV shrink chasing Nene into the parking lot. I’m not sure who looks dumber, the shrink or Nene sashsaying away in her Pep Boys uniform. I think she […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: False Piety and Fake Therapy
Here we are back for episode seventeen of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Is it me or does it seem a lot longer than that. I guess it is all of those Sundays off for awards shows and football games. I am so read for this season to be over. Phaedra We start with Phaedra bitching […]
Nene’s Blog This Week Is Short and Senseless Just Like Her Wig!
This ghostwriter of Nene’s has a super easy gig going. Short blogs only a couple paragraphs a week. The theme is always the same: I’m Gone With The Wind Fabulous and Everyone Else is “Thirsty.” It’s all very repetitive. Well hello there honey, it’s me again! Just stopping by to spill a little tea on […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Southern Discomfort
It’s time for Real Housewives of Atlanta and frankly, I’m not sure what the storyline we are supposed to be looking forward to is. More Kandi and Todd marital disharmony? More Mr. Chocolate innuendo? I’m bored and it hasn’t even started yet. Meanwhile, I’m on injured reserve from three hours of really hard digging in […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Melts in Your Mouth, Not in Your Hands
Phaedra LOL We start with Apollo’s video he posted from the prison where he says he is about to “go asunder,” which always makes me wonder what he thought that meant during his wedding vows. And it ends with “you will be hearing from me shortly,” as if he thought he was going to […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Goodbye Apollo, Hello Mr. Chocolate
Claudia Jordan We start this episode of RHOA, refreshingly, with Team Pretty. Cynthia and Kenya go to see Claudia’s apartment now that she is fully moved in with all of her furniture. I read on one of her blogs that Cynthia had some issues with moving her furniture to Atlanta and several things were stolen. […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Write Your Own Damn Recap.
In case you haven’t noticed, I’m not really feeling the blog lately. So tonight, I’m gonna let y’all write your own damn Real Housewives of Atlanta recaps. I’m not excited about the manufactured drama between Claudia and THOT over Kordell, or Kenya’s new show in the works with Roger Bobb, and I know the real […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Road Trip!
Nene On tonight’s Real Housewives of Atlanta, the ladies arrive back home from their trip. Nene’s personal valet picks her up at Hartsfield. Nene talks to Gregg about being around all those negative girls. LOL. Nene explains her version of the fight to Gregg. At that was all we saw of Nene. Expect to see […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Divide and Ki-Ki
On tonight’s Real Housewives of Atlanta , we begin back at the scene of the read heard ’round the world . Claudia Jordan begins by reading Nene Leakes for filth and later calls out Porsha Williams escorting service for Nigerians! Claudia: You’re worried about my clit and my bankruptcy and my finances, like why are you […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Puerto Read-0
I’m not sure if we actually even GET to Puerto Rico tonight based on the episode description. In case you missed my tea during filming, you can read it here. It’s interesting to note that at this time, Demetria was still holding a peach and Claudia was not. Perhaps the drama on this trip was […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: 50 Shades of Shade
Tonight, Kenya Moore will be on TV for three and a half hours spanning three shows on two networks. Will this blogger make it through the entire time? To be honest, I’m not sure I will get to WWHL before tomorrow. But we will see. Tonight on RHOA, Cynthia and Peter shop for a new […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: She Can’t Come Like No Cabbage!
I just read the little synopsis for this episode and I’m telling you right now I am so over the Kandi and Todd storyline. It never ceases to amaze me how Bravo can manipulate our little pea brains to like or hate the same person from season to season. I really liked Kandi at […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Nice to Metria
I don’t know if it is the crap weather, or the fact that my days and nights are sort of backwards, or the lack of sunlight, or what but there just seems to be a big cloud of negativity everywhere. I guess it is sort of fitting for tonight’s Real Housewives of Atlanta because tonight […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Make-ups and Breakdowns
First of all, my thoughts are with our friends in Sydney tonight as some sort of terrorist situation is going on there. Everyone be safe. We are right back where we left last week with Nene running her ugly mouth at Cynthia and Cynthia just sitting there watching Nene implode. I just noticed Porsha’s hair. If […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta Friend or Faux (Recap)
I’ve had sort of a stressful evening so I am sipping the hell out of some wine and loading all the weapons and taking the collar off the attack dog in case he “gets loose.” So don’t sweat me about this Real Housewives of Atlanta recap. I may or may not have to stop and […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: Bury the Ratchet (Recap)
I am slow on the go tonight so this may take forever, but here we go on the Real Housewives of Atlanta. I’m also trying a new format tonight so let’s get on with the show. KANDI I don’t even need to see this scene before I know it is going to be more evidence […]
Real Housewives of Atlanta: All Tea, All Shade (Recap)
I can’t wait for us to get to know Claudia Jordan tonight! First, Cynthia and Porsha talk about Cynthia’s party. Porsha throws shade right of the bat toward Cynthia saying she started out as little Nene and now she is baby Kenya. Porsha is so funny in these scenes talking about Claudia. This is before she knew […]