Don’t get excited this is probably not going to be a real RHOSLC recap. My TV only half works and now my remote is acting all janky. Also I haven’t seen this show in weeks. For whatever reason it is not taping. Heather and Whitney are apparently still at large. It looks like we are […]
RHOSLC Recap: Rsvplease
Apologies. My DVR is being a PITA today. It was impossible to delete things set to record. So things have to be moved around. It doesn’t help that Andy Cohen has to tack his stupid show on to the end of all the housewives shows. Thankfully the second airing of RHOSLC starts at 10:30. So […]
RHOSLC Recap: Choir Of Chaos
Is Mercury in retrograde? My TV is dying, my remote only works here and there, and this site keeps freezing up on me. I do not have the patience for all of this. Also, this explains why RHOSLC didn’t record for me last week so I am at a loss. It was apparently the episode […]
RHOSLC Recap: On Thin Ice
Dear Lord, we are only on episode five of this season of RHOSLC. Doesn’t it feel LONGER? Like a LOT LONGER? Let’s hope we move this story along tonight. Last week’s episode IN MY OPINION was the worst episode of housewives I have EVER SEEN. I thought there would be more comments to that effect. […]
RHOSLC Recap: Bad Weather Betrayal
I guess I will attempt to do a RHOSLC Recap really quickly in between puking up Gatorade in a bucket. YAY! Last week’s episode was probably the worst episode of any housewives show in history. So, I probably won’t have much to say. I’m itching to get back to bed. So, we are back in […]
RHOSLC Recap: Are Y’all Still Watching This?
There is currently NOTHING on Bravo for season three of RHOSLC. I’ve never seen a housewives franchise get this little amount of attention on their website. So far there are no previews, there isn’t even a schedule at all for today yet though it is 8 am at the moment. The RHOSLC recaps here get […]
RHOSLC Recap: Searching For Sereni-Tea
Tonight’s RHOSLC Recap should be named something to do with blankets. I have a lot to say about the blanket scenes in this week’s episode, but we will get to that later. Lisa, Lisa, Lisa… Meredith drops by Whitney’s house with a clear agenda to talk trash about her former bestie Lisa. I get it, […]
RHOSLC Recap: Revenge Marks The Spot
It’s time for the much anticipated RHOSLC premiere. I should have studied more on how to tell Meredith and Lisa apart before doing this RHOSLC Recap. I’m not ready! Nevertheless I shall try my best. We start with a bunch of interview outtakes from season one when the ladies all claimed to love each other […]
RHOSLC Recap: Reunion Part 3
Thank God this season of RHOSLC is coming to an end and this is the last RHOSLC recap of the season! It’s been an exhausting season. And I think it’s all going to hit the fan tonight. I’m so not ready. It’s been a weird day and I didn’t get a damn thing done. I […]
RHOSLC Recap: Reunion Part 2
Before we get to tonight’s RHOSLC recap, I have a couple of related things to mention. First, once again, this was listed as a reunion AGAIN by Spectrum. But, even weirder the episode description for the second part of the reunion is “Mary reveals intimate details about her marriage and sets the record straight about […]
RHOSLC Recap: Reunion Part One
First of all, I didn’t realize I failed to do a RHOSLC recap for the finale until last night. My Spectrum DVR keeps listing new shows as old shows so they don’t record. So, not only did I not do a recap I didn’t see the show. I’m watching now on demand. I dislike watching […]
RHOSLC Recap: Memorial Meltdown
Well tonight’s RHOSLC sounds like a doozy. I am planning to stay completely Team Meredith on this. If anyone were to question me about how I grieved my FATHER or questioned me about the services I would never speak to them again. I don’t understand why this is such an issue. Even if there was […]
RHOSLC Recap: Cinco De Mayhem
In the summertime, when 8 or 9 p.m. rolls around. I often wonder how the heck it got so late and scramble to get ready to recap. In the winter time like today, around 6:30 p.m. I can’t understand how early it is and how I am going to stay up long enough to pound […]
RHOSLC Recap: Sorrys And Sleep Overs
Before we get to tonight’s RHOSLC recap, I need to address the Jennie situation. A couple of weeks ago someone sent me some of Jennie’s Facebook posts from 2020 during the time of the BLM protests. The first one was a cartoon she retweeted. You know those family stickers people have on their SUVs with […]
RHOSLC Recap: Who’s Calling Who A Fraud?
Let’s hope I can do a better job on this week’s RHOSLC recap than I did last week. For some reason, all kinds of real life shit happens on Sunday nights and tonight is no exception. Also, I have been struggling to get photos but I am starting to realize that my Internet is very […]
RHOSLC Recap: Holy Mother Of Zion
Before we get to tonight’s RHOSLC recap, I want to link to my exclusive details on Mary Cosby being a no show to the reunion. Click here for all the tea. The short version is that we are not going to have Mary Cosby to kick around much longer. But hey we can still kick […]
RHOSLC Recap: The Miseducation of Mary Cosby
I’m just getting this up so I can go back to bed and cry about Betty White dying while Hallmark is airing all of her shows, It’s up to the Golden Girls now. So this will just be my random thoughts rather than a RHOSLC recap. More like if we watched it together. I’m bored […]
RHOSLC Recap: What The Pho?
Tonight’s RHOSLC recap seems promising. Or at least the show does. Jen Shah is back and Jennie finally has a storyline. She’s the bone carrier. I’ve slept off and on all day. For some reason the TV changed over to Bravo rather than the usual Hallmark movies I sleep to this time of year. They […]
RHOSLC Recap: Fair Weather Friends
It is very surprising to me that the ratings for RHOSLC are not as high as I expected. Porsha’s Family matters got 777,000 viewers last week. RHOSLC that airs right behind it got 722,000. I just try to get through the Porsha recap so I can get to my RHOSLC recap that I am way […]
RHOSLC Recap: A House Divided
Okay, before you even begin to read the RHOSLC recap I need you to click this link to the latest open forum. You can skip over all the usual blatherings and go straight to the YouTube. The Uber driver who picked up Jen Shah from Heather’s house has spilled all the tea on where Jen […]
RHOSLC Recap: Old Testaments, New Revelations
Onward and upward to the RHOSLC Recap! I don’t understand why this franchise is not bringing the ratings. When I just heard that the new city was Salt Lake City, I thought Andy Cohen was making a joke. But it’s fascinating, we have a cult leader, a healthy man and former cult member dying two […]
RHOSLC Recap: Highway To Vail
I am so excited about this RHOSLC Recap. Andy Cohen has called this one of the top five housewivs shows of all time! While Jen Shah is on the highway to hell, the others are on the highway to Vail. And I can’t wait to hear all the gossip on the van. Hopefully, Jen is […]
RHOSLC Recap: I Was Driving Carpool!
Well, well, well by the very end of this episode we will finally be caught up to the point we started at for the first episode. This basically means that the part we have all been waiting for will begin on next week’s episode. So, let me knock out this RHOSLC recap really quick and […]
RHOSLC Recap: A Wolf Pack Of Secrets
While doing setups for tonight’s RHOSLC Recap, I noticed that you guys actually comment the more on the RHOP posts than these. I assumed it was the other way around. I also thought that tonight was the episode that we finally catch up in time to when Jen gets arrested. But alas that doesn’t seem […]
RHOSLC Recap: Slippery Slope
It’s time for another RHSLC recap. Are we caught up to the moment when Jen Shah gets arrested by the feds yet? No, no we are not. Le sigh. I hope next season involves Mary and her grandpa/husband being taken away in handcuffs. It seems there are plenty of felons we could be filming in […]
RHOSLC Recap: Sex, Lies & Sister Wives
Well, at least this weeks title seems interesting. Last week’s episode certainly was not. Let’s do this RHOSLC Recap and see what’s on the agenda. I haven’t even watched any previews because my hunk of junk laptop doesn’t want to right click anymore. Oh an in other random Jen Shah news she is allegedly being […]
RHOSLC Recap: Gin And Bear It
The Bravo Site really didn’t give us anything for tonight’s RHOSLC recap so I am not exactly sure what to expect tonight. The men are apparently going to have a guy’s night so that should be interesting. Especially, if Sharrieff is there. Well, speaking of Sharrieff, Jen goes outside to check on her husband who […]
RHOSLC Recap: Friendship Roulette
I don’t know about y’all but I am ready to get back to the point in time where Jen Shah gets arrested. But on tonight’s RHOSLC recap, we see a new friends, Angie Harrington. Maybe we saw her before, but as usual I cannot recall. Let’s get to the brawling, shall we? Wow that RHOP […]
RHOSLC Recap: Fishing For The Truth
Y’all, I am so pissed that despite adding 30 extra minutes to my Big Brother recording, I didn’t get to see the end. Hopefully, I can watch it on demand tomorrow. In the mean time I will not be going to comments in the BB forums. Let me try to get through this RHOSLC recap […]
RHOSLC Recap: Icy Apology
On tonight’s RHOSLC recap we go back to a couple months before Jen Shah was arrested by the Feds. If you recall in season one, it was not just the viewers who didn’t understand what Jen Shah’s job was. Heather was particularly confused. She recently admitted as much on WWHL. It will be interesting to […]
RHOSLC Recap: Best of Frenemies
OMG! HERE WE GO! It’s ALL HAPPENING on tonight’s RHOSLC RECAP! I am so excited for this episode. Sadly, there will be a two month flashback. Let’s hope those two months don’t take up too many episodes! We start with all the ladies arriving on a bus for the cast trip. But then, Jen gets […]
Y’all! RHOSLC Is Going To Be Fire!
I can’t stop watching the first seven minutes of Salt Lake City. For some reason when I try to share Bravo clips from the site with you, it always puts a 12 minute episode of Last Chance Kitchen in front of it. It’s infuriating! But if you just click to the end of LCK you […]
RHOSLC Recap: Reunion Part 3
I’m not really sure we even need a third reunion episode for this show. Nevertheless, we have one so there is one final RHOSLC recap for this season. The new season is already filming and everyone is back. Let us pray that the next season will not air at 10pm. The only thing worse than […]