BY: POPCULTUREKELLY If it’s Monday then you know it’s Summer House recap time! This reunion looks to be a hot mess. Just like we love! To preface this recap, I will try my best to make it as cohesive as possible. It’s hard with the back and forth. I will forever bow to our fearless […]

BY: POPCULTUREKELLY Phew, we’ve made it to the season finale Summer House recap! We did it y’all! Through all the ups and downs, screaming and slut shaming, prenup and Craig/Austen scenes, we’ve arrived. Though it will end with a wedding most of us don’t want to happen, I’m sure it will at least be aesthetically […]

BY: POPCULTUREKELLY Get your best tiara and corsage ready for this week’s Summer House recap! Before we have fun, we must revisit Kyle’s implosion from last week. Poor guy looks like he’s going to have a stroke. Danielle, Lindsay and Carl ultimately take Kyle home as he was too upset to stay at the restaurant. […]

BY: POPCULTUREKELLY It’s Summer House recap Monday! The zoo is slowly on the mend. Shall we take all the good will from Easter/Passover and give grace to our favorite heathens? NOPE. What fun would that be? Let’s get judgy as shit and begin! We pick up at the winery with Lindsay and Amanda talking. Lindsay […]

BY: POPCULTUREKELLY Y’all, I am so sick for this Summer House recap. It’s not the vid but it’s just as nasty. Unfortunately this will be a short recap. Maybe it will be better because not much happened, yet much to discuss. There was a beautiful beach picnic that Robert and Danielle put on. Lobster rolls, […]

BY: POPCULTUREKELLY Happy Summer House recap day! I spent the weekend celebrating my baby boy turning 5 (SOB). I’m exhausted today and I don’t even drink! I don’t know how our Summer House gang does it. But my God I’m glad they do! Before we begin, I have to acknowledge the amazing TT readers. We […]

BY: POPCULTUREKELLY This is the Summer House recap I’ve been dreading. I (think) this is where all my grace for Ciara disappears. I’m reserving judgment until we see the scene where she throws a glass at Danielle in its entirety. For now, we pick up with Lindsay having sex with not Austen. Austen and Luke […]

BY: POPCULTUREKELLY It’s Summer House recap Monday y’all! We are still in Happily Ever After at Lindsay’s party. Austen is still staining our tv screen. Austen and Lindsay hook up about a million times.  He tells Andrea, who tells him that he’s just enjoying the drama. Andrea doesn’t think it’s nice. Ciara and Austen have […]

BY: POPCULTUREKELLY It’s an exciting day here at PCK Zoo. It’s Summer House recap night. Also, It’s the day that my oldest son got his driver’s license! Congratulations J! I look at him with such love and pride. Also with fervent  hope that he will never end up in a relationship like Kyle and Amanda’s. […]

BY: POPCULTUREKELLY How did this Summer House recap come up so fast? What a week. Praying for world peace whilst watching vapid people in toxic relationships is wild. Yet here we are. Danielle, Paige and Ciara are still pondering how to tell Amanda that Kyle doesn’t like her. Lol not exactly that, but mostly. Kyle […]

BY: POPCULTUREKELLY It’s Summer House recap Monday, y’all! Today in Mass the weather was GORGEOUS. Husby and I took the zoolings out for the whole day. It was wonderful. It feels appropriate to write about Summer House on days like this! We begin with a montage of the gang in the city. Lindsay and Carl […]

BY: POPCULTUREKELLY It’s the day after the Super Bowl, A.K.A.  Summer House recap day! I’m still on cloud 9 after that amazing halftime performance. In the words of Mary J. Blige: Let’s get it percolatin’ in this dancery! We pick up at Amanda’s birthday party with Paige and Andrea in the bedroom. Awe, Mya feels […]

By: POPCULTUREKELLY This Summer House recap day snuck up on me! I was feeling better until I just realized Austen is coming to the house this week. Blech. For those waiting with baited breath wanting to know if Craig and Krisitin Cavallari are still “fucking”, the answer is of course. Craig smooth-talks Paige into not […]

BY: POPCULTUREKELLY It’s always weirdly comforting to write a Summer House recap whilst buried in 6 feet of snow. It may be snow covered out of my window, but on tv it is blazin hot! Speaking of weather, I’m a bit under it today. This recap may be brief, I apologize. I had to get […]

BY: POPCULTUREKELLY How excited are we for another Summer House recap? This show is so good. We pick up where we left off last week with Kyle and Amanda screaming at each other. Kyle makes a good point that they are having the same argument they had two summers ago. I thought I was imagining […]

BY: POPCULTUREKELLY Hello everyone! It’s been a hot second but here we are again for another Summer House recap! We are picking things up a few months after the crew left Vermont and the Winter House. We have two new faces plus one familiar one. Mya, who is beautiful, is Paige’s friend from New York. […]