OMG I was bingewatching Bad Judge and time got away from me. Suddenly, I am 9 minutes late into RHONJ and it is NOT taping! I tuned in just in time to hear Amber telling Dina about “Alana” the hooker side of her? WTF? I feel like I missed so much in nine minutes! Did […]
WWHL With Jim and Amber Marchese
I’m going to take one for the team and recap this episode. I am warning you in advance I may tag out before the entire excruciating 30 minutes are over if Andy let’s this be an entire show of talking about THE CANCER. I find it odd that Andy has not tweeted a picture with […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: #SorryNotSorry
We are starting with a fake scene filmed in June. This time Kathy and Jacqueline will not be eating salad, or lunch, no dear readers, this time we get to watch them eat…..wait for it….Kathy’s cannoli! Because watching Jac, who did not film the entire season eat random food items is still more interesting than […]
Dina Manzo and Amber Marchese Blog War. Winner? Manzo!
I started this blog thinking that only Dina had a new post up. But Amber snuck one in that was either late from last week or early for this one. I guess she might be trying to avoid the part where she is sitting on the curb crying. Anyway, there is a lot to catch […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Jim, Please Pack Your Knives and Go
It’s time to tune in to RHONJ and find out how long Jim Marchese lasts in Florida before (hopefully) being thrown out in his pointy little head. We’re back in Florida and everyone is drunk. Bobby confronts Jim over the rumor he is putting out that Bobby has another girlfriend. Jim says he say pictures […]
Welcome To Amber’s Mind…
There were not many Bravo blogs from the Real Housewives of New Jersey this week. Teresa just thanked everyone for their support. Melissa laughed about Amber’s phone call. And Dina warned us that Scary Island pales in comparison to what we are about to witness in Florida. The twins didn’t put up anything. at all. […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Roses Are Red, Dina is Blue
With little to no explanation, Amber arrives at Melissa’s house with chicken soup of assorted food. Lots of hugs. Melissa’s aunt has died and Joe is very busy with work so she is struggling. Amber was very sweet. She did have to point out that she had cancer just like Melissa’s mom. How long will […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Fambily Business
Well this has certainly been a long dramatic week. So much turmoil in the world, in the US, and on the Internet. Let’s hope that this episode of RHONJ will be a little big less emotional. Can I just throw this out there about Amber’s hair before we get started? If she had chemo and […]
Why Can’t Anyone See That Amber Is Clearly The Victim ?
Amber’s RHONJ blog is up and she has shifted her attitude from anger to victim. She’s turning into the RHONJ version of Tamra Barney. That’s quite the feat this early in her first (and probably last) season. Her blog was super long and repetitive. She and Jim both attempt to use words they really don’t […]
RHONJ Blog Round-up: Does Amber Deserve a Second Chance?
All of the RHONJ blogs are up except for Amber’s and Nicole’s and theirs will probably warrant their own blog. Most everyone agrees that Jim is an idiot but a few of the RHONJ are trying to give Amber the benefit of the doubt. For me the strangest blog is Dina’s. I’m going to need […]
Amber Marchese on WWHL: To Know Jim Is to Love Jim
Well, this WWHL should be good. Jim is the drinking word! Right away David Arquette says the best part of the night was the whale vagina comment. Then Andy tries to get him to repeat the comment and they get it wrong. Because half the people who use the term douchebag don’t even know the […]
Amber is Very Angry With Melissa and The Twins
UPDATE2: Jim has his own account now. He is sharing about himself. His hobbies appear to be suing people, and sport fucking. Probably in that order. I don’t see him as particularly skillful in either activity. HER IS THE LINK TO HIS TWITTER PAGE. UPDATE: Jim has taken time out from suing people and his […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Blog Roundup: It’s All About Amber and Jim.
I started this blog by reading Dina’s blog. It’s literally a philosophical discussion on “intention.” It reads as an advice column or perhaps a morning meditation. It’s weird and irrelevant. Everyone’s blog is about Amber and/or Jim. Before I even read the rest of them, I should point out that Amber had some sort of […]
Big Brother Wednesday Night Recap: Amber Alert
Zach sure does know how to piss people off. We get a montage of his bad behavior. The guys realize that everyone hates Zach so much that anyone would put him on the block. They do have a little fear of Zach blowing up everyone’s game. Frankie is trying to keep Zach under control and […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Blog Round-up
I just posted Amber Marchese’s blog in a separate post because she had A TON to say this week. Here are the highlights, and low lights from the other New Jersey fishwives Housewives. From Dina’s Blog: Well the shit’s about to hit the fan with Amber and the twins, and when I say hit the […]
Caleb is Getting Creepier by the Day!
Don’t forget to watch Big Brother tonight at 8! I plan to recap it, but things are rolling in left and right here today and I am swamped. I can’t miss the veto ceremony though!
Wil Heuser’s Latest Big Brother Parodies ROCK
I know I am super far behind recapping Big Brother. I promise to try to get caught up tonight but there is A LOT going on in the Tamaratattles.com home office. Even worse than being behind on Big Brother is being behind on Wil Heuser’s parodies to let’s fix that issue right now. If you […]
Amber Marchese’s Husband Has a Shady Past…
I was working on a quick RHONJ blog round-up, that I will still publish, but I suddenly realized that I needed a whole post just for Amber. I’ve received a some information over the past few days that I was not sure I was going to use, and if I was how I was going […]
Big Brother 16 Overnight Live Feed Drama: Devin and Caleb Are Certifiable
EDIT: Youtube taken down by CBS. I am trying to get caught up on all the over night drama. Here is the short version to save you all time. Basically, Devin is psychotic and so it Caleb. I read on a live feed recap yesterday that Devin is on some really high dose of Adderall […]