BY: POPCULTUREKELLY Who’s ready for the last Summer House recap of the season? I know we all gave such strong opinions about this season. About Paige, Ciara and Amanda specifically. Do you think they’ll be back next season? We’re stuck with Amanda but what about Paige and Ciara? So many questions about the future of […]
Summer House Recap: Reunion Part One
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY If it’s Monday then you know it’s Summer House recap time! This reunion looks to be a hot mess. Just like we love! To preface this recap, I will try my best to make it as cohesive as possible. It’s hard with the back and forth. I will forever bow to our fearless […]
Summer House Recap: A Happy Sending
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY Phew, we’ve made it to the season finale Summer House recap! We did it y’all! Through all the ups and downs, screaming and slut shaming, prenup and Craig/Austen scenes, we’ve arrived. Though it will end with a wedding most of us don’t want to happen, I’m sure it will at least be aesthetically […]
Summer House Recap: Keep Prom And Carry On
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY Get your best tiara and corsage ready for this week’s Summer House recap! Before we have fun, we must revisit Kyle’s implosion from last week. Poor guy looks like he’s going to have a stroke. Danielle, Lindsay and Carl ultimately take Kyle home as he was too upset to stay at the restaurant. […]
Summer House Recap: Pre-Nope
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY It’s Summer House recap Monday! The zoo is slowly on the mend. Shall we take all the good will from Easter/Passover and give grace to our favorite heathens? NOPE. What fun would that be? Let’s get judgy as shit and begin! We pick up at the winery with Lindsay and Amanda talking. Lindsay […]
Summer House Recap: Playing With Fire
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY Y’all, I am so sick for this Summer House recap. It’s not the vid but it’s just as nasty. Unfortunately this will be a short recap. Maybe it will be better because not much happened, yet much to discuss. There was a beautiful beach picnic that Robert and Danielle put on. Lobster rolls, […]
Summer House Recap: Hurricane Warning
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY Happy Summer House recap day! I spent the weekend celebrating my baby boy turning 5 (SOB). I’m exhausted today and I don’t even drink! I don’t know how our Summer House gang does it. But my God I’m glad they do! Before we begin, I have to acknowledge the amazing TT readers. We […]
Summer House Recap: That’s Not Amore
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY This is the Summer House recap I’ve been dreading. I (think) this is where all my grace for Ciara disappears. I’m reserving judgment until we see the scene where she throws a glass at Danielle in its entirety. For now, we pick up with Lindsay having sex with not Austen. Austen and Luke […]
Summer House Recap: Happily Ever Never
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY It’s Summer House recap Monday y’all! We are still in Happily Ever After at Lindsay’s party. Austen is still staining our tv screen. Austen and Lindsay hook up about a million times. He tells Andrea, who tells him that he’s just enjoying the drama. Andrea doesn’t think it’s nice. Ciara and Austen have […]
Summer House Recap: A Summer House Fairytale
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY It’s an exciting day here at PCK Zoo. It’s Summer House recap night. Also, It’s the day that my oldest son got his driver’s license! Congratulations J! I look at him with such love and pride. Also with fervent hope that he will never end up in a relationship like Kyle and Amanda’s. […]
Summer House Recap: One Basket, Two Many Eggs
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY How did this Summer House recap come up so fast? What a week. Praying for world peace whilst watching vapid people in toxic relationships is wild. Yet here we are. Danielle, Paige and Ciara are still pondering how to tell Amanda that Kyle doesn’t like her. Lol not exactly that, but mostly. Kyle […]
Summer House Recap: Summer Should Be Kinky
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY It’s Summer House recap Monday, y’all! Today in Mass the weather was GORGEOUS. Husby and I took the zoolings out for the whole day. It was wonderful. It feels appropriate to write about Summer House on days like this! We begin with a montage of the gang in the city. Lindsay and Carl […]
Summer House Recap: Birthday Hex
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY It’s the day after the Super Bowl, A.K.A. Summer House recap day! I’m still on cloud 9 after that amazing halftime performance. In the words of Mary J. Blige: Let’s get it percolatin’ in this dancery! We pick up at Amanda’s birthday party with Paige and Andrea in the bedroom. Awe, Mya feels […]
Summer House Recap: Charmed, I’m Not Sure
By: POPCULTUREKELLY This Summer House recap day snuck up on me! I was feeling better until I just realized Austen is coming to the house this week. Blech. For those waiting with baited breath wanting to know if Craig and Krisitin Cavallari are still “fucking”, the answer is of course. Craig smooth-talks Paige into not […]
Summer House Recap: Heartbreak In The Hamptons
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY It’s always weirdly comforting to write a Summer House recap whilst buried in 6 feet of snow. It may be snow covered out of my window, but on tv it is blazin hot! Speaking of weather, I’m a bit under it today. This recap may be brief, I apologize. I had to get […]
Summer House Recap: Star Spangled Drama
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY How excited are we for another Summer House recap? This show is so good. We pick up where we left off last week with Kyle and Amanda screaming at each other. Kyle makes a good point that they are having the same argument they had two summers ago. I thought I was imagining […]
Summer House Recap: Where Is My Lover Boy?
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY Hello everyone! It’s been a hot second but here we are again for another Summer House recap! We are picking things up a few months after the crew left Vermont and the Winter House. We have two new faces plus one familiar one. Mya, who is beautiful, is Paige’s friend from New York. […]
Winter House Recap: There’s Snow Place Like Home
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY Can you believe this is the last Winter House recap? It’s only fitting that we pick up where we left off last week. Austen is telling Ciara about Madison’s texts. Ciara is incredibly understanding. How can she not see that she deserves better than a man child with runny eyeliner? Austen and Ciara […]
Winter House Recap: Let The Games Begin
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY Welcome to the penultimate recap of Winter House! After tonight, there is just one more episode left. How is that possible? I am praying to the Bravo gods to give us a reunion. There has been so much off screen drama with Lindsay and Austen, Craig and Paige dating, we need more! We […]
Winter House Recap: Sleigh All Day
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY How is it already time for another Winter House recap? Time is flying y’all! This week on Hot Drunk People begins with Jason cooking. Jason cooks too! WHY ISN’T HE THE MOST SOUGHT AFTER MAN IN THE HOUSE? These bitches be cray! Paige laments to Ciara that Andrea hasn’t taken her out on […]
Winter House Recap: A Slippery Slope
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY Get your beer pong table and keg ready because it’s time for another Winter House recap! We pick up where we left off last week with Lindsay and Austen discussing Lindsay’s love declaration. Austen shoots her down by saying he loves her “like a sister.” Austen’s sister Katie must be projectile vomiting as […]
Winter House Recaps: Cold Weather, Hot Secrets
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY Welcome back to another installment of drunken, beautiful people’s shenanigans, otherwise known as your Winter House recap! I’m going to try a new format today as there are just too many people on this Godforsaken show. Yet, only a few are actually doing things. I’m going to stick to who’s making the show […]
Winter House Recap: Winter Should Be Fun!
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY Guess who’s back, back again? It’s your girl who’s been DYING to writethe WInter House recap about all of it! Today is my birthday and my Red Sox lost. But, here we are with the RHOH reunion and Winter House. It evens things out a bit! We have our faves from Summer House: […]
Summer House Recap: Reunion Part 2
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY Can you guys believe this is the last Summer House recap? With a Lisa Rinna single tear, I shall type this last recap. We left off last week with Kyle walking off the set. But, Lindsay is able to calm him down and bring him back. Andy moves on to Carl. We are […]
Summer House Recap: Reunion Part I
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY It’s time for the Summer House recap! The looks run the gambit from prom to absolutely stunning. Lindsay and Danielle win the reunion lewks. Let’s take the time to appreciate how lucky we are to have Lindsay on our screen. She’s honestly breathtaking in a bright yellow jumpsuit, which sounds awful and would […]
Summer House Recap: Makeups And Breakups
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY Can you believe this is the last Summer House recap of this season? What if your pop culture fairy told you that there will be TWO more as we are having a two-part reunion? YAY! I am not ready to let go of this show yet, I know you aren’t either. Continuing from […]
Summer House Recap: Derby Days
By: PopcultureKelly It’s Summer House recap time and I’m excited to hate Hannah and Des even more than last week. The gang is home from boat day. Everyone is drunk, especially Paige. Hannah and Des are still SO FUCKING GROSS. I just can’t with them. Kyle is my favorite when he drunkenly carb loads at […]
Summer House Recap: Couples Retreat
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY Get your Loverboy ready, it’s Summer House recap time! We pick up from last week with Lindsay getting her huge romantic moment from Stephen/Stravy. Amanda can’t believe that this happened on one of her 8,000 anniversaries. How selfish of them to not devote all the days of the week to every Kamanda anniversary! […]
Summer House Recap: Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY It’s a Holy week Summer House recap and if this gang ever needed Jesus, it’s tonight! We pick up where we left off last week with the big fight between Luke, Carl and Kyle. Luke leaves the house while Kyle and Carl drunkenly stumble around yelling about who’s tougher. We get a great […]
Summer House Recap: Crawl Me Maybe
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY Can you believe it’s already time for another Summer House recap? This week has flown by! If you need to catch up on last week’s drama click here. We pick up where we left off with the guys and gals having separate girls/guys nights. The ladies have a spa night. The guys have […]
Summer House Recap: Medium At Large
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY Can you believe it’s time again for the Summer House recap? I don’t know about y’all, but I really needed this show tonight. After last week’s tease, I am dying for the Hannah/Kyle sit down to happen! We come back to the gang doing their daily stuff. Because life is totally unfair, Ciara […]
Summer House Recap: Power Pointless
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY Apologies to Kelly and the readers about my delay in getting this up. I’ve got a lot going on here and between all the current drama, and my allergies? cold? whatever? All I want to do is sleep. So sorry totally forgot about this. It’s time for another Summer House recap! Thank you […]
Summer House Recap: Best Frenemies
BY: POPCULTUREKELLY Guess who’s back with your Summer House recap!? Your girl PCK has missed you all SO MUCH! We have so much to catch up on with our Summer House gang! Quick summation: they’re still varying degrees of drunken assholes. But they’re OUR drunken assholes damnit! Pandemic Summer House could have been a big, […]