Before we take a look at this episode, let’s get caught up on Abby Lee’s potential prison time. Because it’s that, or do the million things I need to get done before Christmas. How is it that even when skipping Christmas, you still have a ton of crap to do? Basically, Abby Lee filed for […]
Dance Moms Catchup Post: The Return of the Rotten Apples
I’m so behind on Dance Moms. I know some of you want a place to chat. There are not very many of us discussing Dance Moms or Teen Moms anymore so these posts get pushed to the end of the line and often forgotten. Here is a catch up. I’m watching the episode where the minis […]
Dance Moms: It Seems I’ve Missed A Lot
For several weeks Dance Moms was in conflict with several other shows I enjoy more, so I have been quite a bit behind, and also feel like I must have missed an episode. What happened to Jo Jo with the Bow Bow? Did her mother finally have enough of Abby and leave? If so, good […]
Double Dose of Dance Moms: Twice The Bitching
There are new rumors on the Internet about the minis. Abby announced recently that production had decided not to bring them back for season seven, the last season before Abby may have to go into the big house for some fraudulent behavior related to her business asset reallocation bankruptcy. Now the rumor is […]
Dance Moms Return of the Minis
Spoiler alert, Abby is filming season seven now and recently ranted against production about them not including Minis in Season 7. We are now in season six b and this is the last time we will be seeing them. What are your thoughts on that? This week, the minis are back with a new mom […]
Dance Moms Double Feature Catch Up Recap
Dance Moms has started without me, and I have two 70 minute episodes to get through. Note to Lifetime: I cannot recap a 70 minute show on time, because it eats up a two-hour DVR block and ain’t nobody got time for that. So get it together or I’ll be doing these on Sundays […]
Dance Moms Finale Recap: Last Dance
This was supposed to be the finale episode of the season, and maybe ever, as it is the last episode with Maddie and Mack on the show. However, rating were really good so production has add a B season and more episodes will be airing soon. Perhaps they just want an idea of how ratings […]
Dance Moms: Mini Madness
I thought this was the season “finale” but it looks like that is next Tuesday. According to Abby that was supposed to end the season but ratings must have been really good because in February they ordered more episodes for a B season. Abby’s issue with production is apparently that the kids only get paid […]
Dance Moms Recap: Mack Z Versus Abby Lee
We’re back at pyramid the week after Melissa finally admitted that she is pulling both Maddie and Mackenzie out of ALDC next season. With only three weeks left in the competition season, the team seems to be completely falling apart. While I have little sympathy for Abby Lee’s criminal problems, I do think it […]
Dance Moms Recap: UnBreak My Cold Black Heart
Once again we are back to Tuesday and I haven’t gotten to Dance Moms. Tuesday nights are super busy so I’m going to do last week’s now and tonight’s well … whenever I can. Abby should be particularly batshit this week because I think Melissa finally admits this is her last season. I for […]
Double Dance Moms Recap From David Bowie to Michael Jackson
Things have been so busy that I am somehow two episodes behind on Dance Moms. First we have an episode where they perform in Vegas which I see as sort of a filler episode. Then we have a new competition. Oh wait, it is a dance competition in Vegas. That’s cool. Viva Las Vegas […]
Dance Moms: Once, Twice, Three Times a Recap…
It’s time to catch up on Dance Moms, I took a bit of a break last week and I got terribly behind on the shows that I normally catchup on the weekends. Sometimes even bloggers try to grab some R&R so I have three episodes to get through before the RHOA reunion begins. I’m going […]
Dance Moms Recap: Nia Saves The Day!
We start with batshit crazy Abby screaming at production telling them to leave and calling the police on them. It’s hard to say if she is on something or just literally losing her mind over the potential of going to jail. I wonder if she has negotiated a plea deal yet. To top it […]
Dance Moms Recap: Seven Deadly Sins
This week, Maddie is back from filming her latest movie. She’s glad to see the girls, but not looking forward to the Abby drama. The moms are hopeful that having her favorite back will perk Abby up. At least she showed up and is ready to do the pyramid. But first the moms need […]
Dance Moms Recap: Debbie Allen Opens Her Studio to ALDC
This week Abby is crying in her pajamas while Gianna teaches the girls their group dance. This week Kalani and Brynn have solos. If we are going to a actual competition this week, Abby can’t go anyway. I believe she has been blackballed from the competitions due to her felony charges. I could be wrong […]
Dance Moms Recap: Apparently Abby Has Been Blackballed From Competitions!
For some unknown reason, Abby Lee Miller was on TMZ again today. They actually were apparently invited to her studio and they did a short video of a hip hop class. Nia, Maddie and Kendall were in it with some other kids. Why does TMZ care? I have no idea. There was no point […]