Update: E! is reporting that Kim’s son Chad Davis was also at Kyle’s house and let the dog out of the bathroom where he was being restrained deliberately and said something about someone getting bitten if everyone doesn’t leave. This makes no sense to me, and there are some inaccuracies in their story, so who […]
Kathy Hilton Is Having a Crisis; Someone is Dead
Though I am loathe to post another Hilton thread because I am not sure how many more assholes I have room for in the WSL but I continue to fill it. So here goes. Something is going on with Kathy Hilton. Kathy did not go to the wedding, which was odd. So cleary someone was very […]
Kim And Kyle Richards, One Big Happy Family At Brooke & Thayer Wiederhorn Wedding
After over a year of planning, Brooke Brinson finally got her dream wedding to Thayer Wiederhorn yesterday. Brooke’s father, Monty Brinson stayed home due to his stage four cancer, which was the whole reason for the quickie Bravo wedding in LA which allowed her to be given away by her father. At the originally planned wedding, her […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 3 Recap
Here we go. The final RHOBH Reunion episode. We start with all the discussion of vaginas and such. I just don’t know women who talk about vaginas all the time. Andy goes straight to the texts from Lisa to Kim. One says ” Be very careful or I will fuck you up! You be nice […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 1 Recap: The Lyin’
It’s kind of ironic that some of my favorite people are Brandiloons. It’s even more ironic that my oldest and dearest Brandiloon has a) Given up alcohol for Lent …and stuck with it unlike me and (2) Is claiming she is not going to watch the reunion. I would suggest that she, and all of […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Choppy Edits
Cheers, motherfuckers! I am officially done with Lent with regard to the drinking. Please pray for the rest of us as we soldier on here. I think I made it 28 days, lost nary an ounce of weight, saw now improvement in my disposition and so fuck it. I was in full-blown self-pity mode so […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Slap
It seems like everyone is having trouble adjusting to the time change. I wonder if it is because they are west coasters? I never have jetlag in Europe but I do have trouble getting back on schedule when I get back home. I think it is because I sleep on the red-eye on the way […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: I’ll Have What She’s Having
Okay I know already this one is going to take awhile. I did no preloading and I didn’t have the First Look on tape. The Dinner From Hell Wow, it seems we go straight to dinner! But first Lisa Rinna fills in Eileen and Lisa Vanderpump. Yolanda wants to start the conversation talking about her daughter. […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: “Welcome to Amsterdam?”
We begin with Yolanda’s scavenger hunt. I assume that is one of her shakes from home she is drinking? I wonder what is in there! Camille Grammer shows up for the race! Yolanda claims she did not make up the teams. No one wants to be on Brandi’s team (except Kim). The scavenger hunt […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap:
Yolanda Foster Brandi drops by her dear friend Yolanda’s house just like she didn’t just call her daughter an alcoholic on her last visit. Yolanda has Brandi doing a 21 day cleanse so that she can prove to the other girls that she doesn’t have a drinking problem. That will prove nothing. She is basically […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Sister Act
It’s time for more RHOBH! Are you ready? I’m not. So this recap will likely be later than usual. Still setting up. Is that a new opening ? Has Eileen’s always been in an blue evening gown with her hair up? What are they trying to do to her? Are all of those evening gown […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Drama Queens
Yolanda Yolanda an David going to Italy for a huge charity event where Sophia Loren and George Clooney will be honored by their charity. Yolanda is packing for several days and nights of black tie events. How is it possible that Yolanda has back fat? Or an ill-fitting bra? He breasts look huge. Have they always been huge? […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: It’s Just A Scratch
We begin with the physical altercation between Brandi and Kyle in which a perfectly good piece of pizza was thrown to the ground. Kim recognizes the severity of the issue when she asks what happened to her slice and Brandi nonchalantly admits to throwing it on the ground. Kyle and Kim have a discussion in […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: House of Cards
Tonight on RHOBH we are going to question Kim Richard’s sobriety! What a lovely storyline. Not. WTF is wrong with these people? But first, let’s take her to a wine tasting! On the two hour ride to the spa day, the ladies discuss their lady gardens in intimate detail. As a bunch of grown women are […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Live and Learn
I’m afraid this episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is going to be boring. I’m predicting most taking the kids to college stuff with Yolanda and Kyle. Perhaps I will be pleasantly surprised. I’m not holding my breath. Lisa Vanderpump We begin in Lisa’s bedroom where she is on the phone with Max who […]
Kim Richards Issues A Statement About Kingsley
While I was out enjoying one of the most beautiful days of the fall so far, TMZ was writing article after article about Kingsley and Kim. First they wrote a story saying the dog has bitten four other people three of them in Kim’s home and one “on the set of RHOBH” lol at “the […]
Kim Richards’ Dog Attacks Her Niece Alexia!
I read about Kyle Richard’s daughter being attacked by a dog the other day and almost posted about it and included the weird picture above [EDIT: Used a different photo, the weird photo is after the break] mostly because I wanted to discuss WTF the guy in the picture is doing with his leg. OOPS […]