I’m all discombobulated and feel like I have missed and episode. Okay, I am pretty sure I missed the last episode. I’ll have to watch it On Demand later. It sounds like they won the group dance last week. Can’t wait to go back and catch that. Cheryl wants to do ballroom dancing this week. […]
Dance Moms: There’s A New Team In Town Part 2
This episode picks up where part one left off. Everyone is arriving at the competition and there are fans outside cheering for the older girls. Camryn and her mom, Camille, are in the back of the group and suddenly Camryn turns around and starts walking away from the venue. She has seen Ashlee and the […]
Dance Moms: There’s A New Team In Town Part 1
Once again, this episode is super late, just like Teen Moms. There are only a handful of us still watching these shows but I am determined to finish both series out to the bitter end. I won’t be able to do Teen Mom until sometime after Tuesday since I can’t record it at the time […]
Dance Moms: Ashlee’s Big Decision Part 2
We are back to finally get to the competition portion of this two part episode. The older ALDC girls decided not to participation in this competition but instead just show up to sell t-shirts and hang out in the audience. We start right away with Abby ordering around two women whose faces we do not […]
Dance Moms: Ashlee’s Big Decision Part 1
I finally have a moment to recap Abby’s big return to the ALDC. I’ve watched every episode of every season and the title has me asking who Ashlee is. I suppose it is one of the minis mom. Some of the team arrives to the studio. Noticeably absent is Nia and Holly and LaurieAnn. The […]
Dance Moms: Stamina, Stamina, Stamina
I don’t usually recap Dance Moms at this time of night. This is when I usually just veg and watch whatever the heck I want to. But My DVR sent me over to this episode and I am intrigued, so I am going to recap it whilst drunk and sleepy. (Edit: I ended up waiting […]
Dance Moms: All Choked Up
What happened to the plan to have Cheryl Ann Burke replace Abby? Is she coming after Laurieann Gibson? I thought Laurieann was just there for one episode. Meanwhile, with Abby completely missing in action, Laurieann is back for at least another week. This week, she has a pyramid that is shaped like a capital “A” […]
Dance Moms: Out With Abby, In With Chloe Part 2
Last week we ended with the arrival of the teams at the venue and Jill and Christi going at each other. Chloe and Kendell are both in tears, which seems to not be high on the priority list of either of their moms. In fact, they are both making the situation worse. Camryn is given […]
Dance Moms: Out With Abby, In With Chloe Part One
With Abby on a two-week European Tour,Laurieann Gibson comes in to teach the girls choreography for this week’s competition. Laurieann is annoying. The dance moms like her. Then she lays into Kendell about being lazy. Chloe is going to dance with Marietta Dance Company, a big rival of ALDC in this competition. Chloe is a bit […]
Abby Lee Miller “Quits” Dance Moms on Instagram
The majority of children that follow me may be fast asleep, however now is the critical time to make the following statement: I WILL NO LONGER TAKE PART IN DANCE MOMS. FOR THE PAST SIX YEARS/ SEVEN SEASONS I HAVE ASKED, BEGGED, AND EVEN DEMANDED CREATIVE CREDIT FOR ALL THE IDEAS, AWARD WINNING ROUTINES, THEMES, […]
Dance Moms Finale Parts 1&2
With Abby Lee’s sentencing expected to happen this Friday, it seems they decided to push out both parts of the two part finale of Dance Moms last night. We begin back in Pittsburgh. It’s kind of sad for everyone since the ALDC Pittsburgh no longer exists. The studio has been rented out to another dance […]
Dance Moms: Breathless in Denver
The last time we left Abby Lee, the group dance got a perfect score, yet the new girl was still excused from the team. This week the girls are headed to Denver. Kalani will be doing a solo in the senior division for the first time. Kendall and Nia also get a solos. Nia was […]
Dance Moms: Battle of The Blondes
As usual, Abby’s pyramid is fairly nonsensical. Lili is on the top, which makes sense. We find out today that Lili rarely speaks, even in confessional. Lili and Brynn both have solos. Abby indicates that there may be a third to be added later. The group dance is about polygamy. Because, of course. The minis […]
UDATED WITH ABBY REPORT! 1/20 Dance Moms: ALDC Ain’t Dead Yet
This week in real time, things are getting real for Abby Lee Miller. Tomorrow is her sentencing hearing. There is actually a second sentencing hearing on February 24th. Perhaps the judge will hear arguments and then rule in February. This feels like it has been going on forever. Most recent the hold up has […]
Dance Moms: The Fresno Curse
I get the feeling that Maesi was not someone who Abby chose to be on the show. She certainly has some sort of vendetta against Maesi’s mom. Nia was on top of the pyramid this week which is a minor miracle. Abby is generally reluctant to give Nia her due. There are three duets and […]
Dance Moms: Two Episode Catch Up
I am trying to limp through what could be the final season of Dance Moms. I suppose that all depends on Abby’s next scheduled court date of January 20th. Let’s hope this one is not rescheduled. I’d like to think even Abby just wants to get it over with at this point. I have two episodes […]
Dance Moms: Winner Takes All
Before we take a look at this episode, let’s get caught up on Abby Lee’s potential prison time. Because it’s that, or do the million things I need to get done before Christmas. How is it that even when skipping Christmas, you still have a ton of crap to do? Basically, Abby Lee filed for […]
Dance Moms Catchup Post: The Return of the Rotten Apples
I’m so behind on Dance Moms. I know some of you want a place to chat. There are not very many of us discussing Dance Moms or Teen Moms anymore so these posts get pushed to the end of the line and often forgotten. Here is a catch up. I’m watching the episode where the minis […]
Dance Moms: It Seems I’ve Missed A Lot
For several weeks Dance Moms was in conflict with several other shows I enjoy more, so I have been quite a bit behind, and also feel like I must have missed an episode. What happened to Jo Jo with the Bow Bow? Did her mother finally have enough of Abby and leave? If so, good […]
Double Dose of Dance Moms: Twice The Bitching
There are new rumors on the Internet about the minis. Abby announced recently that production had decided not to bring them back for season seven, the last season before Abby may have to go into the big house for some fraudulent behavior related to her business asset reallocation bankruptcy. Now the rumor is […]
Dance Moms Return of the Minis
Spoiler alert, Abby is filming season seven now and recently ranted against production about them not including Minis in Season 7. We are now in season six b and this is the last time we will be seeing them. What are your thoughts on that? This week, the minis are back with a new mom […]
Dance Moms Double Feature Catch Up Recap
Dance Moms has started without me, and I have two 70 minute episodes to get through. Note to Lifetime: I cannot recap a 70 minute show on time, because it eats up a two-hour DVR block and ain’t nobody got time for that. So get it together or I’ll be doing these on Sundays […]
Dance Moms Finale Recap: Last Dance
This was supposed to be the finale episode of the season, and maybe ever, as it is the last episode with Maddie and Mack on the show. However, rating were really good so production has add a B season and more episodes will be airing soon. Perhaps they just want an idea of how ratings […]
Dance Moms: Mini Madness
I thought this was the season “finale” but it looks like that is next Tuesday. According to Abby that was supposed to end the season but ratings must have been really good because in February they ordered more episodes for a B season. Abby’s issue with production is apparently that the kids only get paid […]
Dance Moms Recap: Mack Z Versus Abby Lee
We’re back at pyramid the week after Melissa finally admitted that she is pulling both Maddie and Mackenzie out of ALDC next season. With only three weeks left in the competition season, the team seems to be completely falling apart. While I have little sympathy for Abby Lee’s criminal problems, I do think it […]
Dance Moms Recap: UnBreak My Cold Black Heart
Once again we are back to Tuesday and I haven’t gotten to Dance Moms. Tuesday nights are super busy so I’m going to do last week’s now and tonight’s well … whenever I can. Abby should be particularly batshit this week because I think Melissa finally admits this is her last season. I for […]
Double Dance Moms Recap From David Bowie to Michael Jackson
Things have been so busy that I am somehow two episodes behind on Dance Moms. First we have an episode where they perform in Vegas which I see as sort of a filler episode. Then we have a new competition. Oh wait, it is a dance competition in Vegas. That’s cool. Viva Las Vegas […]
Dance Moms: Once, Twice, Three Times a Recap…
It’s time to catch up on Dance Moms, I took a bit of a break last week and I got terribly behind on the shows that I normally catchup on the weekends. Sometimes even bloggers try to grab some R&R so I have three episodes to get through before the RHOA reunion begins. I’m going […]
Dance Moms Recap: Nia Saves The Day!
We start with batshit crazy Abby screaming at production telling them to leave and calling the police on them. It’s hard to say if she is on something or just literally losing her mind over the potential of going to jail. I wonder if she has negotiated a plea deal yet. To top it […]
Dance Moms Recap: Seven Deadly Sins
This week, Maddie is back from filming her latest movie. She’s glad to see the girls, but not looking forward to the Abby drama. The moms are hopeful that having her favorite back will perk Abby up. At least she showed up and is ready to do the pyramid. But first the moms need […]
Dance Moms Recap: Debbie Allen Opens Her Studio to ALDC
This week Abby is crying in her pajamas while Gianna teaches the girls their group dance. This week Kalani and Brynn have solos. If we are going to a actual competition this week, Abby can’t go anyway. I believe she has been blackballed from the competitions due to her felony charges. I could be wrong […]
Dance Moms Recap: Apparently Abby Has Been Blackballed From Competitions!
For some unknown reason, Abby Lee Miller was on TMZ again today. They actually were apparently invited to her studio and they did a short video of a hip hop class. Nia, Maddie and Kendall were in it with some other kids. Why does TMZ care? I have no idea. There was no point […]
Dance Moms Recap: Everyone Really Is Replaceable !
So yesterday, we started seeing for the first time the beginnings of Abby’s apology tour. She gave a brief statement to a magazine yesterday where she said she’s not a bully, just a tough coach. I mainly agree with that and have a lot less issues with Abby’s aggressive personality than most of you. I […]