I get that there are people who buy the products from reality show participants. I don’t get why, but I know it happens. But can anyone explain why anyone would buy products with Jenelle and David’s involvement? Do people really want makeup that Jenelle sells over any other regular brand of makeup available at Ulta? […]
Bachelor In Paradise Finale & Reunion
It is the season finale and the reunion of Bachelor In Paradise. I usually pause the two hour show to recap Real Housewives of Orange County in real time. Tonight I’m going to stay with BIP until the bitter end. Mostly because my power situation is iffy and I am way more likely to be […]
Bachelor In Paradise: The End Is In Sight
There doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of interest in Bachelor in Paradise, so I am slowing down on the recaps. Four hours of show in two days is a lot to recap. Last night, Dean basically told Christina he was dumping her for Danielle, aka D-Lo, because he is an idiot. They got […]
Bachelor in Paradise: Corrine Tells All, Sort Of
Since Matt left to avoid choosing between two ladies, they decided to postpone the rose ceremony and bring in at least one more guy. It’s Daniel, the moron from Canada. For reasons I cannot comprehend, Lacey really seems to like Daniel. But when she tells him only three girls are not paired up, he responds,”So […]
Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part 2 Recap: More Attacks on Mike and Jessica
It’s time for the last half of Shahs of Sunset Reunion. If you missed the first part you can get caught up here! We pick up with Reza’s walk out where he goes outside because he is over heated. He is ready to be done. It almost sounds like they are forcing him to be […]
Shahs of Sunset Reunion Recap: Everyone Screams At Mike. A Lot.
First of all, I LOVE that the Shahs get to drink alcohol and eat at their reunions. If I was a bravoleb from another show I would be pissed as hell about that. Andy’s favorite, RHOBH, Lisa Vanderpump can’t even get a cup of tea on the break! How do they get away with this? […]
Shahs Of Sunset Finale Recap: Reza Chases Pussy In Thailand
Well, we are back in Paradise and everyone is miserable. Reza is off his diet and Jefferson has arrived. Why don’t Reza and Jefferson just get married. Bobby and Asifa left and returned to LA. The arrival of Jefferson and the departure of Asifa has completely turned the mood around. GG and MJ and some […]
Shah of Sunset Recap: Aw, Phucket
Finally, could it be we are going to get rid of this ridiculous storyline between Mike and GG? I had heard that by now there would be multiple girls coming forward on the show. I guess that information was not accurate? We shall see. But for now, GG and Mike have agreed to luncheon. […]
Reza Talks About Cancelling the Wedding
Bravotv.com: How difficult was the therapy session with Adam? Reza Farahan: The therapy session with Adam was very difficult, but at the time I felt like it was the right thing to do. What was truly unbearable was watching it on TV. Seeing his expressions and recalling the pain and disappointment he was going through broke […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: Bubbles of Fertility
For some ungodly reason this show was 76 minutes long last night, which fucked up the schedule for everything on Bravo all night, causing me not to be abled to recap in real time. Good Job, Bravo. We start with Reza at his flip property. Reza says since Asa did her pop priestess thing on […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: A Tale of Two Parties
Reza and Adam We begin tonight’s Shahs of Sunset with Reza and Adam getting a marriage license. How do destination weddings work? I thought you had to file in the country where you get married. How will an LA wedding license work in Thailand? Are they going to legally marry at the courthouse before or after […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: A First Date and A Funeral
I wish I had friends that buy champagne and lay out great spreads with fresh cut flowers for me to drop by to discuss bad dinner parties from the night before. This time it is Reza hosting Asa to discuss Jessica. I’m team Asa, always. MJ arrives and everyone agrees that Mike is guilty. […]
Shah of Sunset Recap: Can’t Fake The Funk
I am trying to tear myself away from the live coverage of the Baltimore riots to watch and recap this. We can discuss the Baltimore riots here. I really need to get at least the Shahs of Sunset recap up, but I am going to wait on Southern Charm and WWHL when I am […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: An Inconclusive Truth
Welp! Nothing like putting a spoiler right in the title. That’s genius right there, Ryan Seacrest Productions. If you have missed any Shahs of Sunset episodes, you can get caught up here. Asa MJ, Reza and Asa get together to eat and talk about a wedding diet. Asa says she doesn’t diet. Reza wants to […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: Crunch v. Munch
Mike and Jessica We start tonight’s episode of Shahs of Sunset with the happy couple, Mike and Jessica going to a Brazilian restaurant with Shervin. There, Jessica happily shows off her engagement ring. It seems she has managed to stop crying long enough to sit at a table and watch other people eat. Shervin and […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: Reddi Wip and Pussy Whipped
We return to Shahs of Sunset the morning after GG made her startling accusations to Mike. Poor Mike. You know what I like the morning after a bender? I like to be woken up by a film crew and recounting how I was accused of some sort of sexual misconduct with my spouse. Oh […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: It’s Nuclear Now
Reza Reza’s apartment flip is not going along on schedule. When he arrives to the work site, there is no one there doing demo. He calls his contractor and is calmly asking why no one is there working. He seems to not get on the contractor at all. GG Asifa has taken over the role […]
Shahs of Sunset Recap: The Secret Is Out (About Adam?)
Based on the title I am going to assume that Mike gets confronted about his drunken encounter with GG in Turkey. While I suppose that is necessary for the good of the group working through things, it would seem that there is a much larger situation going on with Mike that occurs frequently in […]
Shah’s Of Sunset FINALLY Has a New Release Date!
I am so excited to finally see Shahs of Sunset back on the Bravo Schedule. You may recall that Shahs was supposed to return back in October. Unfortunately, the post-production editors at Ryan Seacrest Productions went out on strike trying to get benefits and like health insurance and sick days like their non-reality counterparts receive. […]