I feel like this Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap is going to be a bit difficult. There are an awful lot of people to hear from on the show. Will Andy have a mute button for this group? I wonder if Jenna will have any sort of remorse for her behavior or if she is […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Regatta Go!
It’s time for the final Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap of the season. I have to say while I hated Jenna and Adam, I thought it was a good first season. I love Captain Glenn and all the female crew other than Jenna. Well, Georgia was kind of a relationship disrupter, but other than that […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Dope!
I am looking forward to this Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap because I am hoping that Captain Glenn calls Jenna out for her unprofessional behavior. The fact that she seems so personally affronted about Glenn daring to point out the the interior has a bad charter at perhaps the worst time for one. Jenna really […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: You Snooze, You Lose
I cannot for the life of me stay awake anymore. I am falling asleep during every show I try to watch on TV. Let’s see if I can keep myself awake long enough to get this Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap done. It’s going to be a very Jenna/Adam focused episode this week. Adam is […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: The Birds
I know I am behind on recaps but tonight a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap seems like just what the doctor ordered. In between multiple naps today, I laid down on the back stoop for a few minutes and got some sun. It was a really pretty day today. I need to try to get […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: #Awkward
I am really enjoying this season so I really want to watch more than I want to recap. I want to see how the new dick head does. So I am going to do another (probably) short Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap. Thanks for all of you for still reading here. I’ve lost a lot […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Big Deck Energy
This may be my favorite episode title in quite some time. That said, I am so not in the mood to do a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap and was not going to do it tonigh. Then It started coming on and I felt sort of compelled to watch. I feel like with better casting […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Parker’s Big Adventure
On tonight’s Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap get to see if the crew can even try to salvage the BBQ on the beach. I just totally zoned out on the first ten minutes. I forgot I was supposed to be recapping. My brain is mush. I just sat there watching the show and not absorbing […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: No Bra, No Shoes, Bad Service
No matter how awful some of the people on this show can be, they are way better than these daily press conferences where the medical professional can’t even show up anymore due to the sheer stupidity of what comes out of the orange one’s mouth. Today he wants full pews in all the churches for […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Ooof, There It Is!
I’m not as into Below Deck Sailing Yacht recaps as I used to be. I think we need to get rid of these obnoxious charter guests for one thing. Of course Parker thinks they are just great. Now, they have woken up the Captain. The first thing Captain Glenn does it to get the puking […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Ugatz To Be Kidding
I feel like it has been forever since I have seen this show. It’s kind of hard for me to do a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap with so many shows airing right now. But I like this one and I am glad to have the time to recap it today. I was out in […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Shmexual Shmension
It’s a shame that the last horrific season of Below Deck has seemed to taint the premiere of this new show. First seasons of Bravo shows are usually the best. With the exception of Chef Adam, none of this crew, not even the captain knows what to expect. There is a stunning sailboat, an attractive […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Baby On Board
Sorry for the delay in this week’s Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap. On the day it airs there was a two hour episode of The Bachelor and The Voice. These are two shows that I quietly watch without you when I get the time. I am often behind so no spoilers please, that means […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Rosé-Fueled Regrets
It time for another Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap and despite the very busy day on the site today (So many Sunday Shows!) I am excited to watch this episode! First seasons of reality shows are usually the best as they figure out how to navigate being on camera 24/7. Jenna is learning that getting […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: My Big Fat Bleak Wedding
Moving straight for the Below Deck Reunion recap that took forever, to the Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap is a lot! Especially when I don’t even have all the sailors names straight yet. That said, I am dying to see how this episode goes with the crazy charter guests and the impromptu wedding. Plus, we […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Holy Ship! We’re Sailing!
So after a quick check-in with the Iowa Caucus (GO PETE!) I am ready to tackle my first Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap! But, I am fading fast as I went gallivanting in THE WORLD today for six whole hours and had so much fun but am worn slap out. YAY, I could not be […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: The Crew Comes For Hannah And I Come For Captain Sandy
Andy starts by asking if Hannah and Conrad are still together. Why is that even a question? Then he asks Joao and Brooke if they are still together and there is a bit of hesitation but Brooke says no. Andy says he’s heard there has been some back and forth and wants to know how […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Finale: Definitely Not Prague
It’s time for the finale. Which is great because I can’t take too much more of this season where I am forced to be Team Hannah. My hatred for Joao knows no bounds. Hannah’s bullshit change fees seem to have doubled from the last episode and are now a whopping $400. Hannah sees herself as […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: One Million Percent
We are back in Naples with Hannah being condescending to Conrad calling him “sweetheart” while he is trying to break up with her. He also tells her he doesn’t want to go to Prague with her. She’s pissed and pissy about it and walks off. Also fighting are Brooke and Joao. Joao has been gleefully […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Stew Coup
Colin is actually getting a storyline tonight! I’m sure it will be brief but I’ll take what I can get. I really hate this group of guests. They are almost as bad as those terrible women. Brooke tells Hannah that she feels like she is doing all of the work. She cries cleaning up the […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: We Used To Be Friends
What a drama-filled day at Tamara Tattles Media, LLC today. It’s not just all the posts, it’s all the behind the scenes drama and tea. I’ve been typing and reading since the moment I got up. My eyes are blurry and need a rest, but there just isn’t time. Hannah uncharacteristically loans Brooke a leather […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Take This Job And Stew It
We pick up back on shore where most everyone is drunk and Hannah and Conrad are arguing over whether or not Hannah has an expectation that her man be rich and shower her with gifts (she does) or whether she wants to marry for love (I think both are important to her). Adam comes out […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Mo’ Euros, Mo’ Problems
This episode is going to piss me off. I can feel it already. After sending Hannah away, she calls Conrad to the bridge to ask him what happened with the land trip. I mean, it’s pretty simple really. The guests wanted to go ashore and he took them. But she doesn’t even let him speak […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Hannah, Hannah, Sandy?
Based on the title, I’m going to say that things come to a head between Hannah and Sandy. We pick up down one stew (Hannah) and one deckhand (Jamie). And the primary has decided they want to have a beach picnic, twenty minutes before lunch. Things go surprisingly well on the quick set up. Kasey […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Panic At The Deck-O
I’m not much of a hate watcher. If I hate a show I watch something I do like. However, I am really enjoying this season of Below Deck even though Captain Sandy, Joao and Kasey are extremely dislikable this season. Every season needs a villain, but three? It’s irking me to no end. And now […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Bizarre Love Triangle
I am so glad that Below Deck is back tonight! I might have been a bit bored with a whole week without Bravo. That said, I didn’t miss Captain Sandy or Joao at all. I really tried to like Captain Sandy and hate how some of the crew calls her “Sandy” it seems very disrespectful […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Walking On Broken Glass
It’s crazy to me that the girls are pissed about Kasey fake CV but the guys all say, “everyone does that.” This theme seems to hold true in comments here and on social media. I’m just surprised. Also, Sandy was CHASTISING Colin for pointing out how SKEEVY Joao is. She is really enamored with him. […]
Below Deck: Hasta Barista, Baby!
I cannot tell you how happy I am about the title of this episode. I’m so over Kasey the Klueless this season. I hope it gives us some more airtime for Colin! Unfortunately, Captain Sandy’s fake storyline about Conrad being too distracted by Hannah to do his job ramps up tonight. That annoys me so […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Can I Get Fries With That?
We begin with the guests arriving to dinner two hours late. This is another group that wants chicken nuggets and fries. It’s like they have never eaten adult food. They are still serving at around twelve fifteen. They literally ask for french fries. Then they want huge sparklers for candles that set off the fire […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Demand & Supply
I hate how editing makes me like and dislike different people every season. How did I get to be Team Hannah this season? Sandy is being awful this season. She’s not looking out for Jaime who is being undermined as a deckhand strictly for being female. She doesn’t seem to care that Kasey is completely […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Bad Vibrations
Let’s hope this week’s title refers to the relations between the crew and not another group of nasty women. We are back with the crew just back from their drunken land outing. Joao, as it turns out is even more of a misogynist drunk than he is sober. He was highly inappropriate with the ladies […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: A Perfect Storm
Last week’s Below Deck recap had the most explosive, vicious, comments on charter guests that I have seen in may year. Lot’s of really personal attacks on the group of extremely ill-mannered women. Will they redeem themselves this week? Or does it only get worse from here? Let’s see what happens next. Right away the […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Ciao, Napoli!
I don’t understand how I can be taping RHOBH and Below Deck right after and Below Deck is cut off at the beginning. It boggles my mind. This season Hannah and Adam are back working for Captain Sandy but we have all new interior and exterior staff other than those two. The boat for this […]