Sorry we have missed a couple of Catfish episodes, things at TamaraTattles.com have been mad busy. I am actually supposed to be recapping something else tonight and I just have to see what is going on with Nev and Max. It looks like a fairly normal episode so far tonight. Let’s get started. The […]
Catfish Candic & Titus
Well this is new, the pumpkin walls are starting in the hotel room on this episode. Was this filmed for the last season? Because watermelon is the new pumpkin. Also, we know the hotel would not let them paint the walls, so this is either a weird coincidence or proof of the CGI. Candic […]
Catfish Spencer & Katy — London Calling!
If nothing else this episode we are going to London, and since my passport just expired and renewing it seems quite traumatic (passport photo! Hail noe!) I may be limiting my travel to the U.S. for a bit. Oh and it looks like we will be meeting Katy Perry! So even more fantastic! Spencer […]
Catfish Recap: Larissa and Anthony
So I just recapped the first episode of the season with Jayme and Lucas and it already looks like another season of someone coming on the show to promote something. On the first one it was the Playboy Model supposedly getting catfished but really getting air time. What will happen on the second one? Will […]
Catfish Lucas and Many
I can’t believe there is another season of this show, but I am very excited to recap it. I get all sorts of random people dropping by from my Catfish because of all the reruns, they are the most “evergreen” posts on my site. So let’s do this. There are two new shows in a […]
Filming Officially Begins For RHOA Season 9 Today!
Happy first day of filming RHOA Season 9 y’all! In the days before filming starts I get all sorts of odd “sources” saying all sorts of things. It’s usually things we WISH were true but are not. This year there have been lots of rumblings about Phaedra that I really wanted to believe. But alas, […]
RHOA Casting Tea: The Pass The Peach Game Begins… And a Bit of RHOBH Tea on The Side
I really hate this time of year because everyone keeps asking me about RHOA. I have a good bit of information about WHERE THINGS STAND NOW. However, as I have learned over the season, things change as filming begins. This is a time where there is a lot of turmoil. You really never know […]
Catfish Recap: Vince and Alyssa
There was just way too much going on last night to do this in real time, so I will check it out now while refreshed and well-rested. I can already tell from the guide description this one is going to be a little bit different. At this point, I only watch to mock the idiots […]
Catfish Recap: Paris & Tara
It’s time to meet a new batch of morons on this week’s Catfish! After all the excitement last week, I have barely recovered. People came from far and wide to talk about that crazy episode with the Courtney the Psychic! Paris is 25 years old and lives in the burbs of Chicago. Paris met Tara over […]
Catfish Recap: Kayla & Courtney
MTV has been pimping the hell out of this episode. It seems to involve a psychic who is catfishing some girl with messages from her dead father. This is a new level of crazy fools. Kayla is an 18 year old with a kid and a baby daddy who live just down the road from […]
Catfish Recap: Tyreme & Tomorrow
OMG! I have been on Twitter blocking the LVPlunatics for the past hour or so because Rinna and Eileen both retweeted me tonight. Had I know that the people in tonight’s episode would be called Tyreme and Tomorrow, I would have just let the run their course and started this recap on time. With […]
Catfish Recap: Joanna & Bo
OMG! It’s going to be a lesbian love triangle with a beat down at the end! Why was I almost going to delete this? Okay we have a hot girl named Joanna who is 26 from Riverside California. Does she need new furniture? Anyway, she is in love with a girl named Bo. Bo […]
Catfish Ray & Lexi: And YOU Get a New Living Room and YOU Get an New Living Room!
I hate that I didn’t get the chance to recap Catfish live this week as it brings in more people to tell me I am an idiot and I should stop recapping this show if I hate it so much. How could I hate this show? I do hate that it has jumped the shark […]
Catfish Recap Michael and Chanelle: This Ending Was Depressing
Michael is a 21 year-old single dad from Philly who has an online girlfriend named Chanelle. Chanelle seems like your run of he mill catfish who refuses to video chat. Michael has been talking to her for 8 months. His brother made him contact Catfish (at least that is the storyline) because he doesn’t think Chanelle […]
Catfish Recap: Jaylin & Ja’la
First of all, the names this week already let me know this is a shit show. Teachers have noticed patterns with names where certain names will notoriously be a problem. In one school we had maybe eight variation of the name. Jaylen, Jailen, Jalin, and my personal favorite, Jailin. Some were boys, some were girls […]
Catfish Leuh & Justin: Iranian Deception?
It’s time for another episode of Catfish and once again the episode should be called, if you parents are not bright enough to spell a decent name for you, then your life is fucked. But I guess that title is just too long. Leuh, age 19, whose parents clearly didn’t know how to spell, wants […]
Catfish Jeanette & Derick Recap: Grandma Gets Catfished
It’s been kind of a rough week and there are a lot of things left over to recap this weekend, but I’m struggling to stay out of full blown crazyland and not do excited about recapping. I normally like to recap Catfish live because it usually trends and brings in a different kind of […]
Catfish Recap Dejay, Malik and Josiah “This Ain’t No Nintendo!”
OMG I am so happy Catfish is back. It’s finally midnight and I can stop publicizing the day’s posts and get to something fun. I know this show is scripted and fake, but I don’t care. The people are real and they still do stupid things for my amusement. I can’t believe this is only […]
Nene Leakes on Fashion Police Golden Globes Edition
I have no idea why I am doing this other than we need a post tonight and I’m not sure when Vanderpump Rules recap will be ready or when my narcolepsy will set in. So I am going to take one for the team. Why do these people always look so unfashionable themselves on this […]
Live Golden Globes Commentary With Ben C!
So I asked a couple of my interns chained to the radiator if they wanted to comment on the Oscars night. One said yes and one said no. Neither said, “Hey you fucking moron, do you mean the Golden Globes?” which is a testament to the fact I have them properly dosed. So Ben […]