It’s almost time for the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion. Today, Bravo released a clip and it looks like a doozy. But before we get to all that, let’s review the last reunion in November of 2014. At the time, Teresa was blaming her sentence on her brother Joe and her sister-in-law Melissa. Here is […]
Jodi Arias Afternoon Session on Tank Top Thursday
Everyone is back from lunch and ready to go. Juan skipped lunch since he has been eating Bob for lunch all day. Juan talks about the Lake Havasu trip and point so out more inconsistencies. Again, Juan points out inconsistencies in the stories and the lack mention of fighting on the trip. He asks […]
Jodi Arias Circus Review For Thursday Morning Bob Blames Alyce
We’re supposed to have a full day of Juan cross-examining Dr. Bob Geffner, psychologist for the defense, also know as the male Alyce LaViolette in today’s Jodi Arias trial. Juan is loaded for bear with mountains of papers on his table. He’s hyped up and pacing. Wilmott is coaching Bob on the whole child porn […]
Jodi Arias Sentencing Circus Update 1/20/15
We have now had four months of trial. The first trial only lasted five months. In the four months there have only been twenty three days of trial. The jury was rarely in court the full day. Because, Arizona. I’m just going to cover Tuesdays in broad strokes. First of all, in the side ring, Judge […]
Jodi Arias Catch Up Thread
I didn’t cover the trial yesterday mostly because I was reading the secret testimony. The secret testimony was not an allocution. Jodi actually took the stand. There was absolutely not a single thing new or interesting in her testimony that she did no publicly testify to before. They started off with her childhood. Her mother […]
Jodi Arias Circus. 1/12/15 Day 9,039 “Venus Monster Anal Fuck Machine”
Today in the center ring, we begin with a very long sidebar despite the jury not even being in the room. It was expected that Judge Stephens would rule on the defense motion to remove the death penalty. But eventually, the jury comes in and the Judge makes no public statement about whatever they talked […]
Jodi Arias Trial Updates Action in Two Circus Rings Today!
I’m confused. I thought there was a hearing today on something. I had commitments to keep in THE WORLD today (ugh) and was unable to keep up with things and sorting things out is problematic. To make matters worse Obama was in Pheonix today and there were protests and such so my “Jodi” list is full […]
Jodi Arias Court Activity For January 5, 2015
It’s the first Jodi Arias court day of 2015. So far it’s just like all the other court dates in 2014. It begins with a long sidebar. Then a “five-minute” recess. Then the jury was sent home during the recess and the media observers were informed by the Maricopa court twitter feed. All attorneys, […]
Jodi Arias Trial 12/18
We started nearly half an hour late because Jodi was late for some reason. Or something. Willmott is really worried about all of the potential for impeaching this ridiculous witness so she brings up a few more of his past issues in previous cases that will make him look bad so he can talk without […]
Jodi Arias Trial 12/17 To All Then Men She’s Loved Before …Hey She Only Killed the One
Today, in the center ring we continue with the direct examination of Geffner the defense’s shrink who says Jodi has PTSD. Today it appears we will focus on her relationship history. The theme of Jodi the victim continues. Her first boyfriend was Bobby Suarez. Geffner says he was abusive to Jodi. Bobby was into […]
Jodi Arias Trial Recap 12/16
Everyone is in court on time this morning and then there is an announcement the trial will be delayed an hour. Something is afoot. Or it just Because, Arizona. Also the third ring of the circus involving Jodi’s secret testimony, the appellate court gave their official opinion today. She can’t testify in secret and the […]
Jodi Arias 12/15 Afternoon Session
I’m reverting back to living on west coast time, eating lunch with the Arias jury and staying up too late. We are back and Geffner is talking about PTSD. I’m pretty sure she has it, FROM VICIOUSLY MURDERING HER SEX PARTNER. I don’t see how they can seriously try to attribute that to any prior […]
Jodi Arias Trial 12/15 Morning Session
Last week there was a report that Juror #3 was arrested for some reason on the day after Thanksgiving. That report was from the National Inquirer. BTW, Radar Online and the National Enquirer are owned by the same people so the exact same story ran on ROL. No actual mainstream media in Pheonix that I […]
Jodi Arias: Porn Hearing Part 2 Second Verse Same As The First
Today’s hearing began with a rain delay. I am not making this up. Apparently, in Arizona when it rains everyone goes batshit or something. Perhaps there is a state law requiring everyone to strip nude and do an interpretative dance when it rains? I do not know. But I do know the trial is delayed. […]
Jodi Arias11/25 Afternoon Recap: The End Of Slime Highway
If you missed this mornings recap, go here. After burritos everyone got back in the car. I’ll spare you the details but the smell is horrendous and I wanted to roll down the window but Juan has the child locks on and won’t let me. “So was Jodi a master manipulator because she didn’t discuss […]
Jodi Arias Morning Recap 11/25 Back on the Slime Highway
This morning we all woke up at Howard Johnson’s Motor Lodge and everyone is in a bad mood. We got zero sleep arguing about the situation in Ferguson and watching the No True Bill announcement. Martinez called the prosecutor a pussy all night and said he would just have thrown the case out and dared anyone […]
Jodi Arias Afternoon Session 11/24 Part II of Scenic Drive Down Slime Highway
Okay. I got really bored trying to make heads or tails of this so I went a little off the deep end. Sorry. It was basically a whole lot of back and forth about anal sex and such between Juan and Dr. Forseca. That’s the short version. The following version is sort of like bad […]
Jodi Arias Trial Recap for Monday 11/24: Driving Down Slime Highway
Things ran a bit behind this morning as the usual morning band of criminals took a little bit longer to finish up. Then Nurmi gets up and has a hissy fit again over the media in the room during a public trial. This time is problem is that the news pool photographer chosen to take […]
Jodi Arias Hearing Over Porn on Travis’ Laptop (Recap)
In more bizarre news on Friday, there was a hearing due to a motion by the defense that alleged the prosecution deleted porn off of Travis Alexander’s laptop. I completely forgot to recap this yesterday but I am going to do a whiz bang short version really fast. (I hope). We started out with Jodi’s […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Shit We Didn’t See Part Three Thousand
Dear RHONJ, Please lay down. You are dead. It’s over. Fine! Arrivederci! Love Tamara Tattles. Fine. I will pay attention to you ONE MORE TIME. But this is out last breakup conversation. Do you hear me? No more. I’m changing my number. At least there is a psychic. I always like a psychic. Unlike you […]
Jodi Arias Trial Update for 11/20
Today is a magical day in Pheonix, Arizona. Much like a whale watching trip, where you board the boat and get your cameras ready and hope to get lucky and find a whole pod of whales to delight in. Maybe you will see whales all day. Maybe you will just see a glimpse of what […]
Jodi Arias Update For Monday 11/17
It’s a crappy day out and there is a lot going on in the home office of TamaraTattles.com today and Jodi Arias updates are about the last thing I am up for doing. However, I’m going to give you the rough outline of the day just so we will all stay up to speed, because […]
Cynthia Bailey Shares Her Thoughts On Kenya Moore and Nene Leakes
So far I’ve only read the Real Housewives of Atlanta blogs by Cynthia and Nene and they both reminded me of Christmas letters. You know the ones I am talking about, right? It may be a southern tradition, but in our large family aunts and uncles and cousins don’t keep in touch as much as […]
Jodi Arias Afternoon Session: Videotape of Sidebars and Real Time Sidebars
If you missed my recap of the morning session you can read it here. After an early lunch, which was shortened to an hour so they could kick off early today to rest up for bottomless margarita day tomorrow and the Phoenix house of tacos, it seems that some collaboration of morons has gotten the […]
Jodi Arias Morning Recap For Thursday
Court began a bit this morning and after the requisite sidebar the jury was called in and the mitigation witness Dr. Forseca returned to the stand. She continues to go over emails between Travis Alexander and Chris and Skye Hughes. In the emails, Travis expresses remorse for wasting seven years of Deanna’s life because he was […]
Jodi Arias Trial Finally Completes a Full Day: Mitigation Witness Dr. Michio Forseca
Well, this is going to take a while. There is a lot happening today in the Jodi Arias case. And I’m three hours behind because I have a yard guy that needs supervision working outside. So, let’s get started with Nurmi’s appeal to the appellate decision. He says that the only person willing to testify in […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 3
I am so ready for this to be done and hope like hell that the husbands aren’t on unless Jim is excluded. Andy Cohen did an AMA on Redditt today where he basically said Jim is an ass in person just like on Twitter. He also said no decisions have been made about the future of […]
Jodi Arias Trial Bombshell As New Evidence Could Set Aside Guilty Verdict!
UPDATE: There is an unsubstantiated theory that the porn sites were redirects from a virus. The virus redirected the computer to the porn sites. This makes sense, especially if they were all from a specific time and not spread out over a longer period. Of course we have no information on when the […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2 (Recap): A Whale-Sized Douche
Before we get going on tonight’s recap, I need to take a quick minute to acknowledge the utter hideousness of this set. It looks like something off Dynasty circa 1984. This is a NYC set? Also I hate all of the dresses. Every last one of them. Why are they allowing white? White on TV […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part One
Andy goes straight to Teresa Giudice and asks if she is doing any better and getting any sleep. She says no, she says that yesterday was Gabriella’s birthday so they had a party at a sports place and it was so sad because Milania said she wants to have her next party there and her […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Secrets Revealed
OMG I was bingewatching Bad Judge and time got away from me. Suddenly, I am 9 minutes late into RHONJ and it is NOT taping! I tuned in just in time to hear Amber telling Dina about “Alana” the hooker side of her? WTF? I feel like I missed so much in nine minutes! Did […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Judgment Day
And just like that, RHONJ comes to an abrupt stop after only 12 episodes. This of course means that everyone gets about half the check for a normal season. What remains to be seen is whether or not Teresa and Joe will film a few more post sentencing episodes to scrap together a few more […]
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: #SorryNotSorry
We are starting with a fake scene filmed in June. This time Kathy and Jacqueline will not be eating salad, or lunch, no dear readers, this time we get to watch them eat…..wait for it….Kathy’s cannoli! Because watching Jac, who did not film the entire season eat random food items is still more interesting than […]