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I’ve had the big sleep, coffee is perking on the stove, I’ve taken some deep cleansing breaths, and I am ready to settle in for yet another episode of these crazy old ladies with new faces scream at each other while their tits flap about and fall out of their dresses. One.more.time. First we are […]

It’s time to listen to old ladies screaming at each other with their tits hanging out. Apparently, during the lunch break there was some bickering that we missed between Vicki and Kelly. Vicki apologizes for repeating the rumor that Kelly does cocaine. She should not have repeated it. Kelly sort of apologizes for calling Vicki […]

We are four minutes in and I have nothing to report. It’s basically a commercial for the episode we are about to suffer through together. We begin with the Tres Amigas. They have agreed not to rehash past issues. They had such a great time in Mexico. Gina jumps right in to argue with Vicki […]

The ladies of the OC are doing the most on social media this week trying to hype up the reunion. But my question is why?  They are the original housewives franchise and rank third in the ratings of all the franchises after RHOA and RHOBH respectively.  Although Vanderpump Rules l(btw if you haven’t been here […]

I have been out of pocket today trying to figure out how to avoid the most Thanksgiving things and wiggling out takes a lot of time. 🙂 I was thinking that this was the reunion since I saw previews online today. I’m thrilled it’s the finale which is much easier to recap. I actually like […]

Here we go. I am excited for this show even though it interrupts The Voice mid show. The Voice is really good this season! Gina’s birdnesting seems to be going well. She is bringing the last few things to the Casita when it is Matt’s turn to feed the baby birds. I get this is […]

It’s time to head to back to Jamaica where everyone is hot but no one is as miserable as Shannon Beador. Shannon is mad at her friends because they told her she hasn’t been the best friend lately (or ever) and that it might be a good idea if she got on some medication for […]

UPDATE! Shannon and David went to court today. The judge apparently decided that they both need to keep David’s support the same (total of $22,500) a month until better financial records can be produced. He wants to wait until February when he can see their completed tax forms for 2018. That’s a bit early in […]

We start with everyone exercising. It’s like they are trying to mock me for not going for a walk today. At least not yet. Then it’s back to talk about Shannon and her food line. I need to watch the food line episode every time I want to eat something bad for me because the […]

It looks like Bravo is going to shove Jerry O’Connell’s crap show (and I love Jerry, but this is crap) down our throats again by tacking it onto RHOC next week as well, so these recaps will be delayed until Tuesdays because I can’t let that stupid mansplaining show keep me from recording great shows. […]

Y’all, I have been to the mountaintop (see comments) and my weave is exhausted. Other than almost dying on a mountain and being eaten by deer (and probably Banjo)  I’ve only managed to put up the RHOOC mid-season trailer. If you haven’t seen it yet, I highly recommend it.  Kelly and Tamra got to Tamra’s […]

I am missing the middle (and usually boring) hour of the Emmys to recap this show for you. It is really unexpected that they are airing it tonight. The usually don’t air new housewives shows during major awards shows. Plus this episode seems like it is going to be pretty good.  I’ve also started an […]