As most of y’all know. I have sort of adopted a kid. And we spent some time together today and I am just not in the recapping headspace. I promise to get back to work soon. But I am just not in the right headspace to recap grandmas screaming tonight. I need a night to […]
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Exclusive! The Real Housewives Of Orange County Are In Key West!
Real Housewives of Orange County in Key West Last week, Tamara Tattles spies in Key West let me know that the Real Housewives of Orange County would be filming starting tomorrow (or perhaps tonight) down in the keys. It’s an interesting location choice for man reasons. I can fly to Paris faster than the can […]
Real Housewives Of Orange County Reunion Part 3: The Final Screams
I’ve had the big sleep, coffee is perking on the stove, I’ve taken some deep cleansing breaths, and I am ready to settle in for yet another episode of these crazy old ladies with new faces scream at each other while their tits flap about and fall out of their dresses. One.more.time. First we are […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part Two: So Much Bickering!
It’s time to listen to old ladies screaming at each other with their tits hanging out. Apparently, during the lunch break there was some bickering that we missed between Vicki and Kelly. Vicki apologizes for repeating the rumor that Kelly does cocaine. She should not have repeated it. Kelly sort of apologizes for calling Vicki […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion: She Don’t Lie, She Don’t Lie, Cocaine!
We are four minutes in and I have nothing to report. It’s basically a commercial for the episode we are about to suffer through together. We begin with the Tres Amigas. They have agreed not to rehash past issues. They had such a great time in Mexico. Gina jumps right in to argue with Vicki […]
The Real Housewives Of Orange County Are Doing THE MOST To Hype Up The Reunion
The ladies of the OC are doing the most on social media this week trying to hype up the reunion. But my question is why? They are the original housewives franchise and rank third in the ratings of all the franchises after RHOA and RHOBH respectively. Although Vanderpump Rules l(btw if you haven’t been here […]
Kelly Dodd Says She Will Quit Real Housewives of Orange County Unless Vicki Is Fired
Does anyone want to hire an obnoxious loud mouth who makes embarrassing scenes in public talks and thinks talking about the size of her date’s dick makes for good dinner conversation? Because Kelly Dodd may be available for hire. It was clear this season that any time the group split into threesomes, it was the […]
Real Housewives of Orange County: Orange County Hold ‘Em
It looks like this recap is going to be fast and loose because I was watching BIP on the DVR and when the show started, then went to flip to the DVR version of RHOOC and it says it is recording but it is not a choice on my DVR menu. So I am watching […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Tres Amigas
Girls! Can you believe it? We’re going to Andales! I don’t recall a cast trip with only three cast members before but I am here for it! But first, I’m in the minority regarding the drama with Kelly and Vicki. I don’t think it was wrong of Vicki to go out with her man, whose […]
Real Housewives Of Orange County Began Filming Today!
Shannon Beador has just announced that filming for RHOOC started today. She also introduced us to one of the new housewives, Marcy Mckenna! Marcy is an entrepreneur and inventor who is making millions on QVC. Many of her products are also in Lowes. She has created functional solutions to problems that women have with their […]
Former Real Housewife of Orange County Lizzie Rovsek Files For Divorce
By The Lady Cocotte Despite never having a vow renewal (the biggest curse to any Real Housewife marriage), RHOC’s Lizzie Rovsek has filed for divorce from husband Christian. Lizzie was a full-time Housewife for only one season before being demoted to friend-of for her second, but she quickly won viewer hearts with her sweet demeanor […]
Real Housewives Of Orange County Reunion 2017 Part 2
How in the name of all that’s holy did they make twenty-one episodes this season? There can’t possibly be an unseen footage episode because they kept playing so many scenes from previous seasons this year as filler, it’s clear that nothing was on the cutting room floor. In other news, my head is so full […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Looks: Who Got It Right? Who Missed The Mark?
What is going on with the Real Housewives of Orange County’s reunion looks this season? Who approved this nonsense? Are they doing a promotional for Dress Barn? I just don’t get this. Shannon looks amazing in her little black dress. I like her look the best. I also like Tamra’s jumpsuit, but I’m not sure […]
Former Orange County Housewife, Lynne Curtin’s Daughter Wins $2.25 Million In Law Suit
Lynne Curtin’s daughters have not had a very smooth path in life since Lynne left the show in 2010. Alexa has had numerous run-ins with the law that are still ongoing. This past May she violated her parole and was sentenced to a few days in jail. I believe that was a shoplifting charge. Her […]
Real Housewives Of Orange County Taglines Are Out
I hate them all except for Tamra’s and Vicki’s. I hate Meghan’s the most because it is grammatically incorrect.
Real Housewives of Orange County Cast Photos Have Leaked
The cast photos for Orange County leaked this morning and it has taken me this long to actually care. Mostly because of brain fog and not so much because of the show itself. Also I didn’t recognize Shannon’s new face. Correct me if I’m wrong but it looks like, Lydia McLaughlin, Tamra Judge, Shannon Beador, […]
A Tiny Bit of Real Housewives of Orange County Casting News
I recently gave an update on the drama in Orange County. Since then I’ve received a bit of new information. As expected, Vicki, Tamra and Shannon have all signed their contracts. My latest information is that Kelly Dodd was negotiating her contract and her rep was being rather aggressive. The good news is that she seems […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 3: The Shannon Meltdown
Le sigh. I have gotten enough of menopausal women bashing each other, whiners, apologizes, deniers and “she started it!” behavior this week right here on this blog. But, hey! Let’s watch a third hour of this shit show just to be damn sure my cup runneth over. I realized posting this photo that we […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 2
This is cruel and unusual punishment. It seems just plain sadistic that I have to recap two reunions on the same day. I already really, really, really hate this stupid week. It’s like this week is trying to compete with last week to see which week will be more difficult to endure. I hate all […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Finale: Vicious Lies and Broken Ties
This one is going to be a bit slow because I’m exhausted from my last-minute Halloween endeavors that I will catch you up on in the Halloween post when I get the chance. We start in St. Louis at what they are calling Jim and Meghan’s “second house in St. Louis. It’s actually their […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Things Get A Bit Raw
I’m not sure I am ready for the housewives to return, but ready are not, here they come. Tonight we return to RHOOC. Tamra This new girl Kelly really seems to know how to play the game. She’s not clinging to Meghan to defend Meghan from all the backlash of her Nancy Drew act last […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Frenemies of The State
It’s time for a new episode of RHOOC. I think if there is one thing we can agree on, (unless you are one of my nice Canookian friends) is we hate Shannon. Therefore, it is important to overlook many of Vicki’s egregious flaws and Kelly’s racist rants, and root for these two. No? Well whatever. […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Boogie Fights
It’s time for another episode of RHOOC and my new laptop just finished updating to all sorts of things I have no idea how to use. So this may take a bit longer than usual. Like now, I am trying to do a search in my search box and all I get is a blue […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Frozen Assets
Is it me or are there too many Real Housewives shows airing at once? I need a break. At least I am not sick of this one yet, but it is only episode four. As the sun is setting on the beach, everyone heads inside to have some shots. Am I the only one […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Lies In The Air, Sand In My Hair
I’m late for this RHOOC recap because I just did a rather personal blog where I relived a bad experience. I realized I had never told anyone that story before. I feel like I am writing my fucking memoirs here lately. WTF with all my oversharing? Am I dying? Anyway, let’s check in with […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: When the Ship Hits The Fan!
It’s time for the Real Housewives of Orange County premiere and I am very excited to recap it, and also starting almost an hour late. It’s been a super busy day at Tamara Tattles, Media LLC today! Let’s get started! Tamra I just can’t help but applaud Tamra for her fitness obsession. She was starting […]
The Real Housewives Of Orange County Trailer Is Out!
The RHOOC trailer is up as I predicted. The RHONJ one should be along in a day or two. And once again the ability to host the trailer has been made difficult by the people at bravo. No other network in television makes it DIFFICULT to advertise their programing. The girls go to Ireland to […]
Meet New Orange County Housewife, Kelly Meza-Dodd, Well At Least She WAS A Housewife
It seems the Real Housewives of Orange County has been really TRYING to cast the worst women in the world lately on RHOOC. Just as I had almost erased all traces of Meghan King Edmonds from my memory, along comes Kelly Meza-Dodd to replace her. I have only seen the video below of her and […]
Exclusive Real Housewives of Orange County Tea: Filming Drama
First of all this information is coming from a new source so it remains to be seen how accurate it is. I am going to share it with you anyway since it seems to make a lot of sense to me. Both Heather Dubrow and Shannon Beador live in the same neighborhood in Newport […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 3: What a Shit Show
It’s time for the Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion to come to a disgusting end. My only question is how low will Brianna go in all of this. The very first thing we hear is Brianna talking about Brooks and Tamra interrupting her to coach her on her details saying, “He talking about […]
Are You Ready for Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion to End?
You might as well get the popcorn ready because the dramatic conclusion (ha!) of the Real Housewives of Orange County mercifully concludes TONIGHT, not on Monday in its regular time. This is great news for me since today is the first and it will get the blogging month off to a great start as we will […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 2 Recap:
I’m getting a late start because I have been working on a RHONY post all damn day and y’all probably won’t even find it that interesting. (Though I hope you do.) I think I might be subconsciously procrastinating to avoid recapping this crap. I’m going to try be invested in this post. I doubt I […]
Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part One
From the looks of the reunion press releases, not much is going to happen this episode and the whole cancer drama won’t come to a head until the third part of the reunion. So what the hell will they talk about tonight? Well, here we go. Andy says they got an unprecedented number of questions […]
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