By Phil Andros Before I go into the recap, I have to tell you that the first 4 episodes so far have seem really rushed. Stupid rushed. The writing is not nearly as good as previous seasons and at times has just flat-out stunk up the place. And while I know we’re all used to […]
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Scandal Is Back! And Crazier Than Ever!
By Phil Andros So I have to admit, I’ve been dreading the return of Scandal. I should preface this by saying that I was not a yuge Hillary supporter, but Donald Trump? Seriously? Shit is getting real people and it’s real like a bad Shonda show real. But the teevee is supposed to be about […]
2016 Is Not Done Killing Off Legends George Michael Has Died UPDATED To Include Carrie Fisher In Death Toll
I don’t even want to post this, but Daily Mail is reporting that George Michael is dead. 🙁 Pop star George Michael has died aged 53 at his home in Oxfordshire. The musician’s publicist said that he had ‘passed away peacefully’ at his property in Goring at 1.42pm today. Michael’s former manager Michael Lippman claimed he had […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 6, Episode 7 Recap: “The A-Word”
Guest Contributor Ben Cole On RHOBH tonight, we pick back up right where we left off, at the “exclusive” white party in the Hamptons, for Lisa Vanderpump’s magazine cover release. Thanks to Teen Mom OG, we are able to get a clearer picture of what the party really was like from a non-Bravo viewpoint. All […]
American Horror Story: Coven Finale Recap. Seven Wonders
By: Urethra Franklin The end for AHS:Coven begins with Stevie Nicks walking through magically opened doors of Miss Robichaux’s Academy, and she is singing “Seven Wonders”. For me it’s a 1987 music video flashback saturated in warm golden sepia tones that gives an almost Holy glow to Stevie and the Academy. She sounds great, but […]
American Horror Story: Coven Finale Preview ~Seven Wonders
By: Urethra Franklin Warning: SPOILERS below but nothing is as it seems on AHS Here we are for the AHS: Coven series finale with the anticipated rise & reveal of the new Supreme. Since this is the finale, there are not a lot of spoilers for me to use for a concise pre-cap. I pieced […]
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap
I really, really think Joyce’s husband is hot as hell. He reminds me of my one great love. Only he was not that big yet, and just a bartender at the Wind of Change… sigh. Oh how I fucked THAT up. But moving on. Oh look. Carlton is taking her submissive and his mother fetish […]
American Horror Story: Coven Recap– Supreme Suicides and a Severed Head
By: Urethra Franklin Well was this worth the 2 week wait? There were brief exciting moments, but there was a slow pace to Fiona’s drawn out depressing inner monologues about life vs. death. Even though beautifully written, they were dragging out like her maybe imminent death. My main complaint about the season is that the […]
Scandal: Everyone Almost Gets Killed and Then That One Guys Does
Well, Olivia has a naked and a bit worse for wear Jake in her bed. Huck won’t talk to her and is tailing her father, Eli Pope. Probably to kill him. Mellie and Fitz HATE each other. Cyrus wants them to go to Camp David for some publicity shots. Annnnnnd Olivia is in a hostage […]
Happy President’s Day!
I am so sorry that I didn’t recap RHOA last night. I am struggling with my mental health (again). I have not even watched the show yet. I’m actually watching Wendy Williams right now and it looks like it was a sad episode. Anyway, I’ve had to ask my neighbors to roll my trashcan a […]
Andy Cohen’s Life Is Complete (Sort of an SNL Recap)
Andy Cohen was mentioned on SNL this week. The show opened with a skit about the superbowl commentators. The talk about how weird the year has been and list the usual 2020 problems, like Armie Hammer. Click the link if you missed it. But if you do, you might wish you had not. It’s is […]
Below Deck Recap: Runaway Chef
I am so ready for this Below Deck recap tonight. I slept in super late today and woke up to a financial mess that needed to be sorted out. So,I just got that straighten out and now I need to WOO SAH and get on this boat with Captain Lee and sail away from all […]
Tom Girardi’s Legal Troubles Just Got Much Worse
TMZ is reporting today that a federal judge has frozen all of Tom Girardi’s assets. Clearly, Erika and Tom saw this coming and that is why Erika filed for divorce. She was trying to leave the sinking ship. Tom’s law firm and been spiraling and I believe his last partner jumped ship recently as well. […]
WAIT WHAT? It Was The Finale Of The Undoing?
There will be spoilers in this post. DO NOT READ THIS if you have HBO and have not seen The Undoing. I already feel like I missed a few episodes so I am going to go back and watch an episode or two prior to this. I will not go back online until I am […]
90 Day Fiance The Other Way Recap: Sticks & Stones
This is the best reality TV show on TV right now and this is the penultimate episode before the midseason hiatus. HOW LONG IS THE Hiatus! And how long until Killing Eve comes back? 🙁 This is a juicy 90 Day Fiance The Other Way recap with a Spoiler at the very end. Deavan & […]
Dirty John Recap: No Fault
Why is this new show about Betty Broderick called Dirty John Season 2. I distinctly recall recapping Dirty John here for season one and I can’t find a recap anywhere. So weird. This will have to be our scripted show to take the place of Killing Eve now. I guess they will be oddly called […]
Open Forum: I Need Straight Edge Razor Blades (and Liquid Plumber)
Calm your tits. I only WISH I needed straight edged razor blades for that. Sadly, this is not 1983 and my heart could barely take it then. There are just some things I need to um cut off. And single edged razor blades are hard to find. I know I have a pack around here […]
Open Forum: Saturday Thoughts From TT
I am trying to free up some space on my DVR on this fine Saturday off from recapping. So I watched the reunion of MAFS without you guys. Sorry. I only have a few thoughts but I am dying to hear yours. The first “big news” is that Katie cheated with her ex during the […]
Tamara Tattles Oscars Watch Party 2020!
Welcome to the Tamara Tattles Oscars Watch Party and the spectacle and pageantry of the Oscars! Loved the format of the blog post of last year so much, I’m stealing from myself! (with some revisions). I am adding the what and where to watch at the beginning for you, so you don’t miss a thing!) […]
GOLDEN GLOBES WATCH PARTY 2020!
By Erica Good thing I literally have reminders in my phone calendar because this year’s Golden Globes snuck up on me even though I literally created a calendar for us! Check it out for the other shows. BAFTA nominees announced Monday! The Red Carpet and my feelings about it hasn’t changed much from last year, […]
RHOBH Recap: Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?
It’s time for another RHOBH Recap already! I feel like they are coming faster and faster like the candies on the belt in the Lucille Ball episode where Lucy and Ethel work at the candy factory. I still haven’t even gotten to watch Killing Eve yet! Let’s just get to all the drama. Ugh. I […]
Vanderpump Rules: End Of An Era
Before That Andy M. agreed to recap Vanderpump Rules on Tamara Tattles he explained he had a prior obligation for this episode. So I agree to be his substitute for the evening. I shall do my best to make him proud, even though I haven’t slept in the past 36 hours or so. TRIGGER WARNING: […]
Mexican Dynasties: Love Is In The Air
La Familia Allende We begin this episode of Mexican Dynasties with Elan and Jenny Allende having breakfast. Elan has made omelets and Jenny is enjoying hers with ketchup. Elan and Adan are going to take us to a Lucha Libre a professional wrestling match similar to the WWE in the US. It is past time […]
SAG Awards Watch Party!
By Erica Hello my fellow award watching lovelies!!! It is time for the SAG Awards! It should be good, as it is all actors, all the time, and the incredible Megan Mullally is host. Alan Alda is getting one of those Lifetime achievement things. I STILL watch MASH when I find it on. Timeless talent. […]
Golden Globes Watch Party Starts Now!
By Erica Pop open the boxed wine and tip it! IT’S TIME FOR THE GLOBES! Sadly, the E! Channel is the only one I can find doing red carpet coverage on television. Their Countdown to the Red Carpet starts at 1 PM Pacific/4 PM Eastern where the hosts and “experts” give us “pop culture” guide. […]
The 70th Annual Emmy Awards!
I wasn’t planning on doing a post about this because I won’t be able to watch or record the 9 pm hour because I have to recap RHOOC and tape my favorite show Castaways! But I was so happy to see Henry Winkler win an Emmy for best comedy actor. He was tickled pink and […]
Tomato Talk! Week Five
Sorry for skipping week four. The weather has been crappy (although today is unexpectedly beautiful) and I did very little in the garden last week. I’m worried about all the rain splitting my fruit, but so far so good. My cilantro is growing like crazy. I keep trimming it back so it doesn’t bolt before […]
Imposters: Old Unresolved Shit
I’m going to stop trying to rush through this like I do a reality show where everyone just waits for me to get something up so they can list all the cast members and why they hate them and the show and Andy Cohen. I’m going to start savoring the good shows and saying what […]
The Walking Dead Recap: Wolves At The Door?
By The Lady Cocotte Last week’s premiere of The Walking Dead left us with a huge cliffhanger. Who is attacking Alexandria? Will Rick and his crew reach home in time to save everyone? And who the hell is honking that damn horn? Hopefully all of those questions will be answered tonight. We start with […]
WWHL With Brandi Glanville and Jeff Lewis: Brandi Isn’t Going To Win An Emmy
I am so over Brandi Glanville for the evening, but I have a feeling that Jeff Lewis is going to make the laborious recapping of this episode. Brandi is wearing a completely sheer skirt (except for the stripes) with nothing but black underwear underneath. I think Brandi Said it was La Perla. She’s totally wearing lingerie […]
American Horror Story: Coven Episode 7 Recap Death Sex and Betrayal
By: Urethra Franklin Episode 7: “The Dead” is thematic for all the characters in this episode. Used to be dead…Will be dead…Wants to be dead…Doesn’t want to be dead…and I’m going to kill you dead. In the realm of AHS:Coven dead is NOT dead. Kyle and Madison who have died & were revived are trying […]
RHOA Recap: A Whole Lot Of Mess
Wow. The last RHOA had ten whole comments. Does this mean I don’t need to recap it anymore because we don’t care? Or does it mean my recaps suck? Frankly, I am already looking for anything except Bravo shows to talk about here. My overnight fights with voles gets more views. I just wonder when […]
RuPaul’s Drag Race: Commentary?
I cannot keep up my shitty job at doing a RuPaul’s Drag Race if it is going to be all about Kandy. I just can’t. On the other hand I want to hear from you guys about what you think so I am going to try to keep this one brief. Utica feel terrible that […]
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