I am so excited for this show! I love Croatia and am dying to see as much of it as we possibly can. I am not so thrilled that Bobby and Hannah are back, but I love Captain Sandy already and tonight is going to be all about Captain Sandy putting Hannah in her place. […]
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Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Αντίο Greece!
I really liked this season and hope we get another one. I do think all the exterior crew needs to be recast. I would keep all the stews. We are back with Bobby going off on everyone because they won’t let him bring his one night stand back on the boat. You know it […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Exodus of the Assholes
Are you wondering why this is the third episode with the charter guests from hell? I can tell you. Ratings. Sadly, people behaving like douche bags draw a big audience. I’ve had more people Googling about these guests than any other episode. I suppose the country is in such a bad place that people are […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: They Hate Us Cuz They Ain’t Us!
This show is doing fairly well in the ratings and I am hopeful there is a season two. I’d like to see all of the deck crew recast and all of the interior stay. It was a pleasant change to see the interior crew learn to be supportive of each other for a change. That […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Charter From Hell
It’s time to figure out what the hell is wrong with Danny. He’s tweeting so we know he didn’t die. It occurs to me that Captain Mark can’t really fire people as easily as Captain Lee because of all the issues with working visas in Europe. It would be very difficult to replace a member […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Fever Pitch
It’s time for another much needed float around the Greek Islands. I am so much happier to recap this than the nonsense of last night. We begin with Danny once again not listing to Bryan, who advised him to stay out of the lovers quarrel between Hannah and Ben. He just can’t help but […]
Below Deck Mediterranean: Charter King
Here is what I don’t understand. Y’all don’t seem to be that into this show. The ratings are just mediocre. But Bravo is running it twice in a row! I suppose it is because the Tour Group ratings were so very low. Which sucks because loved that show. I guess they had to put something […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Whose Got Game?
The show is almost over and I was going to put it off because I can’t seem to keep my eyes open but I was on Twitter and they were talking about Italy so I thought I would give it a go. When last we saw the cast we saw one of the most scripted […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Entrée Boo Boo
It’s time to head out to the Mediterranean and play, “Is this the episode Danny gets fired?” once again. We are off to a positive outlook for a firing as we begin with a drunk Danny telling Bryan that he thinks that his “actions have been underappreciated and he wants to correct that.” Danny is […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: My Big Fat Greek Threesome
We are back to see if this is the episode that Danny gets the boot on Below Deck Mediterranean. When last we left this horny crew, Ben had given a willing Hannah the brush off, basically because he thinks Tiffany will be less drama and less of a work disruption. It’s not like he has […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Lovesick Danny
For reasons known only to Bravo this show is an extra 15 minutes and Tour Group will air at 11:45. I hate you all for not watching Tour Group by the way, it’s the best show on Bravo by far. But no time to chastise as I am running behind after having one of those […]
Below Deck Mediterranean Recap: Model Deckhands
This week on Below Deck Med we have a bunch of models shooting a commercial for The Tilted Kilt, a sort of racier TGI Friday’s kind of place, perhaps more akin to Hooters without the delicious wings. The Tilted Kilt has been on several reality shows as a corporation, I remember Undercover Boss and I […]
Below Deck Mediterranean : Game Time!
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Below Deck Mediterranean Premiere Recap: It’s All Greek To Me!
Finally a show to be excited about on Bravo! I love a first season before they all get jaded and the producers do more and more scripting. Let’s jump right in and get this party started in the Greek Isles! The boat is called the “Ionian Princess” at least for the purposes of the show, […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Barrie’d Alive
Last night was my sing to Banjo night and it was two hours of American Idol (I learned the lyrics to Watermelon Sugar the millionth time the duets sang the song) and two hours of The Voice. This lead to a lot of wine drinking (I’m officially out of wine) and a bit of drunk […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Smoldering Secrets
It’s time to check in with the horny new crew on the latest Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap. They wake up after their first night off with serious hangovers and fuzzy memories of the night before. I get the feeling that a lot of you are not watching this season. Why not? This season looks […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Nookie Mistake
So sorry for the delay in this Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap. The comments sections have taken up a lot of time this week. Lots of comments and we all sort of cranky. I’m feeling a lot less bitchy today, so hopefully the temperature in the comments sections will decrease as well as the melodramatic, […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Running On Fumes
Below Deck Sailing Yacht has returned with an all new crew for what looks to be a feisty new season. I am finally ready to get the first Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap underway! Right away, Gary shows his ass, literally, and let’s us know he’s going to try to fuck anything that moves. He […]
Below Deck Recap: It’s Reunion Time!
Well boys and squirrels, it’s time for the Below Deck Recap. It’s the reunion and I am already pissed before even watching it. I’ve heard that Elizabeth is going to talk shit about Captain Lee. If true, this could make her more hated than pretty much anyone on the planet that is not orange. You […]
Below Deck Recap: Don’t Cry For Me Antigua
The big question I have going into this Below Deck recap is are the finally going to fire Elizabeth? The episode summary for this episode literally says, “Elizabeth spends the charter focusing on James instead of her job.” You know, just like every other episode. There is also a mention of Ashling’s “little white lie” […]
Below Deck Recap: Hide The Salami
Tonight’s Below Deck recap is going to be wacky and sad as Jackie and David Siegel appear as the primaries. Click here to find out what happened when they were on Below Deck Med. Jackie refers to herself as The Queen of Versailles because she has been building a sort of replica in Florida for […]
Below Deck Recap: James’ Big Cannoli
I’m not sure if my DVR didn’t record episode 12, last week or if I somehow deleted it. I may have deleted it on purpose because Captain Lee is going to talk about the loss of his son. And that will be difficult. I’m watching the episode now on demand. Which means I have to […]
Below Deck Recap: Blood In The Water
Tonight, we return to a boat where Captain Lee is madder than a wet hen. We’ve literally never seen him this angry. In this Below Deck recap, I presume someone is going to have to go in and extradite Drunk Dolores from the sea where she apparently wants to feed peas to the fish and […]
Below Deck Recap: Steamy Vibes
Tonight’s Below Deck recap will be quite drama-filled from the sound of things. Elizabeth continues to be useless and both Ashling and Francesca are at their wits end. It seems Elizabeth is more concerned about her boatmance with James than actually doing her job. Then, the captain loses it over dangerous behavior by the charter […]
Below Deck Recap: The Devil You Know
It’s a slow time for Bravo exclusive news as everyone seems to have disappeared for the winter break. But, amazingly, we still have recaps to do this week! Tonight we have a Below Deck recap of a new episode! I’m not sure how many episodes we have left. We seem to be getting into the […]
Below Deck Recap: No Way Rosé
Oh hey! I was up all night drinking wine and arguing about politics on Twitter and just woke up for the day as Below Deck is ending. Ooops. I missed the Saturn and Venus thing, seeing what superpowers everyone got, and Below Deck. I’m trying to stop stressing about my sleep schedule and just rolling […]
Below Deck Recap: Runaway Chef
I am so ready for this Below Deck recap tonight. I slept in super late today and woke up to a financial mess that needed to be sorted out. So,I just got that straighten out and now I need to WOO SAH and get on this boat with Captain Lee and sail away from all […]
Below Deck Guest Apologizes For The Sushi Incident
One of the twenty somethings on the Below Deck Max and Dax’s excellent adventure episode issued a public apology on Twitter today. Yahoo Sports reported: UNLV starting quarterback Max Gilliam issued an apology Monday for eating sushi off of a nude model while appearing on the reality television show “Below Deck.” Yes, you read that […]
Below Deck Recap: Max And Dax’s Excellent Adventure
I can never remember what I recap on what day. So I was happy to discover that tonight it is a Below Deck recap. I believe we get a new stew tonight and Izzy moves to the deck. Also, we finally get rid of the assholes and the crew gets their first shore leave together. […]
Below Deck Recap: There’s No Place Like Home
I know that the last season of Below Deck was just awful, but I have never been more excited for Captain Lee to come back on my TV screen. We all need Captain Lee during these difficult times. I am physically exhausted today but I am so ready to get this Below Deck recap started! […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Reunion
I feel like this Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap is going to be a bit difficult. There are an awful lot of people to hear from on the show. Will Andy have a mute button for this group? I wonder if Jenna will have any sort of remorse for her behavior or if she is […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Regatta Go!
It’s time for the final Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap of the season. I have to say while I hated Jenna and Adam, I thought it was a good first season. I love Captain Glenn and all the female crew other than Jenna. Well, Georgia was kind of a relationship disrupter, but other than that […]
Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: #Awkward
I am really enjoying this season so I really want to watch more than I want to recap. I want to see how the new dick head does. So I am going to do another (probably) short Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap. Thanks for all of you for still reading here. I’ve lost a lot […]
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